Cell Games: Five Card Draw (week 3)
The time had come and there was nobody at the table. Vegeta arrives on a harrier jet, with a dramatic and flashy entrance. When he see's that theres nobody there he curses and blows up the jet. He sits down, and Cell comes creeping up silently, but in plain view. "Is.......Trunks here yet?" Vegeta looks at Cell, who has red lines all over him, having not completely recovered from the slashing Trunks gave him. Vegeta snickers "Not yet..." Piccolo comes running up and skids to a stop, throwing his arms out. "I was here for two hours with you the whole time!!!!" Vegeta and Cell look at Piccolo with odd looks on their faces, and Goku comes crashing out of the sky and lands next to the table face first. They all stare at him as he stands up and dusts himself off. "Stupid kaio-sama......" They all shake their heads and Trunks arrives behind Cell on his time machine. Cell jumps into the air. "Ack!" He lands on the other side of the table, clutching his chest. "H....h....hi Trunks...." Trunks smirks and sits down. The rest of them follow suit and sit. They're about to deal, when a black limosine pulls up. They all look at the limo with question. The door opens and multiple woman's giggling can be heard from inside. Buu steps out with a smirk on his face and closes the door. All their jaws drop and Buu sits down between Goku and Piccolo. The five of them continue to stare at Buu, who merely lets out an 'EEP!" Goku shrugs and starts to deal. They all take their cards, and Vegeta realizes that he only has four. "Umm...kakorotto....." Trunks, Buu, and Piccolo all have either 4, 6, or 7 cards in their hands. Goku is the only one with 5. "Yes?" he responds with a stupid innocent grin. Trunks grabs the cards from Goku. "Ok.....misdeal....and Goku....your never the dealer again." Goku scratches his head. "But....why?" Five ki blasts send him sprawling out of his chair.
Cell looked at his cards. 'Holy shit! My first Royal Flush!' He kept a straight face, and the bets went around the table, getting higher and higher. When the bet came to him, he calmly stated "I'll see your bet and raise you....$1" They all shrugged and called. They laid down their cards, first Vegeta, who had four of a kind (Kings), then Trunks, who had four of a kind (Ace's), Goku only had a full house, and Buu had jack shit. Cell smirked and laughed. "Read em and weep boys...." he was about to put his cards down when he noticed Trunks palming his sword. "That's right..." he said with a sweatdrop "I fold. You'd better weep for me, losing such a big hand and all. Guess Trunks wins, yep Trunks wins. He gets all this money..." Trunks reaches an arm out to take the money, and Cell shifts back in his chair. Goku and Vegeta shake their heads and Buu goes hysterical crying "EEP EEP EEP!!"
Vegeta looked around the table. Then he looked at the pot. 'If I win this hand I'll have enough money to finally buy those Telletubby tapes I've wanted...' He looked around the table again. It was just him and Buu still in the hand. 'This is gonna be easy...' Vegeta scoffed and then raised 50K. Buu blinked and looked at his money. He pushed the entire stack, equalling about $3 million, into the middle of the table. The five of them looked at Buu wide eyed, and Vegeta looked at his money. He had $3 million and 1!! He pushed the $3 million into the middle, keeping his dollar. "I call" They gasp. Vegeta smirks and Buu 'EEP's. Vegeta lays his cards down, showing an Ace high straight. Buu looked puzzled. "Eep?" He put his card down, showing a straight flush. Vegeta's pupils disappeard. "Umm....I still win....." He reached out for the money, nobdy stopping him. Then Buu grabbed his hand. "Actually, my friend, I believe that my hand was enough to beat your and the pot goes to me. Would you kindly remove your hand from my money?" They all stared at Buu, and Vegeta took his hand back. "Thank you" he said with a smile. They continued to stare at him with wide eyes.
Buu gets up and points to the fridge. "EEEEP!!!!!" They look at him and nod. He runs off, and jumps inside the fridge. They watch him, and dont say anything. Then they turn to each other in a huddle, Cell making sure he's nowhere near Trunks. Goku looked at all of them "We have to get rid of Buu...he's a hustler...", Vegeta scoweled. "Gee you think Kakorotto? I'm sick of you always stating the blatantly obvious." Goku sighs. "I'm sorry Vegeta but it's these damned writers...." They all turn and look a big guy in the sky, resembling.....well.....me (^_^). They shake their heads and go back in the huddle. Piccolo looks at Goku. "Besides your the only one who can get rid of him." They all think. The fridge door busts open, and Buu comes running back to his seat, covered in all sorts of food and bevereges. They blink and Piccolo deals out the cards. Trunks turns around and pulls out a cel phone. 'I can get rid of him too....' He smiles to himself.
Another hand goes by, with Buu winning. They all scowel, except for Trunks who's smirking. Then suddenly, a white van with a smiley face on the side comes driving up. "Where's the patient?!" Trunks jumps up and points at Buu. "There he is!" The orderly's, who are Koola and Freeza, grab Buu and stuff him in the van. Koola jumps into the drivers seat and Freeza grabs the back of the Van. "Yeah! Party at my house!" Piccolo, Goku, Cell, and Vegeta all blink. Trunks stands there triumphantly, Piccolo's cape fluttering behind him. They all take back the money they lost to Buu, and Piccolo watches Trunk's wearing his cape, with an evil eye. 'I'll get it back...just you wait and see....'
Piccolo looked around, confident. 'I'll get my cape back this time....look at their faces...they've all got good hands...' Goku smacks him upside the head. "What's wrong wit you? It's your bet! Come on nigga, dont make me bust a cap in yo' ass!" They all stare at Goku, who scratches the back of his head and smiles stupidly. "I mean....come on Piccolo, it's your turn to bet!" Piccolo, ever so slowly, pulls out a golden brick. They stare at it with $'s in their eyes. "I'll raise this." They stare at him gape mouthed, and Cell looks at his cards, then at Trunks, and then folds. Vegeta thinks for a moment. "I'll raise you....Capsule Corporation...." Trunks stares at Vegeta "But...I already own it!" Vegeta stares at Trunks. "Not anymore you don't....." Trunks blinks "Umm....ok" Vegeta smirks and Trunks looks at his cards. "I'll raise....." He takes Piccolo's cape off and puts it on the table. "The cape." Piccolo jumps into the air "FINALLY!!!!" He lands back in seat calmly. "Your bet Goku." They just dont bother saying anything, and Goku blinks at his cards. "I'll raise....um......my power pole!" The power pole comes out of nowhere and lands on the table. Vegeta nods "Now that its even, I show first." He lays down a King high straight. Trunks puts down an Ace high straight. Goku puts down a straight flush (6-10). Piccolo laughs manically and drops a Royal Flush. He reaches out to collect the pot, when hundreds of black helicopters come flying up. A spotlight appears on Piccolo. "Put your hands up and surrender!" Piccolo curses and mutters "They tracked me." He stands up, and several more golden bricks fall from him. Everybody blinks. Trunks shrugs and takes the cape back. "Well since, Piccolo is getting arrested, this hand doesn't count." Piccolo falls to his knee's "NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" A swat team, headed by Broly, comes and takes Piccolo. Piccolo looks back at them. "I'll have my cape!!!! I'll have it!!!" They all shrug and Broly stops and looks back at the table. "Kakorotto....." Goku sighs. "Ok this time I'm asking.....What?" Broly smiles. "How the hell are ya?!" They all fall over, and Broly is left standing there smiling.