Cell Games: Five Card Draw
(Week 2)
Cell sat at the table shuffling the cards. He was getting impatient. "They should have been here .009 seconds ago!" Just as he says this, Trunks appears in his time machine, wearing Piccolo's cape, Piccolo comes flying up, wearing a black leather jacekt and a backwards hat. Trunks and Cell look at Piccolo. Piccolo stares back at them. "What?" They shake their head and say nothing, and the three of them sit down. Goku rockets up on Nimbus, which starts to buzz around the table. Goku looks at the Nuimbus. "You want to play too?" The Nimbus squeaks and Goku looks at Cell. "Hey Cell do you thi...." "NO!" Goku blinks and the Nimbus floats away dejectedly. Cell taps his foot. "And where's Vegeta?" At that moment Vegeta comes riding up on pink bicycle, with streamers on the handle bars. He doesnt see them looking as he dings the bell. He looks up and sees them. He immediately jumps onto the ground clutching his head. "Damn you Bebi, stop possesing me!!" They shake their heads at this pathetic attempt to cover his own ass. Vegeta takes his seat, and looks around the table, noticing an extra seat. Who else is coming?" Cell sighs. "Well, I went back to HFIL yesterday and I was talking to Buu...." Vegeta looks at Cell. "You invited Buu?!" Vegeta gets ready to pound Cell. "Well I didn't really invite him....he sorta asked when it was, and then said that he might show up." Goku blinks. "He said all that?" Cell scratches his head. "Well actually, he just sorta started flipping all over and said 'EEP EEP!' but I guess that meant he was coming." They all scowel and Cell deals out the cards.
Vegeta looked around the table, not trusting anybody. "I'm going to go and get a drink....and if anybody looks at my cards......THEY DIE!!" They all nod and in unison say "We wont look at your cards Vegeta!" Vegeta looks doubtfull, and back away slowly. Then he turns around and walks off. As soo as his back is turned, the four of them jump on the table. "Hey let me see!" "Damnit Goku, get your foot out of my eye!" "Is that an Ace?" "Oh dear lord!!!" Vegeta comes walking back up with a Corona in his hand. He's looking down at the floor, and they see him coming to the table.They all jump back into their seats, and halo's appear over their heads. Vegeta hears a thud as they all hit their chairs, and looks around suspicously. He sits back down and drinks some of his Corona. He picks up his cards and notices that their in a different order. He looks up quickly and angrily. The four of them have their hands folded and their all whistling. "Oh come on now!!!!" They all look at him. "What ever do you mean, Vegeta?" He narrows his eyes, and then starts to pound on Goku. "Damnit Kakarotto, I don't know who it was,so I'll take it out on you!!"
Later...
The game is progressing normally, and without incident.....strange....this shouldnt be. Trunks looks around the table. 'Cell has been winning an awfull lot of hands lately....' Cell see's Trunks looking at him, and smiles innocently. Trunks blinks. Vegeta ki beams Trunks. "I said its your turn to show!!!!" Trunks coughs smoke. "Sorry...." He puts his cards down, revealing a straight flush. Cell smiles and lays down a straight flush one higher than Trunk's. They all curse, and Cell reaches out to take the money. Trunks grabs his arm. "You've been having a lot of luck lately.....huh? What's this?!" He picks up Cell's arm, to show that Cell's been grifting. Cell pulls his arm away. "It's uhhh.....my IV.....yeah....my IV...." Trunks draws his sword. "Okay...this is how its going to be....I'm taking this hand....and the rest of us will split the last 3....." Cell stares at the sword then smirks. "You dont have the balls...." Piccolo, Vegeta, and Goku gasp. Cells pupils simply disappear as he realizes what he said and who he's talking to. Trunks starts quivering. "I......dont.....have.....the....BALLS?!" Trunks jumps at Cell, but the other three restrain him. "Calm down Trunks!" Cell starts laughing. "AND NOW HE LAUGHS!!!!!!" The three of them look at Cell, who's still laughing. The three of them let Trunks go, who promtly flys straight into Cell. Cell's laughing is cut short as he turns into confetti. Trunks sheathes his sword and looks at the rest of them. "Guess I got carried away..." They all fall over.
(Thus signifying the end of the night for that week.)