FIGHTS
A/N: I know this is short and stupid, but I find humor in the smallest things. call me crazy if ya want.
PRIVET DRIVE:
"YOU ARE A SMELLY LITTLE BRAT!" Vernon yelled.
"LOOK WHO'S TALKING! YOU OVER STUFFED, NO NECK SMELLY, UGLY
MUGGLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! "Harry Screamed back.
"DON'T INSULT ME BOY!!!!!!!!!!" Vernon screamed.
"TRY AND STOP ME PORKY PIG!!!!!!!!!!!!" Harry screamed again.
Vernon's face burned with anger.
"I'LL BEAT THE STUFFIN OUT OF YOU BOY! SHUT UP!" Vernon yelled.
Harry rolled his eyes.
"PUH-LEASE! LIKE YOU COULD! AND STOP CALLING BE BOY! I'M 17!!!!!!!!!!"
Harry screamed.
"I'LL CALL YOU ANYTHING I WANT!!!! AND I'D LIKE TO SEE YOU TRY AND
STOP ME!!!!!!" Vernon yelled charging at Harry and trying to punch him. Harry rolled his
eyes and levitated up the ceiling.
"GET DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!" Vernon screamed in rage
Harry shook his head and laughed. Petunia walked over and started trying to whack him
with a broom. He laughed again. He yelled; 'ACCIO PETUNIA!!!!!!!!!" and Petunia came
zooming at him he also enchanted the broom to fly. Petunia screamed. Harry jumped on
the broom and started sending things around.
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Brittany Spears concert
"WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE????" Ron and hermione screamed at the same time.
ME?????? WHAT ABOUT YOU??????????" they screamed.
I thought you hated Britney Spears!" Hermione said.
"Me? What about you? I thought you said you didn't like singers who 'Drive me Crazy' as
you put it!" Ron yelled!
"What about you??????? I THOUGHT YOU DIDN'T LIKE MUGGLE SINGERS!!!!!!!"
HERMIONE SCREAMED BACK.
"ME? I .......I.......I DON'T!!!! MY DAD DOES!!!!!!!"
"RIGHT! I'M SUPPOSED TO BELIEVE THAT?
"YES!
"WELL I DON'T!"
"WELL YOU SHOULD!!!!!!!!
"I DON'T!
YOU SHOULD!
I DON'T!
YOU SHOULD!
I DON'T!
YOU SHOULD!
I DON'T!
GO OUT WITH ME?
YES!
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"HE SHOULD BE CALLED VOLDEMORT! Sirius yelled
"NO. HE SHOULD BE CALLED LORD VOLDEMORT! Lupin yelled
WHY? HE ISN'T NO LORD! Sirius
YES HE IS! Lupin
"NO HE'S NOT! LORDS ARE GOOD! Sirius
"GOOD LORDS ARE GOOD! BAD ONES ARE BAD!!!! Lupin
"WELL, DUH! HE IS BAD! THAT'S WHY HE CAN'T BE A LORD! Sirius
"HE IS BAD!" Lupin
"EXACTLY! THAT'S WHY IS NO LORD! Sirius
"HE IS! Lupin
"HE'S NOT A LORD! Sirius
"YES HE IS!!!!!!! Lupin
NO HE'S NOT!!!!!!! Sirius
YES! Lupin
NO! Sirius
DID I SAY HE WAS A GOD? Lupin
NO! Sirius
EXACTLY! Lupin
EXACTLY WHAT? Sirius
EXACTLY! SO HE'S A LORD! Lupin
WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? Sirius
HE IS NOT GOD. Lupin
DUH! WHAT PLANET ARE YOU FROM? Sirius
I DON'T KNOW, BUT YOU ARE DEFINITELY FROM PLANET JUPITER!!!!! Lupin
HE IS NOT A LORD! Sirius
SO YOU'RE SAYING HE'S GOD? Lupin
NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO Sirius
HE IS A LORD, NOT GOD! Lupin
HE NEITHER! HE'S NOT A LORD OR GOD!!!!!!! Sirius
I KNOW THAT! Lupin
WHAT? Sirius
I KNOW THAT! Lupin
THEN WHY ARE YOU BEING STUPID? Sirius
I LIKE ----WAIT? STUPID? I'LL SHOW YOU STUPID! Lupin
OH YEAH? Sirius
YEAH! Lupin
AND JUST WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO? sires
NOTHING! Lupin
WHAT? Sirius
NOTHING Lupin
I HEARD YOU Sirius
I KNOW Lupin
THEN WHY ARE YOU... Sirius
I LIKE GIVING YOU Z HARD TIME. Lupin
OH. Sirius
OK Lupin
OK Sirius
OK. Lupin
GOOD. Sirius
A/N OKAY, I KNOW THIS ISN'T THAT LONG BUT BE CALM! I MAY MAKE A
FIGHTS 2!!!!! YAY! WON'T THAT BE FUN! OWWWWW! ::RON KICKS ME IN
THE BUTT:: FINE! I WON'T! ONLY IF YOU REALLY REALLY REALLY LIKE IT!
YOWWWWW! HELP! ::HARRY,VERNON,PUTINA,RON,HERMIONE,SIRIUS,AND
LUPIN ATTACK AUTHOR FOR REVEALING THEIR CRAZY SIDE TO YOU
ALL::!!!!!!!!!!!!
SORRY IT'S SOOOO SHORT BUT I LIKE IT ANYWAY. AND WELL PLEASE
R/R!!!!!!!!! IF YA DO, I'LL BE ONE OF THOSE NICE AUTHORS(OR WILL I?) I can and DO write serious fanfic.
now, i can be the nice author and don't leave ya hangin, or i can be the mean author who leaves cliff
hangers and takes forever to post the next chapter. Take your pick. ciao
A/N: I know this is short and stupid, but I find humor in the smallest things. call me crazy if ya want.
PRIVET DRIVE:
"YOU ARE A SMELLY LITTLE BRAT!" Vernon yelled.
"LOOK WHO'S TALKING! YOU OVER STUFFED, NO NECK SMELLY, UGLY
MUGGLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! "Harry Screamed back.
"DON'T INSULT ME BOY!!!!!!!!!!" Vernon screamed.
"TRY AND STOP ME PORKY PIG!!!!!!!!!!!!" Harry screamed again.
Vernon's face burned with anger.
"I'LL BEAT THE STUFFIN OUT OF YOU BOY! SHUT UP!" Vernon yelled.
Harry rolled his eyes.
"PUH-LEASE! LIKE YOU COULD! AND STOP CALLING BE BOY! I'M 17!!!!!!!!!!"
Harry screamed.
"I'LL CALL YOU ANYTHING I WANT!!!! AND I'D LIKE TO SEE YOU TRY AND
STOP ME!!!!!!" Vernon yelled charging at Harry and trying to punch him. Harry rolled his
eyes and levitated up the ceiling.
"GET DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!" Vernon screamed in rage
Harry shook his head and laughed. Petunia walked over and started trying to whack him
with a broom. He laughed again. He yelled; 'ACCIO PETUNIA!!!!!!!!!" and Petunia came
zooming at him he also enchanted the broom to fly. Petunia screamed. Harry jumped on
the broom and started sending things around.
________________________________
Brittany Spears concert
"WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE????" Ron and hermione screamed at the same time.
ME?????? WHAT ABOUT YOU??????????" they screamed.
I thought you hated Britney Spears!" Hermione said.
"Me? What about you? I thought you said you didn't like singers who 'Drive me Crazy' as
you put it!" Ron yelled!
"What about you??????? I THOUGHT YOU DIDN'T LIKE MUGGLE SINGERS!!!!!!!"
HERMIONE SCREAMED BACK.
"ME? I .......I.......I DON'T!!!! MY DAD DOES!!!!!!!"
"RIGHT! I'M SUPPOSED TO BELIEVE THAT?
"YES!
"WELL I DON'T!"
"WELL YOU SHOULD!!!!!!!!
"I DON'T!
YOU SHOULD!
I DON'T!
YOU SHOULD!
I DON'T!
YOU SHOULD!
I DON'T!
GO OUT WITH ME?
YES!
_________________________________
"HE SHOULD BE CALLED VOLDEMORT! Sirius yelled
"NO. HE SHOULD BE CALLED LORD VOLDEMORT! Lupin yelled
WHY? HE ISN'T NO LORD! Sirius
YES HE IS! Lupin
"NO HE'S NOT! LORDS ARE GOOD! Sirius
"GOOD LORDS ARE GOOD! BAD ONES ARE BAD!!!! Lupin
"WELL, DUH! HE IS BAD! THAT'S WHY HE CAN'T BE A LORD! Sirius
"HE IS BAD!" Lupin
"EXACTLY! THAT'S WHY IS NO LORD! Sirius
"HE IS! Lupin
"HE'S NOT A LORD! Sirius
"YES HE IS!!!!!!! Lupin
NO HE'S NOT!!!!!!! Sirius
YES! Lupin
NO! Sirius
DID I SAY HE WAS A GOD? Lupin
NO! Sirius
EXACTLY! Lupin
EXACTLY WHAT? Sirius
EXACTLY! SO HE'S A LORD! Lupin
WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? Sirius
HE IS NOT GOD. Lupin
DUH! WHAT PLANET ARE YOU FROM? Sirius
I DON'T KNOW, BUT YOU ARE DEFINITELY FROM PLANET JUPITER!!!!! Lupin
HE IS NOT A LORD! Sirius
SO YOU'RE SAYING HE'S GOD? Lupin
NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO Sirius
HE IS A LORD, NOT GOD! Lupin
HE NEITHER! HE'S NOT A LORD OR GOD!!!!!!! Sirius
I KNOW THAT! Lupin
WHAT? Sirius
I KNOW THAT! Lupin
THEN WHY ARE YOU BEING STUPID? Sirius
I LIKE ----WAIT? STUPID? I'LL SHOW YOU STUPID! Lupin
OH YEAH? Sirius
YEAH! Lupin
AND JUST WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO? sires
NOTHING! Lupin
WHAT? Sirius
NOTHING Lupin
I HEARD YOU Sirius
I KNOW Lupin
THEN WHY ARE YOU... Sirius
I LIKE GIVING YOU Z HARD TIME. Lupin
OH. Sirius
OK Lupin
OK Sirius
OK. Lupin
GOOD. Sirius
A/N OKAY, I KNOW THIS ISN'T THAT LONG BUT BE CALM! I MAY MAKE A
FIGHTS 2!!!!! YAY! WON'T THAT BE FUN! OWWWWW! ::RON KICKS ME IN
THE BUTT:: FINE! I WON'T! ONLY IF YOU REALLY REALLY REALLY LIKE IT!
YOWWWWW! HELP! ::HARRY,VERNON,PUTINA,RON,HERMIONE,SIRIUS,AND
LUPIN ATTACK AUTHOR FOR REVEALING THEIR CRAZY SIDE TO YOU
ALL::!!!!!!!!!!!!
SORRY IT'S SOOOO SHORT BUT I LIKE IT ANYWAY. AND WELL PLEASE
R/R!!!!!!!!! IF YA DO, I'LL BE ONE OF THOSE NICE AUTHORS(OR WILL I?) I can and DO write serious fanfic.
now, i can be the nice author and don't leave ya hangin, or i can be the mean author who leaves cliff
hangers and takes forever to post the next chapter. Take your pick. ciao