I got up from the bed,
With an achy head,
Last night I was drunk,
As drunk as a skunk!
I ran to a place called Hookers Galore,
I thought of buying seven then I thought why not more?
So I paid the pimp,
And I looked at my hores.
They wore g-strings and leather,
And nothing else!
I started panting,
And they through off thier blouse!
We had team sex,
Then we got really hi!
When I ran out of money,
It was hard to say goodbye.
I waved at them in my bare underware,
They let me grop them just one more time,
Later that night I won the lottery,
Soon they will be all mine.
Instead of sleeping in late,
I've gotten up early because I feel really porny!
I've also been getting,
Real freaking horny!
Tonight I'll have some meanigless sex,
But never-the-less,
Tonight,
I'll do it the best!
This morning I'm going to a strip club,
Then later to a porno Irish pub,
Later that same pimp will get a knock on his door,
Yes that same pimp at Hookers Galore!
With an achy head,
Last night I was drunk,
As drunk as a skunk!
I ran to a place called Hookers Galore,
I thought of buying seven then I thought why not more?
So I paid the pimp,
And I looked at my hores.
They wore g-strings and leather,
And nothing else!
I started panting,
And they through off thier blouse!
We had team sex,
Then we got really hi!
When I ran out of money,
It was hard to say goodbye.
I waved at them in my bare underware,
They let me grop them just one more time,
Later that night I won the lottery,
Soon they will be all mine.
Instead of sleeping in late,
I've gotten up early because I feel really porny!
I've also been getting,
Real freaking horny!
Tonight I'll have some meanigless sex,
But never-the-less,
Tonight,
I'll do it the best!
This morning I'm going to a strip club,
Then later to a porno Irish pub,
Later that same pimp will get a knock on his door,
Yes that same pimp at Hookers Galore!