Fights 2

A/N: thanks Megan. here is Dumbledor fighting with dobby


Dumbledor: DOBBY!!!!!!!!!
Dobby : Yes Master Dumbledor?
Dumbledor: Give me your socks!
Dobby : I think not sir!
Dumbledor: Give me!!!!!
Dobby: NO!
dumbledor: I said give me them!
Dobby : and I said NO
Dumbledor: Dobby? who is your master?
Dobby : you are sir
Dumbledor: EXACTLY!!!!!!! You do as your TOLD!
Dobby : Leave me alone!
dumbldor: give your damn socks!
Dobby : I WON'T!!!!! NEVER!

::dumbledor grabs socks in hands and tries to pull them away
from Dobby. Dobby keeps hold. won't let::

Dumbledor: let........go.......of.....the socks!
Dobby : NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
Dumbledor: I'll feed ya to Fluffy!
Dobby : NO
Dumbledor: I WANT SOCKS!!!!!!!!!!
Dobby: Go buy your OWN!

::Dumbledor still can't get the socks from Dobby so he
starts swinging the socks in the air and turning in circles.
Dobby still hanging on::

Dumbledor: you're fired!(lets goes of socks)
Dobby : Can't fire me! I quite!(puts socks on)

Dumbledor sits on floor, crosses his arms against chest and cries
Dumbledor: ALL I WANTED WAS SOCKS!!!!!WHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
(sucks thumb)
Dobby : Shoulda bought your own you old codger!(leaves and slams door.
Dumbledor: WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

How the hell was Voldemort scared of him?


A/N: Megan, good? I tried. but I'm new a writing and my stuff isn't all that good.
sorry if this wasn't humorous. peace. thanks for the review.