It's the Australian Outback, Charlie Brown part 4

By: Shannon

NOTE: I do not own 'Survivor' or the Peanuts' characters.

DAY 11 - GIRLS' TRIBE

Frieda [to the camera]: Now that the trio of girls voted off Violet, I feel threatened now because if we lose the next immunity challenge, my head would be on the chopping block AND that there is no way they'd let me in on their little alliance, and of course, I don't want to join anyway.

Sally [to the camera]: I'm relieved that Violet is gone from the tribe. I don't have to worry about her making fun of me.

Marcie [to the camera]: Since Violet is gone and Frieda is the one left from the alliance, most likely she will not act in a very rude and snobby manner like she did when Violet was here to save herself from getting voted off. I doubt she will be remaining after the next Tribal Council or the Tribal Council after that.

Peppermint Patty [to the camera]: To save her hide from getting voted off next time, if we ever lose immunity, Frieda has been doing something she never did before. She's been helping us get food, fixing our shelter, keeping the place clean and organized, being real nice to me, Marcie, Sally, etc. It's not going to make a real difference. I'd vote her off with a drop of a hat. It's too late to make up now.

Frieda: Hey Marcie, wanna come with me and go fishing?

Marcie: Okay. Let me get my pole ready.

Peppermint Patty: Oh man, all we ever eat is FISH!


DAY 11 - BOYS' TRIBE

Charlie Brown [to the camera]: I feel a sense of both guilt and pride from the last immunity challenge. I feel guilty for winning over a girl but I feel proud of the fact that I had won over one of Lucy's snobby friends. Things have been going well so far but Schroeder's piano playing is driving us nuts!

Franklin [to the camera]: The worst time of the day is when Schroeder gets bored. When Schroeder gets bored, he plays his piano. I mean, he's an awesome piano player and I'm not doubting his ability to play it, but it gets annoying. When we go out hunting for food, he insists that he take his piano along to play during breaks. I mean, he wants to PLAY a piano during 5 minute breaks! If this keeps up, that piano's gonna get broken and wrecked. And Linus and Snoopy are still at it again, fighting over that STUPID BLANKET.

Linus [trying to pull his blanket away from Snoopy]: YOU STUPID DOG! GIVE ME MY BLANKET!

Snoopy: WOOF, WOOF! [Translation: Okaaaay...]

[Snoopy lets go of the blanket and Linus lands in a bush].

Linus: Ouch!

Franklin: Why don't you two give it up already? Linus, leave Snoopy alone and Snoopy, don't keep trying to steal Linus's blanket, all right? Um, Linus, don't you think you're a bit old for that thing?

Linus: No.

Franklin: Then what are you going to do with it when you're older?

Linus: I'll make curtains out of them!

[Franklin rolls his eyes]

Charlie Brown [running up to his tribe, out of breath]: I just got news about our next reward challenge! We need to get ready and meet Jeff and the girls' tribe in an hour!



Jeff: Okay, for this next reward challenge, you will all be playing for....shampoo, soap, toothbrushes, toothpaste, towels, blankets, deodorant, and mouthwash.

Peppermint Patty: What? No perfume? Now how am I supposed to attract ol' Chuck? [she bats her eyes flirtaciously at Charlie Brown, who blushes]

Jeff: That's something considered TOO luxorious. Anyway, there are little rafts tied to each other, making a bridge across the river. [points to a river behind them.] Your tribe will cross that bridge to the other side, but only two tribe members will cross at one time (one for each tribe). Once they make it to the other side of the river, the next tribal member will cross and so on. However, you must not fall in the gaps between the rafts or in the water. If you do, you must get back to the starting line and start over again. The tribe who gets the most people to the other side of the river will win all these personal hygiene luxories. Charlie Brown, Peppermint Patty, you two will be first. On your mark, get set, GOOOOOO!

Charlie Brown managed to make it across the river, about 10 seconds behind Peppermint Patty. Marcie raced Snoopy across the river and both made it across at the same time. After more tribal members went across, the last people to go were Linus and Sally.

Sally: Oh my sweet baboo is in the reward challenge with me!

Linus: I think I'm going to be sick....

The two of them raced to the other side of the river. They were tied until.....Linus lost his footing and fell in the river while Sally crossed the river safely.

Peppermint Patty: Way to go, Sally! Now we've got all that cool stuff!

Charlie Brown: It's okay, Linus. We'll get em' in the immunity challenge.


BACK AT THE GIRLS' TRIBE....

Frieda: Wow! It's the first time I've used shampoo in a week!

Marcie: Me too, Frieda. Isn't this great, Sir [referring to Peppermint Patty].

Peppermint Patty: It's great, Marcie but DON'T CALL ME SIR!


BACK AT THE BOYS' TRIBE....

Franklin: Aww, who needs that shampooey stuff anyway. We're MEN and we can rough it, right guys?

[No one answers him.]

Snoopy: Woof, woof! [Translation: Correction...you're all boys and I'm a beagle].

Charlie Brown [to Linus]: I think Franklin has the "sour grapes" syndrome.

[Snoopy kicks Charlie Brown's leg, with his supper bowl in his mouth.]

Charlie Brown: Oh no, Snoopy. You're a dog, go HUNT for your food.

[Snoopy went back into the shelter and came out wearing full hunting gear, complete with a gun strapped to his back and headed out into the wilderness].

Charlie Brown: Good grief. Why can't I have a NORMAL dog like anyone else?

Franklin [running into the shelter and covering his ears]: Schroeder's playing his annoying piano again!

Linus: Doesn't he have a good book to read? I'll lend him my Bible.

Charlie Brown: No Linus. Just let him play. Bible Study is in 10 min. anyway.


DAY 14 - IMMUNITY CHALLENGE

Jeff: Okay guys. This is for immunity. This is called "swim relay." This is just like the torch relay, only that you will not have a torch, you will give your tribal member a "high five." Since the girls' tribe has less people, the first person starting the relay will swim a little further without high fiving someone. The last person to be high fived will swim to a log raft with an inflated raft tied to it. That person will get in the raft and paddle down the raging river and onto shore. On shore is a wooden crate with the immunity idol placed on it. The first person from either tribe to get there and grab the immunity idol will win immunity. The losing tribe will go to Tribal Council. On your mark, get set, GOOOOOO!

First up was Linus and Peppermint Patty. Since Peppermint Patty was more athletic than Linus, she swam FAR ahead of him. The boys were then far ahead until it boiled down to Franklin and Frieda. They were neck in neck as they hopped into their rafts and set sail down a raging river. When they got to shore, Frieda managed to pull ahead of Franklin and grab the immunity idol by a fraction of a second.

Jeff: Congratulations girls, immunity is yours! Guys, I'll see you at Tribal council tonight.

[Franklin kneeled in the sand, putting his head in his hands].

Charlie Brown: It's okay Franklin. You tried.

THAT NIGHT AT TRIBAL COUNCIL....

Jeff: Well guys, I haven't seen you since you all voted off Woodstock. So how is everyone?

Franklin: I feel bad for losing at the immunity challenge today. I've let everyone down.

Linus: Well, I think Franklin did a great job. If he just gave up instead of trying (like he did), I would really think he lost it for us.

Jeff: Well, guys, it's voting time. Schroeder, you go first.

Schroeder: I'm voting for Franklin. Obviously, he doesn't appreciate good piano music when he hears it.

Franklin: Schroeder has got to go. I'm tired of his piano music and I am very close to chucking that thing to the crocodiles.

Charlie Brown: Schroeder is my best friend but his piano-playing is getting on my nerves. Sorry Schroeder but I gotta do what I gotta do.

Linus: I'm voting for Snoopy because HE WON'T LET GO OF MY BLANKET!

Snoopy: Woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, WOOF! [Translation: I'm voting for Linus because he won't share his blanket with me].

Jeff: All right guys, once the votes are counted, the decision is final. One for Franklin. One for Snoopy. One for Linus. One for Schroeder...and one for........Schroeder.

Schroeder: Hey guys, see ya when you all get back home, okay?

Charlie Brown: Great job Schroeder.

Franklin: Awesome job, Schroeder.

Jeff: Hand me your torch, Schroeder. The tribe has spoken. [Jeff extinguishes Schroeder's torch].


SCHROEDER'S FINAL WORDS....

I really don't know who my friends were during the game but I definitely know the two people who voted for me but I'm not angry like I was about 5 minutes ago [laughs]. I'll just see them as my friends when they come back from Australia. I still don't understand how people could get annoyed by my piano-playing.