Cell Games:Five Card Draw(week 4)
Everybody except for Piccolo and Cell was sitting at the table. Everybody knew what happened to Piccolo, but they didnt know what happened to Cell (except for Goku, but he wasn't gonna tell them that he worked in a resturaunt....). Goku scratches his head. "Maybe they aren't coming...." Trunks shakes his head. "Nah, they'll be here." Sure enough, as soon as he says this, Piccolo comes flying up, wearing prison stripes. They look at him and the three of them start laughing. He grumbles and takes his seat. Cell comes limping up, looking incredibly beat up, with a smile on his face. Vegeta looks at him and blinks. "What the hell happened to you?" Cell's smile broadens. "Party...." Trunks, Vegeta, and Piccolo all blink, and Goku just chuckles. They look at him, and he shuts up really quick. Cell takes his seat and picks up the cards. He deals them out, still smiling, with his entire body bruised, battered, and charred.
Goku threw down his cards. Vegeta jumps up into the air. "I FINALLY BEAT SON GOKUO!!!!! NOW I CAN FINALLY GET RID OF MY COMPLEX!!!!!" They all stare at him, and he sits back down sliently and takes his money. Piccolo hands Vegeta the cards. "Umm....it's your deal...." Vegeta smirks. "Hold on..." He reaches into a bag beside him and pulls out a green visor. He puts it on his head, and then takes out a cigar. He lights it with his finger and then deals the cards. None of them bother to say anything, because they know he'll either have some half assed excuse, or he'll pound the fuck out of them. They all throw their ante in, and look at their cards, although not respectively....Goku peeks at Trunks' cards, but Trunks doesn't notice, because he's looking at Piccolo's cards, who deosn't notice because he's looking at Vegeta's cards, who's looking at Cell's cards, who in turn is looking at Goku's cards. They all look up, and realize that what just happened. There's a moment of silence. "Maybe we should just call a misdeal..." Goku offered. Cell scoffed. "That's easy fo you to say, mister I only have a pair of 2's!" Goku's eyes bug out of his head. "SHHHH!!!!!!! I CAN STILL WIN!!!" They all stare blankly at Goku. "Fine......but we can't play the hand out....." Vegeta puffs his cigar. "Why not?" He blows a ring of smoke at Goku, who coughs like the bitch he is. "Fine then, Mr.Smarty pants, what do you suggest?" Vegeta thinks for a moment. "How about this...." Vegeta jumps over the table and tackles Goku, and proceeds to pound his face in. Goku, being a bitch, gets pounded. Then he remembers that he CAN, in fact, beat Vegeta. So he kicks him back over to his own side of the table. Vegeta lands in his seat, his cigar broken. "Fine then....misdeal...."
Piccolo's shakles made jingling noises as he stretched his hand out to grab his money. Everybody snickers. Piccolo scowels. Vegeta looks at Piccolo. "Why the hell did you let them take you, anway?" Piccolo sits up straight, all noble like, "Because it's the right thing to do!" Everybody laughs, and Goku points at him. "WHAT A PUSSY!!!!!!!!" Everybody laughs harder. Piccolo scowels. They all stop, and then Trunks thinks for a moment. "Wait so, first you rob a bank, and then willingy go with them? The hell kinda thief are you?" Piccolo looks innocent. "I wasn't going to keep it, honest!" They all cough, and four voices simultaniously say "bullshit" Piccolo frowns. "Well not all of it...." They all snicker, and Trunks deals out the cards. Cell is about to look at his hand, when he gets kicked under the table. He looks up, and see's Trunks waving his finger at him, and tapping his sword. His eyes bug out of his head, and he doesnt pick them up. "I fold...." Vegeta looks at him, seemingly appalled. "You didnt even pick up your cards yet!" Cell nods. "Yeah, but there bad, I have this feeling...." he gets kicked again. "...right on my shin, you see....." He gets kicked yet again, harder this time, and he shuts up. Vegeta chuckles. Goku looks at Cell, and then at Trunks, having felt the wind with the kick. He looks back and forth between them, and then shakes his head. Vegeta scoffs "Whatever, let's just play..."
Trunks looks at his cards. Goku and Vegeta have folded, along with Cell the bitch. It was just between him and Trunks now. He put Piccolo's cape on the table. "One more chance, dude..." Piccolo smirks. "I'll bet you my handcuffs..." He takes them off his wrists and puts them on the table. Goku scratches his head. "What's he supposed to do with handcuffs?" Vegeta smirks "I'll tell you when your older..." Everybody but Goku starts laughing. Goku blinks. "I don't get it...." They laugh even harder, and then they all quiet down. Piccolo puts his cards down. "Straight flush,six through ten...." Trunks smiles slowly, and Piccolo's face sinks. Then Trunks shows his cards, showing a full house. Piccolo blinks. There's silence. Piccolo blinks again. More silence. "I.....won....." Trunks nods "It appears so...." Piccolo screams. "THANK THE FUCKING LORD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" He grabs his cape, pulls off the prison stripes to reveal his clothes, and puts his cape back on. He reaches into his pocket and puts on his turban. "I can be Piccolo again!!!" He starts dancing around. "My cape....my cape.....my cape.....I won.....my cape....la la la.....yipee......yipee.....I won....my cape.....HUZZAH!!!!!" They all stare at Piccolo, and he sits back down. He throws Trunks the handcuffs anyway. "Here......not like I can USE these...." Trunks catches them and smirks. Goku scractches his head. "I still don't get it....." They all crack up hysterically.
Goku looks at his card, and thinks. 'I could really go for some food right about now...' A basket of chicken appears infront of him. "Hey cool!" Everybody blinks, and Goku practically inhales the chicken. "How the hell did you do that Kakorotto?" Goku, between bites, doesnt even look up at Vegeta. "Can't talk.......eating......" Vegeta blinks. Cell reaches to take some of the chicken, and Goku eats his hand. Cell looks at the bloody stump that used to be his hand and stares at it with huge eyes. Goku finishes and then looks at Vegeta. "What did you say before?" Vegeta, with the same expression, just stares at him. "I said how the hell did you do that?" Gokue shrugs. "I just thought about something I wanted, and it was there...." "Hmmm..." An F-16 appears behind Vegeta. A new hand appears on Cell, and a new time machine appears behind Trunks. They all look at Piccolo. "You didnt want anything?" Piccolo nods. "No, I got what I wanted....Trunks, I'm gonna need them handcuffs back...." They all puke, except for Goku, who still doesnt get it. Completely and utterly digusted, they all go home, with GOku trying to figure out just what transpired here tonight.