VOLDEMORT INSANE

DRACO AND VOLDEMORT

MALFOY!!!! * Voldemort*
YES MY LORD? *Malfoy*
KILL POTTER! *Voldemort*
YES MASTER *Malfoy*
MALFOY! *Voldemort*
YES? *Malfoy*
WHAT ARE YOU DOING? *Voldemort*
GOING TO KILL POTTER, MY LORD *Malfoy*
WHY? *Voldemort*
BECAUSE YOU TOLD ME TOO MY LORD *Malfoy*
WHAT? I DID NO SUCH THING! *Voldemort*
YES MASTER *Malfoy*
GO AWAY *Voldemort*
MALFOY? *Voldemort*
YES?(he's getting irritated) says *Malfoy*
KILL POTTER *Voldemort*
YES MASTER *Malfoy*
WELL? WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? *Voldemort*
FOR YOU MASTER *Malfoy*
WHAT? WHY? *Voldemort*
BECAUSE I THINK YOU ARE GOING TO CALL ME AGAIN *Malfoy*
WHAT? BOY, I THINK YOU ARE SUFFERING FROM SOME KIND OF MENTAL
PROBLEM. BUT, WHO COULD BLAME YOU? YOU GROWING UP WITH THOSE
KIND OF PEOPLE. *Voldemort*
YES MASTER *Malfoy*
WELL? GO KILL POTTER! *Voldemort*
YES MASTER *Malfoy*
MALFOY? *Voldemort*
WHAT IS IT NOW? *Malfoy*
Shake your bon bon *Voldemort*
WHAT!!!!! *Malfoy *
I AM RICKY MARTIN!!!!(A/N: he's stupid eh?) *Voldemort*
WHAT? *Malfoy*
FROM THE BOTTOM OF MY BROKEN HEART! *Voldemort*
WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? *Malfoy*
PARTY PARTY PARTY!!!!! *Voldemort*
MASTER? ARE YOU ALRIGHT? *Malfoy *
AARON'S PARTY! *Voldemort*
WHAT? *Malfoy*
COME GET IT! *Voldemort*
MASTER? *Malfoy*
I LOVE HARRY POTTER! *Voldemort*
WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!! *Malfoy*
I SAID, GO KILL POTTER! *Voldemort*
YES MASTER! *Malfoy*
GIRL YOU'RE MY ANGEL, YOU'RE MY DARLING ANGEL!!!! *Voldemort*
I BEG YOUR PARDON? *Malfoy*
I SAID GO KILL POTTER!!!!!! *Voldemort*
YES MASTER *Malfoy*
NOOOOOOOO! PLEASE! DON'T HURT ME!!!!!!!!! *Voldemort*
MASTER? WHAT'S WRONG? *Malfoy*
VOLDEMORT!!! HE'S TRYING TO KILL ME!!!!! *Voldemort*
WHAT????? *Malfoy8
HE'S GONNA KILL ME!!!!! *Voldemort*
MASTER? YOU ARE VOLDEMORT!!!! *Malfoy*
RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!! RUN!!!!! *Voldemort*
MASTER? *Malfoy*
WHAT? *Voldemort*
ARE YOU OK? *Malfoy*
I'M FINE! GO KILL POTTER!!!!! *Voldemort*
YES MASTER! *Malfoy*
MALFOY? *Voldemort*
YES? *Malfoy*
I LOVE Moaning Mrytle!!!!!! *Voldemort*
WHAT!!?!?! *Malfoy*


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
HARRY SAT
STRAIGHT UP IN BED LAUGHING SO HARD HE THOUGHT HE WOULD
BURST. HE KNEW IT WAS ALL TRUE. EVERY DREAM HE HAS HAD ABOUT
VOLDEMORT, IS TRUE! "HARRY? ARE YA ALRIGHT???" HIS BEST
FRIEND RON ASKED WAKING UP . "WHAT'S SO FUNNY?" HE ASKED. HARRY
LAUGHED HARDER. HE WAS ABLE TO SAY TWO WORDS BEFORE
LAUGHING AGAIN: VOLDEMORT INSANE.

THE END.



A/N: This was short but i hope ya all like it. I don't know how this is gonna turn out, how
it's gonna look after I post this. First time so I don't know but oh well, what comes out is
what i get. Peace.