It's the Australian Outback, Charlie Brown part 5

By: Shannon

NOTE: I do not own 'Survivor' or the Peanuts' characters.

DAY 15 - A new tribe emerges from the boys' and the girls' tribes called Peanutogi.

Charlie Brown [to the camera]: I guess I feel pretty bad for voting off my friend Schroeder, but I can't vote off Linus because of our alliance or Snoopy or Franklin because they were essential in gathering food and hunting.

Franklin [to the camera]: Charlie Brown is making a big deal out of nothing. Schroeder deserved to be voted off. His piano playing was annoying the whole tribe.

Peppermint Patty: Well, now that we're one tribe, we need to establish leadership and who will be in charge of what. Chuck, ol' friend, why don't you be leader?

Charlie Brown: Um, well...

Frieda: Why pick Charlie Brown? He's so wishy washy?

Peppermint Patty: Shut up, Frieda.

Charlie Brown: Okay, I guess I'll be leader.

Frieda: We're doomed.

Peppermint Patty: SHUT UP FRIEDA!

Charlie Brown: My first point of action will be establishing who will be in charge of getting wood, hunting, gathering food, making shelters, etc. I think we should get into groups of two and one group will gather and cook food, one group will hunt, one group will get wood and be in charge of making a fire and drying clothes, and one group will be in charge of the organization of the shelter. And I will appoint one girl and one boy in each group to be fair.

Peppermint Patty: Okay Chuck! How about me an' your beagle Snoopy be in charge of hunting?

Charlie Brown: Okay. Peppermint Patty and Snoopy will be in charge of hunting. Franklin and Frieda will be in charge of gathering food like fruit and nuts and cooking the food that has been hunted and gathered.

Franklin: But I don't want to work with Frieda!

Frieda: Oh come on Franklin! It's not like we're getting married or anything like that.

Peppermint Patty: Cool Snoop! We're gonna be hunters!

[Snoopy said nothing but slapped some war paint on his face and carried a "spear" (a long stick with a sharp edge) and started growling]

Charlie Brown [realizing that Linus was easily annoyed by Sally]: Linus and Marcie will be the gatherers of wood and in charge of making the fire and drying the clothes.

Linus [breathes a sigh of relief]: Whew! For a minute I thought I was going to have to work with Sally.

Marcie: Linus, I think you're cute. [Linus blushes]

Charlie Brown: And my sister Sally and I will be in charge of the upkeep and organization of the camp. Should any of you get voted off, the one remaining team member will still be in charge of doing what's assigned to them. Further on in the game, should a whole team be voted off, the remaining Tribal members will share the responsibilities. Failure in doing your part could be removal by Tribal council and THAT includes me, so if anyone thinks I am not doing my part, you may vote me off at the next Tribal Council. Everyone got that?

[Everyone in unison says, "Yes."]


DAY 17

Charlie Brown [to the camera]: It's been a little over two weeks since we came here to the Outback and it's been 2 days since both tribes merged. Everything is going well except for Franklin and Frieda. Since we organized into groups of two, those two have been fighting more than than helping the tribe.

Franklin: Frieda, how may times do I have to tell you? It WAS YOUR TURN to cook the rice this morning.

Frieda: I cooked the rice yesterday morning, Franklin!

Franklin: But I cooked it last night, Frieda! [he thrusts her a wooden cooking spoon]. HERE!

[Frieda sighs and goes to cook the rice.]

Charlie Brown: Franklin, can I have a word with you?

Franklin: I need to change partners, Charlie Brown. Can't I switch with you?

Charlie Brown: If I switched with you, Frieda wouldn't listen to a word I said.

Franklin: Then how about we partner up and gather the food and cook the rice and Sally and Frieda can clean house?

Charlie Brown: But Sally and Frieda dislike each other. That won't work. Franklin, I'm sorry but I think you should stick it out and work as a team. Try to do your part and if she doesn't do hers, then you can vote her off tomorrow at Tribal Council.

Franklin: Oh, all right.

Charlie Brown: It's not like you two are getting married, Franklin. I think you can stick it out.





DAY 18 - IMMUNITY CHALLENGE

Jeff: This immunity challenge will be slightly dangerous.

Franklin: What? Do I have to go gather more fruit with Frieda? [he laughs....Frieda sticks her tongue at him].

Charlie Brown: Franklin!

Franklin: Sorry.

Jeff: You all will be wrestling crocodiles.

Linus: I think I'm going to be sick....

Franklin: Linus, this is gonna be really cool!

Linus: Yeah, it will be real cool when the croc injures you either temporarily or permanently.

Jeff: Well, these crocs you'll be wrestling are slightly tamed. You must successfully wrestle the croc and force it on its back. The person who does it in the fastest time wins immunity. [A demonstrator comes out and demonstrates the proper way to wrestle with a croc]. Okay, I pick Franklin to go first.

Franklin: This is gonna be so cool! [He manages to wrestle the croc in 15 seconds.]

Jeff: Okay. Frieda is next.

[Frieda manages to wrestle the croc.....after a good 2 minutes]

[After the rest of the tribal members wrestled the croc, Jeff tallied the times.]

Jeff: Okay. Franklin....15 seconds. Frieda....2 minutes. Linus....22 and a half seconds. Peppermint Patty....12 and a half seconds. Snoopy.....1 and a half minutes. Marcie.....1 minute and 37 seconds. Charlie Brown......1 minute and 47 seconds. Sally.....2 and a half minutes. The winner is Peppermint Patty!


TRIBAL COUNCIL....

Jeff: Now that Peppermint Patty has immunity, she cannot be voted off this round. You all know the drill. Snoopy, you're up first.

Snoopy: Woof, woof, woof! [Translation: I'm still voting for Linus because he won't share his blanket].

Linus: I'm voting for Snoopy. He keeps taking my blanket.

Marcie: I'm voting for Frieda. She's just as bossy as Violet and Lucy.

Franklin: I'm voting for Frieda. She gets on my nerves a lot and I can do without her.

Charlie Brown: Frieda has my vote. She's getting on everyone's last nerve.

Frieda: I'm voting for that lazy Franklin! He wants me to do EVERYTHING.

Sally: I'm voting for Frieda because she was mean to me yesterday.

Peppermint Patty: Frieda is bossy and crabby and she reminds me of Lucy and Violet.

Jeff: Okay, once the votes are tallied, the decision is final. One for Snoopy....one for Linus. One for Frieda....another for Frieda.

[Frieda broke into a sweat as Jeff finished counting the six votes against her.]

Jeff: The tribe has spoken, Frieda, hand me your torch. [Jeff extinguished her torch].



FRIEDA'S LAST WORDS....

I think there's a conspiracy going on. I was doing my job just like everyone else but they decided to go ahead and vote me off anyway. Gee, some friends I've got!