Author Notes: This is a bit late due to me being bossed around by my mom to do house work. Gomen, now on to the story!
Disclaimer: I own all anime!! Mwaahhhahahaha!! *Gets pummeled by anime writers.* *Comes out of cartoon cloud looking worse for wear.* Okay, I don't own any anime, though I wish to the highest deity that I did. Then I wouldn't have to worry about College, ne?
A Dangerous Combo! Pez and Beer!
Chapter 4 - The Total Destruction of the Teletubies!
By: Emerald Star
Gohan waited for the other Z senshi to come to were he had last seen Vegeta. Now that we got that out of the way, onto the high Saiya-jin!
Now, as for Vegeta, he left through the open door right after he threw all the equipment at Gohan. Zooming down the corridors at break neck speed for a human, but pretty average for a Saiya-jin, he left a calamity of studio workers on their butts since he knocked them over. I mean, papers are flying everywhere, people are screaming, and some women have their skirts flying up (Because of the draft! Now stop drooling, you Hentai!).
Vegeta was now in the stair well, going up numerous stairs, because the alcohol in his system was effecting the pez just enough to let him still think coherently, if not a little rationally (Basically he's at the same mental capacity as Goku when Goku was a kid, ok?). His muddled brain said that if he wanted to fake out his pursuers, then by going back UP he could do it.
Eventually, Vegeta reached the top floor and ran out of the stair well. He was running down the hall way till he got to a yellow door, opened it, zipped inside, and closed the door. Leaning against it, Vegeta had his ear against the door, trying to hear if there was anyone following.
A gasp from behind made Vegeta whirl around. Vegeta came face to face with another set. Though this one wasn't made by animation, it looked just as crappy as the Pokemon set. "Who the hell are you?!" A guy with a hat on that said 'Director' on it cried out at Vegeta, who was in total darkness.
Vegeta just looked at him with a smirk and started to slowly advance well powering up a ki-blast in his left hand. "I am the Saiya-jin no Ouji-sama, Vegeta." He brought his hand up close to his face, illuminating it in a scary way. "Now, DIE!" He lunged out with his hand in the general direction of the director, letting lose the ki-blast.
After the director ashes settled down, Vegeta got a good look at the other people in the area. There were four really whacked up people in weird different colored outfits on the sets that were balling their eyes out like a bunch of babies. The whining was really getting on Vegeta's nerves. "SHUT UP!"
When this caused the four weirdo's just to cry harder and louder, Vegeta just ground his teeth and brought his arms up and together. "FINAL FLASH!"
Well, there goes the wall, and the rest of the set, too! Not to mention the ashes of the four babies! Vegeta grins and flies out the now open wall, not bothering to check his power level anymore. He left the city with the Z senshi in fast pursuit. A sudden dizzy spell overcame Vegeta and he blacked out, plummeting towards the ground. (Does a coin toss.) He hits the ground and makes a Vegeta sized whole, where just moments later, the Z senshi pry him out of and take him back to Capsule Corp.
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At Capsule Corp., Vegeta is laid out on a table in the hospital wing with wires and other thing hooked up to him. Bulma is talking to the Z senshi in an aside room behind some glass. "Well, the pez and the alcohol he ingested seem to have combined to make him go into a coma like state. But don't worry, he'll be fine in a couple of days."
Everyone splits up, and a few days later Vegeta wakes up. He seems fine and his said to be ok by Bulma. Amazingly enough, he has no memory of what he did after he drank the alcohol.
Vegeta walks into the living room to find Trunks playing a game. Looking at the clock, he says to Trunks, "Hey, brat, why aren't you watching that Pokemon crap?"
Trunks' eyes tear up and he runs from the room sobbing. Vegeta just stands there looking perplexed. "Well," he says to himself, "at least I got the TV to myself."
The End!
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Real DBZ World
(Author's Note: Any information about me here is totally made up! After all, I don't want weirdos [not that any of you people are weirdos!] coming to MY house [see, I even live in a house, not an apartment building!].)
Vegeta landed in front of the white apartment building that matched the address. Smirking, he noticed it was dark here in Ohio. Finding out that Emerald lived on the top floor on the left side, he hovered up to the balcony on that side and landed. Blasting the lock on the glass door with a teeny tiny ki-blast, he slid the door to the side. Walking in to the living room of the apartment he noticed an eerie glow coming from the hallway to his left. Following it he came to a door where he heard the muffled sound of a clackity clack of a keyboard. Pushing the door open a crack, he peeked inside.
Sitting on a wheely chair slightly to the side to let her tail hang out from in between the back support and the seat, was a Saiya-jin female typing away at the keyboard in front of a computer with her back turned away from the door. There was a bag of chips laid out on the desk with a bowl of ice cream next to it. With a sigh she stopped and reached out to the mouse next to her on a pull out table.
Having seen enough, Vegeta pushed the door open non-to-gently. It made a banging noise against the wall, causing some plaster to fall from the ceiling.
Startled, Emerald Star wheeled around and sighted the pissed off Saiya-jin no Ouji. "What do you want?"
"To kill you!" With that, the Saiya-jin no Ouji threw a small ki-blast at her, which she deflected out the window to blow up the wall of the apartment building across the street. The couple that had been doing IT over there just kept on doing IT not even noticing the draft. Vegeta and Emerald Star sweat dropped as they watched for a few minutes. Then they turn away, Emerald Star blushing very much well the Vegeta just coughed a bit.
Any who, Emerald Star faced back to her computer and clicked with her mouse a dozen times before Vegeta could stop her. "Well, there! No matter what you do to me in this world, Fanfiction.Net already has the final chapter uploaded!"
"What?! Nooo!" Vegeta rushes to the screen, pushing Emerald Star out of the way and reading the short chapter to himself. "Hehe, I get the TV," Vegeta snaps out of it and turns around towards Emerald Star. "But that doesn't make up for you humiliating the Saiya-jin no Ouji!"
"Ahh, come on! Now you don't have to watch any of that kiddy crap anymore in my fic's!" [Even though Trunks now has to go to therapy sessions... And guess just who Bulma's gonna make take him. ^_^] "Plus I could've had you puke after you ate that rat, you know!"
Vegeta was advancing and Emerald Star was being backed into a corner. "Umm... Ok! How bout this, in the sequel I have you give Kakaroto some pez and have you tape him! How bout that?!"
Vegeta paused and thought about it. "Hmmm... Yes! I like that! Alright, I'll let you live, but you better have that sequel out by the end of March! And spell my name right already! It's V-E-J-I-T-A!"
"Yes, yes! I'll have it out by then!" With that she waves and hits a button on her watch and disappears. (Author's Note: I went back to the Real World.)
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Well, that's it till the sequel! It's gonna be called, "Vejita's Prank! Goku's Pez Problem!" Have fun! And please review! I have NO idea what I should make Goku do, and I need some help! Other wise Vejita's gonna kill me!
Oh, and if your looking for more DBZ stuff done by me, read "Alternate Cell Games" which will be up with four chapters this Wednesday in the Dragon Ball Z section. Right now its in the Dragon Ball Z/Sailor Moon section cause it has one character that I created from Sailor Moon, but after careful reevaluation, I found out that you don't even need to know what Sailor Moon is to understand what's going on, but you DO need to know about Dragon Ball Z. (Plus I'm hoping for more reviews from this switch.)
Bye-bye!
--Emerald Star ^_^
Disclaimer: I own all anime!! Mwaahhhahahaha!! *Gets pummeled by anime writers.* *Comes out of cartoon cloud looking worse for wear.* Okay, I don't own any anime, though I wish to the highest deity that I did. Then I wouldn't have to worry about College, ne?
A Dangerous Combo! Pez and Beer!
Chapter 4 - The Total Destruction of the Teletubies!
By: Emerald Star
Gohan waited for the other Z senshi to come to were he had last seen Vegeta. Now that we got that out of the way, onto the high Saiya-jin!
Now, as for Vegeta, he left through the open door right after he threw all the equipment at Gohan. Zooming down the corridors at break neck speed for a human, but pretty average for a Saiya-jin, he left a calamity of studio workers on their butts since he knocked them over. I mean, papers are flying everywhere, people are screaming, and some women have their skirts flying up (Because of the draft! Now stop drooling, you Hentai!).
Vegeta was now in the stair well, going up numerous stairs, because the alcohol in his system was effecting the pez just enough to let him still think coherently, if not a little rationally (Basically he's at the same mental capacity as Goku when Goku was a kid, ok?). His muddled brain said that if he wanted to fake out his pursuers, then by going back UP he could do it.
Eventually, Vegeta reached the top floor and ran out of the stair well. He was running down the hall way till he got to a yellow door, opened it, zipped inside, and closed the door. Leaning against it, Vegeta had his ear against the door, trying to hear if there was anyone following.
A gasp from behind made Vegeta whirl around. Vegeta came face to face with another set. Though this one wasn't made by animation, it looked just as crappy as the Pokemon set. "Who the hell are you?!" A guy with a hat on that said 'Director' on it cried out at Vegeta, who was in total darkness.
Vegeta just looked at him with a smirk and started to slowly advance well powering up a ki-blast in his left hand. "I am the Saiya-jin no Ouji-sama, Vegeta." He brought his hand up close to his face, illuminating it in a scary way. "Now, DIE!" He lunged out with his hand in the general direction of the director, letting lose the ki-blast.
After the director ashes settled down, Vegeta got a good look at the other people in the area. There were four really whacked up people in weird different colored outfits on the sets that were balling their eyes out like a bunch of babies. The whining was really getting on Vegeta's nerves. "SHUT UP!"
When this caused the four weirdo's just to cry harder and louder, Vegeta just ground his teeth and brought his arms up and together. "FINAL FLASH!"
Well, there goes the wall, and the rest of the set, too! Not to mention the ashes of the four babies! Vegeta grins and flies out the now open wall, not bothering to check his power level anymore. He left the city with the Z senshi in fast pursuit. A sudden dizzy spell overcame Vegeta and he blacked out, plummeting towards the ground. (Does a coin toss.) He hits the ground and makes a Vegeta sized whole, where just moments later, the Z senshi pry him out of and take him back to Capsule Corp.
*---*---*---*---*---*---*---*---*---*---*---*---*---*---*---
At Capsule Corp., Vegeta is laid out on a table in the hospital wing with wires and other thing hooked up to him. Bulma is talking to the Z senshi in an aside room behind some glass. "Well, the pez and the alcohol he ingested seem to have combined to make him go into a coma like state. But don't worry, he'll be fine in a couple of days."
Everyone splits up, and a few days later Vegeta wakes up. He seems fine and his said to be ok by Bulma. Amazingly enough, he has no memory of what he did after he drank the alcohol.
Vegeta walks into the living room to find Trunks playing a game. Looking at the clock, he says to Trunks, "Hey, brat, why aren't you watching that Pokemon crap?"
Trunks' eyes tear up and he runs from the room sobbing. Vegeta just stands there looking perplexed. "Well," he says to himself, "at least I got the TV to myself."
The End!
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Real DBZ World
(Author's Note: Any information about me here is totally made up! After all, I don't want weirdos [not that any of you people are weirdos!] coming to MY house [see, I even live in a house, not an apartment building!].)
Vegeta landed in front of the white apartment building that matched the address. Smirking, he noticed it was dark here in Ohio. Finding out that Emerald lived on the top floor on the left side, he hovered up to the balcony on that side and landed. Blasting the lock on the glass door with a teeny tiny ki-blast, he slid the door to the side. Walking in to the living room of the apartment he noticed an eerie glow coming from the hallway to his left. Following it he came to a door where he heard the muffled sound of a clackity clack of a keyboard. Pushing the door open a crack, he peeked inside.
Sitting on a wheely chair slightly to the side to let her tail hang out from in between the back support and the seat, was a Saiya-jin female typing away at the keyboard in front of a computer with her back turned away from the door. There was a bag of chips laid out on the desk with a bowl of ice cream next to it. With a sigh she stopped and reached out to the mouse next to her on a pull out table.
Having seen enough, Vegeta pushed the door open non-to-gently. It made a banging noise against the wall, causing some plaster to fall from the ceiling.
Startled, Emerald Star wheeled around and sighted the pissed off Saiya-jin no Ouji. "What do you want?"
"To kill you!" With that, the Saiya-jin no Ouji threw a small ki-blast at her, which she deflected out the window to blow up the wall of the apartment building across the street. The couple that had been doing IT over there just kept on doing IT not even noticing the draft. Vegeta and Emerald Star sweat dropped as they watched for a few minutes. Then they turn away, Emerald Star blushing very much well the Vegeta just coughed a bit.
Any who, Emerald Star faced back to her computer and clicked with her mouse a dozen times before Vegeta could stop her. "Well, there! No matter what you do to me in this world, Fanfiction.Net already has the final chapter uploaded!"
"What?! Nooo!" Vegeta rushes to the screen, pushing Emerald Star out of the way and reading the short chapter to himself. "Hehe, I get the TV," Vegeta snaps out of it and turns around towards Emerald Star. "But that doesn't make up for you humiliating the Saiya-jin no Ouji!"
"Ahh, come on! Now you don't have to watch any of that kiddy crap anymore in my fic's!" [Even though Trunks now has to go to therapy sessions... And guess just who Bulma's gonna make take him. ^_^] "Plus I could've had you puke after you ate that rat, you know!"
Vegeta was advancing and Emerald Star was being backed into a corner. "Umm... Ok! How bout this, in the sequel I have you give Kakaroto some pez and have you tape him! How bout that?!"
Vegeta paused and thought about it. "Hmmm... Yes! I like that! Alright, I'll let you live, but you better have that sequel out by the end of March! And spell my name right already! It's V-E-J-I-T-A!"
"Yes, yes! I'll have it out by then!" With that she waves and hits a button on her watch and disappears. (Author's Note: I went back to the Real World.)
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Well, that's it till the sequel! It's gonna be called, "Vejita's Prank! Goku's Pez Problem!" Have fun! And please review! I have NO idea what I should make Goku do, and I need some help! Other wise Vejita's gonna kill me!
Oh, and if your looking for more DBZ stuff done by me, read "Alternate Cell Games" which will be up with four chapters this Wednesday in the Dragon Ball Z section. Right now its in the Dragon Ball Z/Sailor Moon section cause it has one character that I created from Sailor Moon, but after careful reevaluation, I found out that you don't even need to know what Sailor Moon is to understand what's going on, but you DO need to know about Dragon Ball Z. (Plus I'm hoping for more reviews from this switch.)
Bye-bye!
--Emerald Star ^_^