mackenziech22

insert usual disclaimer. I guess those dont really go together that well....here's my first attempt at a humor chapter!! Hope you like it! oh, yes , this chapter was thought up with help from 17's Girl, but I had the main idea!!

Mackenzie
chapter twenty two
I was sitting on one of the chairs surrounding the kitchen table, reading a clothes magazine.
Hmmm, I want that....and that...OOOOH! And I want that two! I babbled to myself and pointing at clothes in the mag.
What the hell are you doing? I heard, I spun around in my chair and spied on Vegeta who raised an eyebrow.
Whats it to ya? I asked, raising my eyebrow.
he asked, taking a seat across from me. I rolled my eyes.
What do you want? I asked, sticking my nose back in the magazine.
he said, leaning on the table.
Vegeta, you dont just come in here and sit, without wanting something I said, putting my magazine back down on the table. I know you better than you think
Fine, I wanted to know what that drink you ordered for me at that crappy human eating place He snorted.
Oh, you mean white wine? I asked, getting up, I knew Bulma had wine because she drinks a glass of wine at dinner.
I dont know he said, watching me go to the cupboard below the oven and drag out a bottle and poured some in a cup and gave it to him. He took it and sniffed it, he made a face but drank it anyway.
So, whatcha think? I asked, leaning on his chair.
I want more He demanded handing me the cup.
Get it yourself! I said, shoving it back in his hands.
I want more now woman! He yelled, shoving it back.
I said, and stomped back over to the bottle and poured more in it than last time and handed it to him. HE drowned it and shoved it back into my hands.
he said, I rolled my eyes and took the bottle and placed it in front of him. I looked at it and put to his lips and drank it all. I raised my eyebrow, he wiped his mouth and gave the bottle back.
I asked, quit surprised.
More woman! he said, I shrugged and went to the cupboard and took four out and placed the four bottles in front of him. He better have a high tolerance for wine and stuff like that! He drank all four bottles in about 1 minute.
I heard, I looked up and Goku was standing in the doorway with an odd look on his face. Whats going on?
Oh, er.....nothing mu-- I said, laughing a bit.
Hi Goku!*hiccup* isn't it a great day*hiccup* taday? Vegeta asked, hiccuping. Well at least his speach isn't slurred that much....
Goku? Since when do you call me Goku? Goku asked, with a surprised look.
Haven't I always..? Vegeta asked, with a confused look. Goku shook his head. Vegeta shrugged. Oh well....you wanna do arts n' crwafts? Vegeta asked, putting an arm around Goku's shoulders.
What are you on? Goku asked, looking at me for a second. Vegeta looked down.
On? I'm on the ground, whats it look wike? Vegeta asked, lightly slapping Goku and laughing. Quit joking awound!
Whatever it is, I want some! Goku said, looking at me. I rolled my eyes.
There's no more, but there is red wine I said, taking a bottle of red wine and giving it to Goku, who licked his lips. After that, Goku drank all the bottles, which was 5.
Wets go pway awts n' cwatfs Vegeta! Goku said, and they made there way to the back yard. I shook my head.
Better go after them... I said, walking after them, they had all of Bulma's paper, scissors, and glue out. Goku made a boat, that actually looked like a boat.
he said, making it bob like it was on the ocean. Vegeta made a plane, his looked more like a pop bottle with wings.
Reaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! Reaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! Rea rea reaaaaaaaaaaa he said, making it fly around his head. and then he made it go down. like it was going to crash. And it hit Goku's boat. Goku looked at his boat...it was ripped in two.
My....my boooooat! He said, looking at it in horror. Vegeta's eyes widened.
I'll fix it! he said, snatching it from Goku and put it back together. The flag was the wrong was, the boat persons wheel was in the back, and there was a pencil sticking out the other end. Goku looked at it.
he said, then he shrugged and went back to playing.
Why aren't you pwaying? Goku asked, looking at me.
Because.....well...I dont want to I said, crossing my arms.
Whats her pwobwem? Goku asked, pointing at her. Vegeta looked at me, then at Goku.
Who is she? he asked. Goku shrugged. I slapped Goku in the back of the head.
he said, rubbing his head.
Its me you baka! Mackenzie!MMMAACCKKEENNZZIIEE!! I yelled, then stomped back in the house and called Krillin.
What did your twaste wike?Mine was chwerry Goku asked, smiling idiotically.
Mine twasted wike Marshmallow Vegeta said, similng.
I told Krillin to get his butt over here. So he came and looked at Vegeta and Goku,and smiled devishly.
I know... he said, rubbing his hands together.
I asked, looking at him.
We should play spin the bottle! he said, looking at me.
With who? I asked, raising my shoulders.
Those two, us two, Bulma, Yamcha, ChiChi, Gohan, Tien, Piccolo, and Chouzu he said, I opened my mouth, but nothing came out.
Ok....I'll get the people who have phones..you get the other people I said and walked in the house to get the phone.
LATER
Here's the seating order, Me, Vegeta, Piccolo, Bulma, Goku, Yamcha, Tien, ChiChi,Krillin, and Gohan. Chouzu said he didn't want to come.
Who goes first? Gohan asked. Goku and Vegeta had cooled down a lot and knew what was going on, but they were still somewhat drunk.
I will Yamcha said, he twisted the bottle and it landed on....Vegeta... Yamcha smiled and puckered his lips, but all he got was a punch in the face, he almost fell over. Wow, your a great kisser Vegeta he said, rubbing his mouth. Bulma spun the bottle and bit her lip, it landed on....Goku. She sighed. And they briefly kissed and Bulma sat down turning red. Piccolo spun the bottle hesitantly. It landed on....a tree, out the open window.
You have to! I said.
Go for it Piccolo! Gohan said, slapping his back.
Maybe it'll end up being your mate, namek Vegeta said, smirking.
I am not kissing a tree! Piccolo yelled.
Its the rules I said, smiling, he glared at me, but kissed the tree after looking at it for a couple mins. Piccolo came back wiping his mouth on his cape. Everyone laughed at him and he glared at them. Vegeta took the bottle and smirked, he spun it, and it landed on....Goku.. He got a very disgusted look. Goku's mouth went into and O.
Uh...do I have to? Asked Goku, I nodded, smiling I pushed Vegeta across to circle, he landed in the kiss, his eyes wide he immediantly pulled away.
Uck....EEEEEWWWW!!! KAKKOROT GERMS!!! YOUR ALL SICK! he yelled trying desperately to rub his lips raw. Sitting back down I spun the bottle. It landed on....Gohan, my mouth opened.
But-but-but he's my brother! I said, pointing at him. Thats incest!
Oh well Vegeta said, smirking.
and he pushed me over to Gohan. He looked at me, his face turning red briefly. I pecked his lips and scrambled back to my seat and punched Vegeta in the shoulder, he only laughed. As did everyone else as I glared at them all.
Go Gohan! Goku said, smiling. He hesitantly reached for the bottle and twisted it, it landed on....ChiChi.
I have to kiss me MOM?!?! Now thats incest!! Gohan said, making a baby face.
Gohan! I had to kiss you!, Now kiss her! I yelled, pointing at ChiChi, ChiChi just looked at Gohan.
He yelled, shaking his head.
Ok kid, would you rather kiss a tree? Piccolo asked.
Or that BAKA?! Vegeta sneered. Gohan sighed and crawled over to ChiChi and kissed her and crawled back. Pouting. Krillin smiled at his friends misfortune and he spun the bottle confidently. It landed on...me. Krillin smiled, turning a bit red. HE walked over to me and leaned down, planting his lips on mine, my eyes wide, there were lots a whistles, finally Vegeta pushed Krillin away.
Thats enough He growled, Krillin shrugged.
Ya, way to go man! Yamcha said, high fiving him. Bulma slapped Yamcha. he yelled.
Wow Krillin! Gohan said, smiling, forgetting what happened to him.
At least she wasn't a tree Krillin said, looking at Piccolo who glared. And if she was, she would at least be a cute tree I was turning red.
Ok, thats enough ChiChi said spinning the bottle all was silent, it landed on...Tien. Tien's mouth resolved into a little dot. ChiChi raised her eyebrow, but got up anyway.
She's a great kisser Goku said, smiling.
ChiChi said.
Wow Tien, you get to kiss my mom!Gohan said, smiling up at him.Tien just looked at him, ChiChi walked up to Tien and lightly kissed him, he just blinked and ChiChi walked back to her seat on the floor and planted herself there.
And dont any one of you say anything ChiChi said, looking at everyone, every ones mouth closed. Tien got his bearings back, and he spun the bottle, it landed on.......

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