The Odd Couple: Chapter Four: The Game Show Brain
Disclaimer: I don't own anything but the plot. I don't know who owns "Is that your final answer?" but I do know the show and the Harry Potter stuff belong to J.K. Rowling. Thanks for the reviews, everybody! I love getting them, even the bad ones. You know why? Because you guys are so nice and write suggestions, rather than insults! Thanks again and now let's get to the story.
Lily hated when this happened. It was like she was facing one of those Muggle American game show hosts. She had formed this own little game show in her head, that gave her four choices, with this old guy asking her "Is that your final answer?"
This time, the question was, 'What do you do when you find that James Potter is kissing you?' A. Slap him. B. Kiss back. C. Pull away, but don't do anything. D. Kiss back, and then slap him. She thought. She whispered her choice. "Is that your final answer?" The old guy said. "Final answer." She whispered.
She pulled back, but only after she allowed him to caress her neck. "What's wrong?" James asked. "Nothing. Just had an idea for a television show."
"What are you doing?" Asked that prissy little voice inside her head. "I'll tell you." Another voice snapped. "She's sitting up on a blanket, enjoying a fine combination of lunch and James Potter. About time." 'The second one's right.' Thought Lily. "Precisely! I thought we agreed: James Potter spells trouble! The only person who could hate James Harold Potter more than you would be Severus Snape!" Said the prissy voice again. "The ugly git! I'm glad she's found a guy just to kiss and not date!" Snapped the sassy voice. "Who says she won't date him, marry him, and have his kid?" Said the voice of her Aunt Iris. "Get out of my head! All of you!!!!" Lily screeched.
"What?" Asked James, obviously confused.
A/N: Sorry it was so short.. Fourth upload today!