Chapter Six-Damn dirty poppies
"Have you guys noticed there's fewer and fewer tents as we go along?" asked Ash to ICP.
"Yeah…there's parts of tha carnival that are like that. Nothin to worry about."
"One more thing," continued Ash.
"Yeah?"
"Stop hitting on Sarah."
"Only if she wants us to," grinned Shaggy. "A lotta ladies can't get enough of that clown lo-"
"Believe me I want you to stop too," interrupted Sarah.
"Really?" asked Violent J in a sad tone.
"Really. I like some of your songs but I don't like you personally and I'm sure as hell not sleeping with you."
"But we saved you!" reasoned Shaggy.
"Ash saved me if I remember right."
"This…is so fucking whack," muttered J.
"Totally," agreed Shaggy.
"What's with all these flowers…?" asked Ash.
"What flowers?" Violent J looked down to see that they where surrounded by poppies.
"Holy shit!" screamed Shaggy.
"That bastard's using poppies! Poppies!'
"What's with them?" questioned Sarah to Ash.
"I have no idea…" he sighed. "They're poppies…so?"
"Ain't you ever seen the Wizard of Oz?!"
"Yeah…when I was four. Stupid movie if I remember."
"Well see…Butterfly saw it back in the 30's and thought it was the greatest thing he had ever seen so he borrowed all this crazy stuff from it like poppies and winged monkies. He even got to nail that girl from the movie once…it was at a party in the 40's…what was her name…damn…ya think after hearing this story I'd have burned into my damn brain or some shit…"
"Judy Garland?" suggested Sarah.
"Yeah! That's her. So anyways we better get the hell outta here…b..e..f..ore..we…fa.lls..asleee….p…." J barely managed to finish his sentence before crashing softly into the field of poppies. Shaggy joined him a moment later.
"Only these guys would be stupid enough to go into a long explanation when we're in a field of things that," he paused to yawn. "Make you fall asleep."
"Y…eah…," agreed Sarah. "How…c..ould…any," yawn. "one be so stupidddddd?" she tried to make her way though the poppies but only made it a couple steps and fell into the arms of Ash who was holding on but fading fast.
"Guess…it's…up…to me to get everyone..o…u..t…o..f..he..r..e…" Ash was a mere four steps away from being out of the poppy seeds but fell backwards with Sarah on top of him from holding him.