Day Two

***HOTEL PATIO***

[Dave] Breakfast!

[Abby] Here we go again!

[Dave] Hmmm... I'll take some of this, and some of this and some of this and...

[Abby] Ugh! I'm going to repack.

[Luka] So, Kerry what are our plans?

[Kerry] Well, We need to be out of here soon, and we'll be driving -

[Luka] Driving! With all these crazy people? You have to be kidding!

[Kerry] We have to. It's the only way we'll get there. Plus it's not very far.

[Luka] You're still crazy.

[Cleo] Awww, come on Peter. You said last night that you could eat more then Malucci!

[Peter] Yeah, well that was before I saw what was in his suitcase.

[Romano] I hope we don't have to drive in a car together all the way to Disneyland.

[Luka] Well, you're out of luck.

[John] So, what time are we hitting the semi-open road?

[Kerry] Ten.

[Cleo] Agh! I have to go pack!

[Peter] Me too!

[Deb] Do what?

[Peter] Pack.

[Kerry] Has anyone seen Mark and Elizabeth?

[Luka] No, but I have a fairly good idea what their doing.

[John] Well, I'm not going to go get them.

[Deb] Count me out.

[Romano] Hey, I like Lizzy, but not that much.

(All look at Dave)

[Dave] Hey, what's everyone staring at? What's with the devilish looks? Oh, no. What ever it is, I'm not doing it...

[Kerry] All you have to do is knock on Mark and Elizabeth's door.

[Dave] Oh, all right.

***HOTEL FRONT DESK, TEN MINUTES LATER***

[Kerry] Okay. We are actually NOT driving -

[Everyone Else] Yay!

[Kerry] So, we will be taking the shuttle back to the airport then we'll get onto a bus that will take us to the Disneyland Hotel.

[Cleo] Then what?

[Kerry] Then I'll give you your room assignments and park tickets. From there on, you'll be on your own for the next six days

(Kerry leaves to check out)

[Dave] How exactly did she get in charge of this?

[Deb] I don't know but I have the feeling it has something to do with that stick she always carries around.

[Luka] Why exactly does she have a stick?

[Deb] No one knows.

[John] I do.

[Deb] You do? How?

[John] I lived with her.

[Romano] So you'll tell us right?

[John] Why should I tell you?

[Kerry] Okay the shuttle should be here any minute.

(Shuttle pulls up and all board.)

[Cleo] Anyone got a battery?

***DISNEYLAND HOTEL***

[John] Finally! We get to the hotel! I was about to go crazy thanks to Deb and Dave!

[Luka] I feel your pain dude.

[John] Dude?

[Luka] I'm picking up American lingo.

[Peter] Can we switch rooms?

[Romano] Yeah! I want to room with Lizzy.

[Mark] Not on your life!

[Romano] Grrrr...

[Mark] Rar!

[Deb] Wow. I never thought I see those two take each other on.

[Dave] Fight! Fight! Fight!

[Kerry] Okay. So we don't get evicted before we even get settled in, I'm going to keep the same rooms. So, Cleo and Abby, 1213. Luka and Carter, 1214. Lizzy and Mark, 1215. Romano and Peter, 1216. And Deb, you and I are in 1217.

[Deb] Okay, lets go!

[Dave] What about me?

[Kerry] Oh Yeah, your in 1218.

[John] Wait, we need our keys and we need to know what tower we're in.

[Kerry] Oh, sorry. Here are your keys and we're all in the Sierra Tower.

[John] Thanks. Come'on Luka.

[Cleo] Look at that pool!

[Romano] Lizzy in a swimsuit. Ohhhhhh!

[Abby] Oh! Luka in a swimsuit!

[Lizzy] Romano in a swimsuit. Ewwww!

***PETER AND ROMANO'S ROOM***

[Peter] Disney Channel!

[Romano] MTV!

[Peter] Disney Channel!

[Romano] MTV!

[Peter] Disney!

[Romano] MTV!

[Peter] Disney!

[Romano] MTV!

[Peter] Dis- You like MTV?

[Romano] I always knew you were no better than Disney Channel!

[Peter] Oh well. Disney!

[Romano] MTV!

***JOHN AND LUKA'S ROOM***

[Luka] Noisy kids.

[John] That doesn't sound like children. Listen.

[Luka] You're right. It sounds like...Peter and Romano?

[John] Kerry must be losing her mind. Who would actually put those two together?

[Luka] I don't know. Want to go to the park?

[John] Yeah, okay.

***CONCIERGE LOUNGE***

[Dave] Jackpot!

[Deb] I can't believe you drug me all the way up here to show me this food! I'm going to find John and Luka.

***DISNEYLAND PARK***

[Luka] So, where to first?

[John] This Indiana Jones adventure looks fun.

[Luka] Okay.

[John] Wow, the line looks long!

[Guy Dressed in Adventure Clothes] Are you John Carter and Luka Kovac?

[Luka] Yeah.

[Guy] Come with me.

(They are led to the front of the line where Kerry is waiting)

[Kerry] What took you guys so long?

[John] We didn't know you were saving us a spot.

[Kerry] Well, we're about to get on.

[Luka] I want to drive!

[John] Funky seat belts.

[Kerry] I hope this isn't too wild...

[Luka] Here we go!

[John] I remember this movie. Agh! Don't look into his eyes!

[Luka] Why?

[Kerry] Ahhhhh!

[Luka] Agh! I hate snakes.

[Kerry] This belt's going to slit open my stomach!

[John] No it's not!

[Luka] Ugh!

[Kerry] I'm going to be sick!

[Luka] Bugs!

[Kerry] Bugs! Oh god!

[John] Oh Yes! My favorite part! The creaky, ready to fall apart bridge!

[Luka] Cool!

[Kerry] A creaky, ready to fall apart bridge! What's under it, sharp, pointy rocks?

[John] No, lava actually.

[Luka] Bring it on!

[Kerry] Damn you John Carter!

[John] How is this my fault?

[Kerry] I don't know.

[Luka] Wow look at all those skulls! Reminds me of this church in Europe built of all the bone of the Black Plague victims!

[John and Kerry] Ewww!

[Kerry] Oh my god, the car is stuck! I'm going to die!

[John] It's part of the ride, Kerry.

[Luka] Watch out for that snake!

[Kerry] What snak... Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

[John] Don't worry Kerry, it's almost over.

[Kerry] Good.

[Luka] Look at the size of that boulder!

[Kerry] OH MY GOD!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

(Kerry begins hyperventilating)

[John] It wasn't too good of an idea for her to come with us was it?

[Luka] I guess not. Do you have a bag?

[John] Kerry, you can uncover your eyes now. The ride is over.

(They all get out)

[Kerry] That was the scariest thing I've ever seen?

[John] Worse than last Valentine's Day?

[Luka] Worse than The Exorcist?

[Deb] Hey guys I've been all over looking for you! What's up with Kerry?

[John] She just got off of Indiana Jones.

[Deb] Hey, I have fast passes for Indiana Jones. You guys want to go on again?

[John] Sure.

[Luka] Count me in. Coming Kerry?

[Kerry] I think I'll go on Peter Pan.

[Luka] Suit yourself.

***PETER AND ROMANO'S ROOM***

[Peter] Elizabeth likes me!

[Romano] No, she likes me!

(Mark opens the door and sticks his head in)

[Mark] Actually, she likes me.

***CONCIERGE LOUNGE, LATER THAT NIGHT***

[Deb] That was so much fun!

[Luka] I know. Kerry was so funny!

[John] Speaking of Kerry, how is she?

[Deb] Well, she'll recover. In a day to two.