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h2Who Let The Dogs Out? (part three)/h2
h4Another Five Minute Voyager Squigglet courtesy of TaTTooGaL/h4
Captain's Log Supplemental, Stardate 74656. emOtherwise, it has been an exhausting few days. A mysterious entity has transformed Commander Chakotay into a large black Labrador for no apparent reason. Although most of the crew agree that this causes little significant change to him, I disagree. It is simply ridiculous to have a dog for a first mate and a sleeping partner-oops, did I say that aloud? Nevermind. As I said, it is simply ridiculous and the entity responsible must be found. End Log./emP
Janeway was having beautiful dreams of living on a paradise planet of coffee beans free of lawyers, Microsoft and commercial breaks. She was on the beach having the time of her life when she fell facedown in the sand and the waves kept getting in her face.P
Then she woke up and she realised it was Chakotay licking her face, trying to wake her up. She groaned and stuffed her head under the pillow. Chakotay whined and tried to pull the pillow away. She grabed it hard and shoved her head in deeper. "Go 'way, Chaks," she muttered from under the pillow sleepily. "Or you're sleeping on the floor tommorow..."P
Chakotay sat up and whined and howled. Janeway gave up, sat up and shoved her pillow up Chakotay's snout. The dog rolled off the bed and ended up on the floor, whining loudly indignantly. "Serves you right," she muttered, grumpily slouching towards the sonic shower.P
Chakotay followed her and began scratching on the shower door. "Stop it Chaks, I'm not letting you in." Still the scratching continued. "For heaven's sake, Chaks! I'm undressed!" The scratching intensified. Janeway groaned. "Get away, you perverted little..." She pulled on a grey bathrobe, and with all her strength, threw a large yellow towel out at Chakotay. The whining ceased.P
Smirking, Janeway snapped the shower door shut. She was about to continue her bath when she suddenly realised there was a purple floaty thingey with her in the cubicle.P
Janeway screamed.P
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Tuvok pounded frantically on the door to the captain's quarters. He could hear a lot of screaming and barking, and not much else.P
"Allow me, Tuvok," said B'Elanna politely, phaser rifle in hand. She raised the rifle, and blew a huge smoking hole in the captain's door. Everyone rushed in.P
Tuvok linked in surprise. Janeway was on the floor, being held down by the neck by some purple floating thingey. "DOOSH MOOF FOOM!!" it gibbered at Tuvok. Chakotay was running around in circles, barking wildly. P
"Do something!" Janeway shrieked at Tuvok. Neelix chose this moment to arrive to nosey around. One look at the situation and he had the good sense to turn and run in the opposite direction.
Tuvok raised an eyebrow. "That may not be as easy as it seems."P
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The whole crew was in the conference room, where the purple floating thingey was holding the captain hostage. It had its tentacles wrapped around her neck, and was gibbering wildly. "DOOSH MOOF DOOSH FOOM!" it yelled. "DOOSH FOOM FOOM!"P
"Anyone actaully understand what it's saying?" wondered Harry.P
"Maybe 'I'm hungry'," suggested the Holodoc.P
The crew glanced at each other. "Maybe if we emfed/em it..." said Neelix thoughtfully.P
Chakotay hopped up on the table and whimpered. He was holding a red dish of peanuts in his mouth.P
Janeway's eyes widened. "Chakotay! How many times do I have to tell you? YOU. DON'T. TOUCH. MY. PEA-bgaak/b!" Her rant was cut off midway as the purple floating thingey yanked back hard on her neck. Then it noticed the plate of peanuts Chakotay was holding. With a barely perceptible gibbering it released Janeway, grabbed it eagerly and wolfed it down. Then it turned gratefully to Chakotay and gibbered some more and then disappeared in a poof of light. P
Janeway still looked stunned. "You mean all that nebula wanted was my peanuts?" She looked around. "Where's Chakotay?"P
From under the table came a muffled sound. "I'm here," he mumbled. "Could someone beam me a uniform, please?"P
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The next morning everyone was in the mess hall when the captain arrived. "I have an announcement to make," she told them, as Neelix started serving small bowls of soup to them.P
"Because of you abominable behaviour during our last crew conference, all of you have to be punished. For the rest of the week, all you have to eat willl be these bowls of leola root stew..."P
Everyone looked at their puny bowls of gooey brown stuff in horror.P
"...except for Commander Chakotay, who will still adhee to his punishment of salad for every meal." As she said that, Neelix set a huge bowl of fresh green salad topped with mounds of chopped nuts, fruit chunks and slathers of thousand island sauce in front of Chakotay. Janeway patted his shoulder and added, "You can eat in my quarters if you want," and she winked at him. The she left the room.P
Everyone stared at Chakotay's bowl with murderous hunger. Chakotay grinned weakly, then told the, "I think I'll accept the captain's offer after all," he said. Then he picked up his salad and ran out of the mess hall after the captain.P
bThe End/b
h2Who Let The Dogs Out? (part three)/h2
h4Another Five Minute Voyager Squigglet courtesy of TaTTooGaL/h4
Captain's Log Supplemental, Stardate 74656. emOtherwise, it has been an exhausting few days. A mysterious entity has transformed Commander Chakotay into a large black Labrador for no apparent reason. Although most of the crew agree that this causes little significant change to him, I disagree. It is simply ridiculous to have a dog for a first mate and a sleeping partner-oops, did I say that aloud? Nevermind. As I said, it is simply ridiculous and the entity responsible must be found. End Log./emP
Janeway was having beautiful dreams of living on a paradise planet of coffee beans free of lawyers, Microsoft and commercial breaks. She was on the beach having the time of her life when she fell facedown in the sand and the waves kept getting in her face.P
Then she woke up and she realised it was Chakotay licking her face, trying to wake her up. She groaned and stuffed her head under the pillow. Chakotay whined and tried to pull the pillow away. She grabed it hard and shoved her head in deeper. "Go 'way, Chaks," she muttered from under the pillow sleepily. "Or you're sleeping on the floor tommorow..."P
Chakotay sat up and whined and howled. Janeway gave up, sat up and shoved her pillow up Chakotay's snout. The dog rolled off the bed and ended up on the floor, whining loudly indignantly. "Serves you right," she muttered, grumpily slouching towards the sonic shower.P
Chakotay followed her and began scratching on the shower door. "Stop it Chaks, I'm not letting you in." Still the scratching continued. "For heaven's sake, Chaks! I'm undressed!" The scratching intensified. Janeway groaned. "Get away, you perverted little..." She pulled on a grey bathrobe, and with all her strength, threw a large yellow towel out at Chakotay. The whining ceased.P
Smirking, Janeway snapped the shower door shut. She was about to continue her bath when she suddenly realised there was a purple floaty thingey with her in the cubicle.P
Janeway screamed.P
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Tuvok pounded frantically on the door to the captain's quarters. He could hear a lot of screaming and barking, and not much else.P
"Allow me, Tuvok," said B'Elanna politely, phaser rifle in hand. She raised the rifle, and blew a huge smoking hole in the captain's door. Everyone rushed in.P
Tuvok linked in surprise. Janeway was on the floor, being held down by the neck by some purple floating thingey. "DOOSH MOOF FOOM!!" it gibbered at Tuvok. Chakotay was running around in circles, barking wildly. P
"Do something!" Janeway shrieked at Tuvok. Neelix chose this moment to arrive to nosey around. One look at the situation and he had the good sense to turn and run in the opposite direction.
Tuvok raised an eyebrow. "That may not be as easy as it seems."P
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The whole crew was in the conference room, where the purple floating thingey was holding the captain hostage. It had its tentacles wrapped around her neck, and was gibbering wildly. "DOOSH MOOF DOOSH FOOM!" it yelled. "DOOSH FOOM FOOM!"P
"Anyone actaully understand what it's saying?" wondered Harry.P
"Maybe 'I'm hungry'," suggested the Holodoc.P
The crew glanced at each other. "Maybe if we emfed/em it..." said Neelix thoughtfully.P
Chakotay hopped up on the table and whimpered. He was holding a red dish of peanuts in his mouth.P
Janeway's eyes widened. "Chakotay! How many times do I have to tell you? YOU. DON'T. TOUCH. MY. PEA-bgaak/b!" Her rant was cut off midway as the purple floating thingey yanked back hard on her neck. Then it noticed the plate of peanuts Chakotay was holding. With a barely perceptible gibbering it released Janeway, grabbed it eagerly and wolfed it down. Then it turned gratefully to Chakotay and gibbered some more and then disappeared in a poof of light. P
Janeway still looked stunned. "You mean all that nebula wanted was my peanuts?" She looked around. "Where's Chakotay?"P
From under the table came a muffled sound. "I'm here," he mumbled. "Could someone beam me a uniform, please?"P
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The next morning everyone was in the mess hall when the captain arrived. "I have an announcement to make," she told them, as Neelix started serving small bowls of soup to them.P
"Because of you abominable behaviour during our last crew conference, all of you have to be punished. For the rest of the week, all you have to eat willl be these bowls of leola root stew..."P
Everyone looked at their puny bowls of gooey brown stuff in horror.P
"...except for Commander Chakotay, who will still adhee to his punishment of salad for every meal." As she said that, Neelix set a huge bowl of fresh green salad topped with mounds of chopped nuts, fruit chunks and slathers of thousand island sauce in front of Chakotay. Janeway patted his shoulder and added, "You can eat in my quarters if you want," and she winked at him. The she left the room.P
Everyone stared at Chakotay's bowl with murderous hunger. Chakotay grinned weakly, then told the, "I think I'll accept the captain's offer after all," he said. Then he picked up his salad and ran out of the mess hall after the captain.P
bThe End/b