episode 2 A/N: Ohhh, the next insane episode!! Episode 2, The CD Player! Ooh, the insanity!

Oh, and another thing... Ron and Hermione learned Japanese a while ago, okay? We'll pretend they're speaking Japanese, only it's written in english so its understandable... Because they're all in Japan. ^ _ ^ And I really don't think there's a CD of the Backstreet Boys singing in Japanese, but lets just pretend, shall we?

Life In The Crazy House (Chibi Hinata's House) - The CD Player

It was just after lunch in the Ten'ou, Takenouchi, Ishida, Hida, Yagami, Takaishi, Kido, Ichijouji, Kaioh, Hino, Mizuno, Granger, Weasley, and other, last-nameless characters house (more commonly known as the Crazy House). The dishes were clean (although they did not permit Iori to go within five square yards of them when they were piled up and dirty), and six of the guys were in Room 1, facinated by Yamato's new CD player. It was Yamato, Ken, Takeru, Iori, Takeshi, and Ron. They wanted to test it out, but they didn't have any CDs with them. "All my CDs are in the living room," Yamato complained. "Mine are with his," Takeru confessed. "Mine were on the counter yesterday before I did the dishes..." Iori said. Nobody had to ask, they all knew about the little dish-washing incident of Iori's. Takeshi didn't have any CDs. Ken's had been destoryed in a recent squabble with Ron, and Ron's were in his room. So they had no CDs.

"Hey! Sora's CDs are in here..." Takeru said with an evil grin. "Yeah!" Yamato exclaimed, and dived for her bottom dresser drawer, where he knew they were. He gout out a leather case, and unzipped it. "What the hell?" Takeru gasped. "Yamato!" "Get over it TK, I swear all the time. Who's Natalie Imbruglia? Deana Carter? What?! Are these all American people?" Yamato asked, looking at the CDs. "You can read English symbols, Yamato?" Iori asked, eyeing the CD. "Yeah, but I don't make sense of them. These are just people's names... Sora must know English," he said, while looking through the CDs, trying to find one in Japanese. He finally found one. Backstreet Boys. All of the guys groaned. But once they heard it, they got an idea. Guys with ideas are very scary...

About ten minutes later, while Sora, Hikari, Hermione, and Michiru were peacefully watching 7th Heaven, they heard loud and disturbing singing coming from Room 1. They looked at each other quizzically and got up to see what was dying down the hall. They opened the door, and suddenly the guys jumped on the bed. Yamato grabbed I microphone, winked at Michiru and Sora, and started singing.

Yamato: Everybody
Rock your body
Everybody
Rock your body right....

All five others: Backstreet's Back, alright!

Yamato: Oh my god where back again
Brothers, sisters, everybody sing
Gonna bring the flavor
Gonna show you how
Gotta qustion for ya
Better answer now

Takeru: Am I original?

Others: Yeeeeah...

Ron: Am I the only one?

Others: Yeeeeah...

Yamato: Am I sexual?

Others: Yeeeeah...

Ken: Am I everything ya need?
You better rock your body now

Yamato: Everybody
Rock your body
Everybody
Rock your body right

Others: Backstreet's Back, alright!

Takeshi: Now throw your hands up in the air
Wave them around like you just don't care

Iori: If you wanna party let me hear you yell
Cuz we got it goin' on again
Takeru: Am I original?

Others: Yeeeeah...

Ron: Am I the only one?

Others: Yeeeeah...

Yamato: Am I sexual?

Others: Yeeeeah...

Ken: Am I everything ya need?
You better rock your body now

Yamato: Everybody
Rock your body
Everybody
Rock your body right

Others: Backstreet's Back, alright!

Yamato: So everybody everywhere

Takeru: Don't be afriad

Takeshi: Don't have no fear

Ken: I'm gonna tell the world

Iori: Make you understand

Ron: As long as there be music

All: We'll be comin' back again!

Yamato: Everybody
Rock your body
Everybody
Rock your body right

Others: Backstreet's Back, alright!

Yamato: Everybody
Rock your body
Everybody
Rock your body right

Others: Backstreet's Back, alright!

Hikari blinked in complete confusion. Sora and Michiru began laughing hystarically. Michiru had to hold onto the wall to keep herself up, and Sora was already down and pounding her fists to the floor. "That... was... hystarical!" Sora managed to choke out between laughs. She was laughing very loudly. Michiru wasn't nearly as loud, but she was laughing just as hard.

Haruka, Hermione, Ami, and Rei had just come inside from playing tennis on the tennis court out back, and they heard Sora's loud, hystarical laughter. They found Hikari, Sora, and Michiru standing in the hall, all three of them now cracking up, Hikari had now joined in their laughter. "What's so funny?" Hermione asked. "Guys... sing... Backstreet Boys... haa!!!" Sora spluttered. Haruka, Hermione, Rei, and Ami decided they'd better get the three girls back to normal, who were now laughing insanely.

Haruka took Michiru, Rei took Sora, and Ami and Hermione took Hikari. They brought them into the kitchen, and made them sit on the floor. Haruka turned on the water, and took the little sprayer thingy out of it's place, and sprayed the three of them with it. It didn't work.

After some more thinking, Rei got an idea. She got into Sailor Mars form, and used her fire on them. They lost thier hair, but they didn't stop laughing. "I wish I knew a seriousness charm or something..." Hermione said, still thinking of another way to get them to stop. That's when the four realized Sora's clothes were on fire. Ami had to become Sailor Mercury and put it out.

Just then, Musashi and Hinata came in. "Hmmm, whatcha doin'?" Hinata asked, looking at the burned and wet girls on the floor, and at Haruka, Hermione, Mars, and Mercury. "Trying to get them to stop laughing," Haruka said. "Why didn't you say so? I can get them to stop!" Musashi exclaimed, taking out her mallet. "Good idea!" Hinata replied. With one swipe, Musashi hit them all. They all snapped out of it, too. "OWWWW!" Musashi just huffed, and she and Hinata went to their room.

An hour later, Sora had just got done nursing her wounds, which had been some minor burns and a huge bump on her head. Their hair had magically grown back to regular length. She went into her room, and found that the guys were gone. She sighed thankfully, and picked up the CD player, and chucked it out the window. It fell the two feet from the window to the ground, and hardly got a scratch. Well, at least it will take them a while to find it behind the bushes, Sora thought.