Authors Notes: Well, that last review from Meowy has me kind of depressed, but then again, I think I had it coming to me. After all, I never said anything about no flaming, did I? Anyway, yes, these chapters are written in fifteen to thirty minutes, cause, well, I just got tired of writing my other fics and wanted to write something kinda funny with no plot to it that was short... Isn't working out right, is it? Plus, writing chapters in fifteen to thirty minutes allows me to get a chapter out every day instead of writing and posting every week like my other fics. Maybe I should write something morbid right now... Yea, I'll go do that. Know just which fic to work on, been planning this chapter for the last week... *Switches stories.* *Comes back later.* Well, I'm feeling better now! So, on with a hopefully funnier story!
A Dangerous Combo! Pez and Beer!
Chapter 3 - Death of the Yellow Rat!
By: Emerald Star
Vegeta aims at the live audience. "BIG BANG ATTACK!"
"MAKENSAPPO!" The yellowish orange of Piccolo's trade mark ki-blast blocked and pushed Vegeta's blast into the outer side wall with windows and through the outside air into the Ford building across the street, blowing the top off and killing at least a hundred high ranking employees (OK, so maybe I'm not off the depression kick...).
Laughing a little insanely, Vegeta runs through the burned whole in the wall and starts falling down towards the concrete below. Propelling himself forward with his ki, he busts through a glass window into another set of the broadcasting company. Doing a forward summersault, he ends it standing up and in front of another camera crew with out (kind of thankfully, 'cause this time I'd probably blow them up, feeling as down as I am) a live audience. The set was some creepy bad animation that only takes about ten minutes to draw and five to color in.
Two weird people in shirts that had a big red letter 'R' in the center were currently on the set with a pokeball each in their hands. Across from them was a kid that kind of resembled a young version of Son-kun with his black hair sticking out from under his cap with a young carrot haired girl and some darker skinned guy with perpetual lines for eyes (I swear! Every episode my cousin makes me watch when I'm babysitting always has this guy with lines for eyes! You never EVER see his eyes! Hmm...wonder if Krillen knows him, considering Krillen doesn't have a nose...). With them was a small yellow creature that Vegeta's not right mind supplied a name for, although it slipped when it came to trying to remember the human's names.
He smirked coldly at the now staring people. "So this is that stupid show the brat likes, what's its name, Pokemon?" Vegeta starts to stare at Pikachu. He blinks and rubs his eyes. To him, Pikachu is no longer the small little yellow rat thing that it is, but has been transformed by his drugged mind into a steaming basted chicken! A loud rumble escapes from Vegeta's stomach and a glazed look crosses his eyes. "Hmmm...Chicken!" Vegeta lunges at Pikachu, who squeaks a little and hides behind the Goku look-a-like. Vegeta pauses as he looks the kid up and down. His eyes lose the glazed look but are still kinda hazy. "So, you finally showed up, Kakaroto. About time, you third-class Baka! For making me wait for this sparing session, I'm not going to give you any mercy!" With that, Vegeta rushes over to the kid and punches him in the stomach, sending him flying to be imbedded in the background set behind him. Vegeta follows and as the black haired kid stands up, does a round house kick to his head, taking it off the kids shoulders.
Vegeta stands over the decapitated body for a moment of silence. Then he throws back his head and laughs insanely. "Yess!! I finally beat you, Kakaroto!" He starts dancing around in one place in a victory dance. The other people panic and run out of the room to save their pathetic existences. Pikachu comes up and shakes the kids body in a vain attempt to 'wake him up'. Pikachu gets angry when it's pathetically small brain finally realizes that the boys dead and throws a lightning shock at Vegeta. Vegeta's not affected, but he does stop dancing and looks at Pikachu with his red ringed hazy black eyes hungrily. Vegeta crouches down and starts stalking Pikachu well saying, "Here, chiki, chiki, chiki!"
Vegeta lunges at Pikachu, but the rat leaps away nimbly. Enraged and feeling in the back of his mind the approaching ki's of the Z senshi, Vegeta throws a weak ki-blast at the stupid moving 'chicken'. Pikachu becomes one extra crispy critter and Vegeta runs over to eat the thing. Just as he finishes stripping the meat off the last bone, Gohan enters the room through the window Vegeta had broken through. Dropping the bone and gulping down the last morsel, he looks Gohan straight in the face and smiles like Son-kun.
Vegeta makes a rush at Gohan but then veers towards the camera set after Gohan gets his hands up to block. Picking up the camera and all the equipment in the general vicinity, he flings them at the Demi Saiya-jin. After blocking all the equipment, Gohan blinks. Vegeta was no where in sight.
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Real DBZ World
Vegeta looked down at the print out in his hands and smirked. He had gotten his purple haired brat to hack into the FanFiction.Net files and get the information on the bakayarou Emerald Star. (Author Notes: If you've been wondering why it's so hard to get on lately, well, now you know why!)
For a moment Vegeta frowned. However, it had taken time, time the girl had used and posted another chapter of that foolish fiction of hers. Him, being stopped by that Nameck?! Running around and demeaning himself by acting like Kakaroto? She would definitely be getting a one way ticket to hell now.
Vegeta smiled to himself wickedly as he looked up at the streaks of white that flew past. [Oh, and I'll be enjoying this torture all to soon...] With that thought running through his head with other thoughts accompanying them, Vegeta increased his speed as he headed half-way across the globe.
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Where'd Vegeta go? Will Gohan catch up in time to stop him from killing any other people? And what will the real Vegeta do when he gets to his destination? Will he find a Super Saiya-jin (referring to the character from 'Alternate Cell Game') or an ordinary girl? Why did I ask the first two questions?! Tune in in two days for the long final chapter that will hopefully make up for the shortness of this one!
And please, please review! Even if it is a flame! Oh, and thanks to Meowy! Thanks to the way she made me feel, I've been able to get a really good chapter together for 'Alternate Cell Game', though it won't be coming out for a few weeks. Got to get the chapter's leading up to it written and out (*grumbles to self* meaning I'll have to wait awhile to get in the right mood to write the upbeat piece of...)!
And special thanks to the people that have reviewed and made me feel good. Those would be Larania, Kichi, Princess Vegeta, Fanboyimus Prime, Jesika Starwatcher, Kitty, Vegeta's Little Girl, and Son Gohan! Thanks to you, I've decided to finish this thing! Also to the about 215 of you that have hit this story but haven't said anything, thanks for your silent support!
--Emerald Star
A Dangerous Combo! Pez and Beer!
Chapter 3 - Death of the Yellow Rat!
By: Emerald Star
Vegeta aims at the live audience. "BIG BANG ATTACK!"
"MAKENSAPPO!" The yellowish orange of Piccolo's trade mark ki-blast blocked and pushed Vegeta's blast into the outer side wall with windows and through the outside air into the Ford building across the street, blowing the top off and killing at least a hundred high ranking employees (OK, so maybe I'm not off the depression kick...).
Laughing a little insanely, Vegeta runs through the burned whole in the wall and starts falling down towards the concrete below. Propelling himself forward with his ki, he busts through a glass window into another set of the broadcasting company. Doing a forward summersault, he ends it standing up and in front of another camera crew with out (kind of thankfully, 'cause this time I'd probably blow them up, feeling as down as I am) a live audience. The set was some creepy bad animation that only takes about ten minutes to draw and five to color in.
Two weird people in shirts that had a big red letter 'R' in the center were currently on the set with a pokeball each in their hands. Across from them was a kid that kind of resembled a young version of Son-kun with his black hair sticking out from under his cap with a young carrot haired girl and some darker skinned guy with perpetual lines for eyes (I swear! Every episode my cousin makes me watch when I'm babysitting always has this guy with lines for eyes! You never EVER see his eyes! Hmm...wonder if Krillen knows him, considering Krillen doesn't have a nose...). With them was a small yellow creature that Vegeta's not right mind supplied a name for, although it slipped when it came to trying to remember the human's names.
He smirked coldly at the now staring people. "So this is that stupid show the brat likes, what's its name, Pokemon?" Vegeta starts to stare at Pikachu. He blinks and rubs his eyes. To him, Pikachu is no longer the small little yellow rat thing that it is, but has been transformed by his drugged mind into a steaming basted chicken! A loud rumble escapes from Vegeta's stomach and a glazed look crosses his eyes. "Hmmm...Chicken!" Vegeta lunges at Pikachu, who squeaks a little and hides behind the Goku look-a-like. Vegeta pauses as he looks the kid up and down. His eyes lose the glazed look but are still kinda hazy. "So, you finally showed up, Kakaroto. About time, you third-class Baka! For making me wait for this sparing session, I'm not going to give you any mercy!" With that, Vegeta rushes over to the kid and punches him in the stomach, sending him flying to be imbedded in the background set behind him. Vegeta follows and as the black haired kid stands up, does a round house kick to his head, taking it off the kids shoulders.
Vegeta stands over the decapitated body for a moment of silence. Then he throws back his head and laughs insanely. "Yess!! I finally beat you, Kakaroto!" He starts dancing around in one place in a victory dance. The other people panic and run out of the room to save their pathetic existences. Pikachu comes up and shakes the kids body in a vain attempt to 'wake him up'. Pikachu gets angry when it's pathetically small brain finally realizes that the boys dead and throws a lightning shock at Vegeta. Vegeta's not affected, but he does stop dancing and looks at Pikachu with his red ringed hazy black eyes hungrily. Vegeta crouches down and starts stalking Pikachu well saying, "Here, chiki, chiki, chiki!"
Vegeta lunges at Pikachu, but the rat leaps away nimbly. Enraged and feeling in the back of his mind the approaching ki's of the Z senshi, Vegeta throws a weak ki-blast at the stupid moving 'chicken'. Pikachu becomes one extra crispy critter and Vegeta runs over to eat the thing. Just as he finishes stripping the meat off the last bone, Gohan enters the room through the window Vegeta had broken through. Dropping the bone and gulping down the last morsel, he looks Gohan straight in the face and smiles like Son-kun.
Vegeta makes a rush at Gohan but then veers towards the camera set after Gohan gets his hands up to block. Picking up the camera and all the equipment in the general vicinity, he flings them at the Demi Saiya-jin. After blocking all the equipment, Gohan blinks. Vegeta was no where in sight.
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Real DBZ World
Vegeta looked down at the print out in his hands and smirked. He had gotten his purple haired brat to hack into the FanFiction.Net files and get the information on the bakayarou Emerald Star. (Author Notes: If you've been wondering why it's so hard to get on lately, well, now you know why!)
For a moment Vegeta frowned. However, it had taken time, time the girl had used and posted another chapter of that foolish fiction of hers. Him, being stopped by that Nameck?! Running around and demeaning himself by acting like Kakaroto? She would definitely be getting a one way ticket to hell now.
Vegeta smiled to himself wickedly as he looked up at the streaks of white that flew past. [Oh, and I'll be enjoying this torture all to soon...] With that thought running through his head with other thoughts accompanying them, Vegeta increased his speed as he headed half-way across the globe.
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Where'd Vegeta go? Will Gohan catch up in time to stop him from killing any other people? And what will the real Vegeta do when he gets to his destination? Will he find a Super Saiya-jin (referring to the character from 'Alternate Cell Game') or an ordinary girl? Why did I ask the first two questions?! Tune in in two days for the long final chapter that will hopefully make up for the shortness of this one!
And please, please review! Even if it is a flame! Oh, and thanks to Meowy! Thanks to the way she made me feel, I've been able to get a really good chapter together for 'Alternate Cell Game', though it won't be coming out for a few weeks. Got to get the chapter's leading up to it written and out (*grumbles to self* meaning I'll have to wait awhile to get in the right mood to write the upbeat piece of...)!
And special thanks to the people that have reviewed and made me feel good. Those would be Larania, Kichi, Princess Vegeta, Fanboyimus Prime, Jesika Starwatcher, Kitty, Vegeta's Little Girl, and Son Gohan! Thanks to you, I've decided to finish this thing! Also to the about 215 of you that have hit this story but haven't said anything, thanks for your silent support!
--Emerald Star