Malfoy Comes Clean

by Translucent Reality

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1. Malfoy Comes DEAD Clean!!

Malfoy Comes Clean!!!

Dear Diary 14^th May

I cannot hide my feelings from you diary. I'm in love with you. Is this possible? To be in love with a book? I hope so because I want to hold you forever!! I cannot believe you aren't a real person. You write back to me but your a man your Tom Marvollo Riddle. The greatest man in the world. I honour you so dearly. And I have a question to ask you. Why do you imprison yourself in that book? Why can't you come to meet me? Fine. I have made up my mind. I would love you and be honoured to be your lawfully wedded gay partner. Please be mine.

Forever.

Malfoy.

Xxxxxxxx

I am sorry Malfoy. I am trapped in this book forever. And I'm no gay man. How dare you insult me.

Tom Riddle

Watch your step Malfoy I am considering my power.

Harry Potter and Ron Weasley passed the dungeons to get to the main hall. As they passed them. Malfoy came running out holding a pink book.

"My life is ruined he sobbed!"

Harry and Ron exchanged puzzled looks.

"Oh well." Ron said

"He's just a hopeless idiot anyway!! Took him a while to realise."

THE END