The Real Heero Yuey
(Heero)
May I have your attention please
May I have your attention please
Will the real Heero Yuey please stand up?
Will the real Heero Yuey please stand up?
We're gonna have a problem here.
(Heero)
Ya'll act like you never seen a Wing pilot before
Soldiers all on the floor
Then all these OZ people bursted through the door
And started whooping their a** worse than before
They used brute force
But I hid behind the furniture (Ha!)
It's the return of the....
Awww...wait, no wait, you're kidding
We don't have to suffer another Gundam Wing movie do we?
And Heero Yuey said
.........nothing you idiots I just sit and laugh like a lunatic (HAHA!)
Pacifist chicks love Gundam Man
Chicka, chicka, chicka, Heero Yuey,
"I'm sick of him, look at him"
Walking around, shooting the you know what
Piloting the you know who,
Yeah, but he's so cute though"
Yeah, I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose
But no worse then what's going on in Relena's bedroom (Woof, woof)
Sometimes, I just want to get off TV and let loose
But I can't, because people will spit prune juice
My sword is on your ship, my sword is on your ship
And if your really lucky, I'll smack you in your fat lips
And that's the message that I deliever to little kids
And expect them not to know what gundanium is
Of course they're gonna know what hentai is
By the time they hit fourth grade
They got the cartoon channel, don't they?
We ain't nothing but humanoids
Well, some of us paranoid
Who blow each other up like some droids
But if we can kill humanoids and paranoids
Then there's no reason that there should be a diploid
But if you feel like I feel, and don't understand
Smack your head against the desk, sing the chorus and it goes....
(Chorus)
I'm Heero Yuey, yes, I'm the real Yuey
All you other Yueys are just imitating
So won't the real Heero Yuey
Please stand up, please stand up, please stand up
I'm Heero Yuey, yes, I'm the real Yuey
All you other Yueys are just imitating
So won't the real Heero Yuey
Please stand up, please stand up, please stand up
(Goku)
You probably don't think two people should sing on a record
Well I do, so f*** Yuey and f**** Sailor Moon
You think I give a monkey about a saiyan?
Half of you aliens can't even stomache me, not even that Malaysian
"But Goku, what if you really offend someone?"
What? So you guys want to make me run?
So you can shift me through chapter through chapter
Man, I should go and blow up Card Captors
So I can hang with Max Steel and the MIB
And beat them both until they seem to bleed
Little monkeys, try to copy me, on TV
"No we're not, we just like cheese, hee, hee"
I should download your crap on MP3
But Napster folks aren't making it for free (AAAHHHH!)
I'm sick of you little alien groups
All you do is annoy me
So I have been sent here to destroy you
And there's a million of us just like me
Kamaehamae, just like me
Who just don't give a monkey like me
Who dress like me, walk, talk and act like me
Heero Yuey might be the next best thing, but not quite me......
(Heero Yuey)
I'm Heero Yuey, yes, I'm the real Yuey
All you other Yueys are just imitating
So won't the real Heero Yuey
Please stand up, please stand up, please stand upI'm Heero Yuey, yes, I'm the real Yuey
All you other Yueys are just imitating
So won't the real Heero Yuey
Please stand up, please stand up, please stand up
(Heero Yuey)
I'm like a teacher to listen to
Cause I'm only saying things
That make no sense and sends you out of the living room
The only difference is I got the wits to say it
In front of ya'll and I don't got to say anything at all
I just get on the Wing and shoot it
And whether you like to admit it
I destroy better then 90% of you pilots out can
Then you wonder how these kids buy my stuff like prozac
It's funny, cause at the rate I'm going when I'm thirty
I'll still be portrayed on TV as twenty
Still trying to protect the colony from falling
And I'm dying, but this blaster isn't working
And everybody can be a Heero Yuey lurking
He could be working with Larry King, hoping to show bling bling
or in the outer space, circling, screaming, I don't give a @#$#@
With his gundam down, and his system up
So will the real Heero Yuey please stand up
And put one of those blaster on each hand up
And be proud to be outta your mind and outta control
And 1 more time, loud as you can, how does it go?.....
(Heero Yuey)
I'm Heero Yuey, yes, I'm the real Yuey
All you other Yueys are just imitating
So won't the real Heero Yuey
Please stand up, please stand up, please stand upI'm Heero Yuey, yes, I'm the real Yuey
All you other Yueys are just imitating
So won't the real Heero Yuey
(Heero Yuey)
Haha, guess there's a Heero Yuey in all of us, let's all laugh out loud
Please stand up, please stand up, please stand up
(Heero)
May I have your attention please
May I have your attention please
Will the real Heero Yuey please stand up?
Will the real Heero Yuey please stand up?
We're gonna have a problem here.
(Heero)
Ya'll act like you never seen a Wing pilot before
Soldiers all on the floor
Then all these OZ people bursted through the door
And started whooping their a** worse than before
They used brute force
But I hid behind the furniture (Ha!)
It's the return of the....
Awww...wait, no wait, you're kidding
We don't have to suffer another Gundam Wing movie do we?
And Heero Yuey said
.........nothing you idiots I just sit and laugh like a lunatic (HAHA!)
Pacifist chicks love Gundam Man
Chicka, chicka, chicka, Heero Yuey,
"I'm sick of him, look at him"
Walking around, shooting the you know what
Piloting the you know who,
Yeah, but he's so cute though"
Yeah, I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose
But no worse then what's going on in Relena's bedroom (Woof, woof)
Sometimes, I just want to get off TV and let loose
But I can't, because people will spit prune juice
My sword is on your ship, my sword is on your ship
And if your really lucky, I'll smack you in your fat lips
And that's the message that I deliever to little kids
And expect them not to know what gundanium is
Of course they're gonna know what hentai is
By the time they hit fourth grade
They got the cartoon channel, don't they?
We ain't nothing but humanoids
Well, some of us paranoid
Who blow each other up like some droids
But if we can kill humanoids and paranoids
Then there's no reason that there should be a diploid
But if you feel like I feel, and don't understand
Smack your head against the desk, sing the chorus and it goes....
(Chorus)
I'm Heero Yuey, yes, I'm the real Yuey
All you other Yueys are just imitating
So won't the real Heero Yuey
Please stand up, please stand up, please stand up
I'm Heero Yuey, yes, I'm the real Yuey
All you other Yueys are just imitating
So won't the real Heero Yuey
Please stand up, please stand up, please stand up
(Goku)
You probably don't think two people should sing on a record
Well I do, so f*** Yuey and f**** Sailor Moon
You think I give a monkey about a saiyan?
Half of you aliens can't even stomache me, not even that Malaysian
"But Goku, what if you really offend someone?"
What? So you guys want to make me run?
So you can shift me through chapter through chapter
Man, I should go and blow up Card Captors
So I can hang with Max Steel and the MIB
And beat them both until they seem to bleed
Little monkeys, try to copy me, on TV
"No we're not, we just like cheese, hee, hee"
I should download your crap on MP3
But Napster folks aren't making it for free (AAAHHHH!)
I'm sick of you little alien groups
All you do is annoy me
So I have been sent here to destroy you
And there's a million of us just like me
Kamaehamae, just like me
Who just don't give a monkey like me
Who dress like me, walk, talk and act like me
Heero Yuey might be the next best thing, but not quite me......
(Heero Yuey)
I'm Heero Yuey, yes, I'm the real Yuey
All you other Yueys are just imitating
So won't the real Heero Yuey
Please stand up, please stand up, please stand upI'm Heero Yuey, yes, I'm the real Yuey
All you other Yueys are just imitating
So won't the real Heero Yuey
Please stand up, please stand up, please stand up
(Heero Yuey)
I'm like a teacher to listen to
Cause I'm only saying things
That make no sense and sends you out of the living room
The only difference is I got the wits to say it
In front of ya'll and I don't got to say anything at all
I just get on the Wing and shoot it
And whether you like to admit it
I destroy better then 90% of you pilots out can
Then you wonder how these kids buy my stuff like prozac
It's funny, cause at the rate I'm going when I'm thirty
I'll still be portrayed on TV as twenty
Still trying to protect the colony from falling
And I'm dying, but this blaster isn't working
And everybody can be a Heero Yuey lurking
He could be working with Larry King, hoping to show bling bling
or in the outer space, circling, screaming, I don't give a @#$#@
With his gundam down, and his system up
So will the real Heero Yuey please stand up
And put one of those blaster on each hand up
And be proud to be outta your mind and outta control
And 1 more time, loud as you can, how does it go?.....
(Heero Yuey)
I'm Heero Yuey, yes, I'm the real Yuey
All you other Yueys are just imitating
So won't the real Heero Yuey
Please stand up, please stand up, please stand upI'm Heero Yuey, yes, I'm the real Yuey
All you other Yueys are just imitating
So won't the real Heero Yuey
(Heero Yuey)
Haha, guess there's a Heero Yuey in all of us, let's all laugh out loud
Please stand up, please stand up, please stand up