Author's note: Okay, this isn't as good as number 1 but I hope you like it just the same.
oh, I don't like the BSB ! I don't even know who they are! just kidding! they rule! and they
are in this one
read and enjoy. r/r!
Voldemort Insane 2
Harry grabs his wand as Door blows up. Voldemort and Draco malfoy enter.
Evil grins on their faces. harry can't help but grin as he remembered his dream.
"Time for you to die Potter!" Voldemort says
"Yes Ricky Martin!" replies harry.
"Shut up Potter!" malfoy yells at him.
"Every Body, yeah , Rock your body right!" says Voldemort
"My Lord? Are you all right? says malfoy.
"Backstreet's back all right!" Voldemort say, using his wand as a Microphone.
'Yo! Voldemort! hey over here evil butt!" harry says to Voldemort.
Voldemort looks around stupidly.
'Who? me?" Voldemort asks.
" duh! who else would I be talking about?" Harry says
"master? says Malfoy
"what?" says Voldemort
"voldemort!" asks Harry
"What do you want, fake?" asks Voldemort.
"WOW! you really ARE stupid!" Harry answered.
"Show me the meaning, of being lonely." (need I say?)
"Yo! Malfoy?" harry asks watching Voldemort dance around the room.
"Is this the feeling, I need to walk with?" (new pop star : Voldemort!
"What?" malfoy answered.
Tell me why, I can't be there where you are!!!! (I'll give ya 1 guess.)
"is he always this cooky?" harry asks
There's something missing in my heart! (you got it)
"What are you talking about? he's perfectly....... malfoy
No, I don't want no scrub..........
......Normal! malfoy
"riiiiight(dr.evil style) Harry
OK, maybe he's not quite right in the head ALL the time." malfoy
You know I'm bad, I'm bad, you know it, I'm bad!" They watch as he does the
moonwalk.
"you know what? That's the first song he's said that actually describes him. says Harry
"STOP INSULTING ME!!!!!!!!" voldemort screams at him.
"Why? what are you gonna do now? No Doubt?" harry asks
Don't speak, I know just what you're thinking, and I don't need your reasons
"Now, Malfoy, you can't really believe he's normal, can you?" harry asks
"Nope I can't.
Don't tell me cause it's Hurts, Not tell me cause It hurts!!!!!!!!
"Shall we bust him?" harry asks.
The Sun'll come out tomorrow! bet you bottom dollar, there'll be sun,
"We shall." they take out their wants
dress him a pink fluffy dress, pink hat, Black shoes.
they look at each other and shack their heads. they dress him like Dorothy
from the wizard of oz.
Voldemort looks at his dress and starts singing
We're off to see the Wizard, the wizard of oz!"
then, they perform a memory charm. a very big one. he has no memory of being
voldemort.
they congratulate each other on they great work, and leave together, dragging a singing
voldemort behind them