Dedicated to the MILLIONS......AND MILLIONS of the Rocks fans! It's...
MYSTERY SCIENCE THEATER 3333 1/3
RIFFED BY: TUXEDO ALEX
EPISODE 12: MOLLY AND HIM (BY DIKIE)
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OK, THIS IS THE PG-13 VERSION OF EPISODE 12 FOR ALL THE KIDS OUT THERE. THE ACTUAL LEMON HAS BEEN EDITED OUT, BUT THE STORY PARTS REMAIN, SO NOBODY MISSES ANY PLOT RELATED ITEMS. THIS IS...HOLD ON...damn Caps-lock button. Anyway, I know, this is a really crappy thing to do, have an MST chapter without the actual MST. However, with the chaptering system of Fanfiction.net in full effect, it means that the Season 2 series can only be viewed by people over 17. I still want to please as many readers as I can, so this PG-13 version is in effect. Again, I offer my apologies, and hope you enjoy the host segments!
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SATELLITE OF LOVE
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(5)
(6)
(Tom, Crow, Tuxedo Alex, Sailor Silver Knight, and Falcon Knight all walk out of the theater, laughing their heads off, and trying to calm down. Tuxedo Alex walks towards Cambot.)
FALCON: Nuts! (laughs) Get your nuts!
S.KNIGHT: Mini-me! (laughs)
CROW: I'm oh-so sexy! (laughs)
TOM: (laughs) Crikey! I...(laughs)...I lost my mojo!
TUXEDO: (laughs) Okay...okay...hi, I'm Tuxe...(laughs)...Tuxedo Alex, and welcome...welcome to the Satellite of Love. Joel set up a base of operations on Earth, and sent...(laughs)...and sent us the new Austin Powers movie. We're still trying to get it out of our system...
CROW: Re..remember the parts with Fat Bastard?
S.KNIGHT: Ugh, don't remind me.
CROW: I think he's my favorite character. (He slips into Fat Bastard Mode.) Gimmee your baby!
S.KNIGHT: (wiping her brow, muttering under her breath) Figures.
FALCON: Say, does it seem a little warmer in here than usual?
TOM: Yeah, it does seem hot in here.
TUXEDO: I'll go check it out. We'll be right back...
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BACK ON THE SOL
(The temperature on the Satellite has risen about 10 degrees higher than normal. Falcon Knight and Tuxedo Alex have removed their jackets, while Sailor Silver Knight has removed her armor to get cooler. Tuxedo Alex and Tom are checking the Satellite's heater, while the others are sitting by a huge fan. Crow is still spewing Austin Powers-isms, aggravating Sailor Silver Knight greatly. Falcon Knight is just trying to get comfortable.)
CROW (Dr. Evil): Mini-me, you complete me...
S.KNIGHT: Crow, shut up!
FALCON: Hey, any progress over there?
(Tuxedo fiddles with the internal components of the heater a few minutes more. Tom just gazes inside, hoping he can detect a malfunction. Figuring that he can't do anything more, Tuxedo throws down a piece of the heater in frustration.)
TUXEDO: I don't know, guys. Nothing seems wrong on the inside either.
TOM: We just can't turn the heat down. Only up.
TUXEDO: I just don't understand it. Everything is in working order! How can this thing be malfunctioning?
FALCON: Man, this sucks.
CROW: Tell me about it.
(The message lights suddenly flash on the Satellite.)
S.KNIGHT: I think we have our cause calling us right now.
TOM: Happosai and Cologne?
S.KNIGHT: Yep.
TUXEDO: I should've known...
(The hexfield turns on, revealing Dr. Forrester painting on an easel, complete with a goofy-looking artist's cap.)
DR. F.: Hello, slaves to insanity's cause.
TUXEDO: I see you're back from...where ever you went, Dr. F.
DR. F.: Yes, well I needed time out of the ol' evil lair. I hope that Jupiter Knight didn't give you "too" much trouble...
FALCON: Nope, just another "Evil Guy" chapter. We lived.
TOM: It was easy picking! Heh. Didn't even break a sweat!
DR. F.: Unfortunately. Anyway, as you can see, I have decided to take up a new hobby. "Still-life" painting.
S.KNIGHT: Wow, that's a...nice, relaxing hobby!
CROW: Yeah, it doesn't seem as evil as most your other hobbies, Doc.
DR. F.: Yes, well, I thought it would be a nice change of pace. Would you like to see what I am trying to recreate?
(The camera pans out to reveal a large block of ice. Inside contains a relatively familiar figure.)
FALCON: Hey, isn't that...
TUXEDO: Oh, my God! He froze TV's Frank!
BOTS (Stan and Kyle): YOU BASTARD!
DR. F.: Well, this can't be called "Still Life" painting without a "Still Life" to paint, now can there?
S.KNIGHT: God, you're sick!
DR. F.: Plus, I needed to keep this place cold to keep dear Frankie-poo in this state. So, I took the liberty of removing my access heat in this room and "lending" it to you for a while. Hope you don't mind...
TUXEDO: (Smashing his fist to the console.) Damn you, Forrester!
DR. F.: Anyway, enough dilly-dally. Your fanfic this week is a little something different. It is a lemony tale involving everyone's favorite Sailor Moon couple.
CROW: You mean Serena and Darien? Whew, even something like that I can deal with.
S.KNIGHT: (whispering) Don't give him ideas, Crow!
DR. F.: (looking slightly confused) No, the couple is Molly and Nephlite. What did you think I was going to say?
FALCON: A what?!?
TOM: A Molly....MOLLY LEMON?!?!?!?!?!?
DR. F.: Enjoy, little peons! And by the way, is it getting hot up there? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
(The hexfield feed cuts off.)
CROW: A Molly lemon, AND it's a sauna in here...
S.KNIGHT: There is no God.
(The klaxons and lights are set off.)
TUXEDO: Brace yourselves, we got LEMON SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGN!
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(4)
(3)
(2)
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THEATER
(EDITED OUT TO KEEP THIS PG-13. I APOLOGIZE!)
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(2)
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(5)
(6)
BACK ON THE SOL
(The temperature on the Satellite has risen about another five degrees since before the movie started. This causes the humans aboard to revert to tank-tops and shorts for comfort. Tuxedo Alex has gone into the back to find a few parts to turn the tables on Dr. Forrester. Crow takes this time to heckle Silver somewhat.)
CROW: Well, I guess the heat isn't all bad...
S.KNIGHT: One more comment outta you, and WATCH me throw you out of the air lock!
FALCON: This is insane. Frank must've been thawing or something...
TOM: Hey, Alex! Are you building something back there, or are you actually going to fix this?
TUXEDO: (From the back) As a matter of fact...
(Tuxedo Alex comes out from the back room carrying a large pipe with a small device attached to the bottom.)
TUXEDO: This oughta reverse the heat back to Deep 13 1/3.
CROW: (Noticing the pipe) Hey, Silver, does that make you...
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OUTSIDE THE SOL
(Crow is seen blasted outside one of the many air locks.)
CROW: HOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRRNNNNNNNNYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY...............
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BACK ON THE SOL
(Sailor Silver Knight has a huge smile on her face. The others look at her strangely. Tom looks very distraught.)
S.KNIGHT: I told him I'd blast him out the air lock! Why are you looking at me like that?
TOM: Crow! My God! Here I come, buddy!
(Tom jumps into the air lock after Crow to "save" his friend.)
TUXEDO: Uh, Silver?
S.KNIGHT: (Brought out of her joy spell) Huh?
FALCON: Do you know what you just did?
S.KNIGHT: What? Save us from a lot of head aches?
FALCON: Well yeah, but you kinda...
TUXEDO: Tom and Crow are heading straight for Deep 13 1/3.
S.KNIGHT: ......Oopsy...
TUXEDO: (Sighs, and works for a few minutes to install the special device within the heater.) Just a few more adjustments, and then...there! All finished!
(The Satellite's temperature goes down considerably.)
FALCON: Ah, that's much better!
S.KNIGHT: Finally, I can get out of this skimpy thing!
FALCON Well...
TUXEDO: (Gives Falcon the evil eye.) Well, lets check on the Mads. Say Doc, is it getting hot down there?
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DEEP 13 1/3
(The temperature of the hide-out has raised at least 20 degrees within five minutes. Many things around the room are either partially or fully melted.)
DR. F.: ARGH! This sucks worse than Manos: Hands of Fate! Well, heroes of justice, I didn't want to do this...well, maybe I did, but this lemon was just a test. Next time, you'll be groveling for mercy! HAHAHAHA!
(Dr. F. suddenly steps into part of the partially-melted Frank.)
DR. F.: Oops. Better get the sponge...
(Along the way, Dr. F presses the button, and everything goes black.)
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Author's Notes
Well, this was my first lemon MSTing ever. Since it was so short, I kinda think of it as a test. The next fanfic I do WILL push my limits, as well as some other people. Anyway, hoped you liked it.
More Disclaimers
Mystery Science Theater 3000 is copyrighted by Best Brains Inc.
Sailor Moon is copyrighted by Naoko Takeuchi and all her distributors, including DIC.
Any other brand names or song titles or anything of the like that I forgot to mention are the properties of whoever created them in the first place. I take NO CREDIT from them! (There, that oughta keep me from getting sued!)
Stinger: And into the cold dark night the shouts of joy echoed. And then they shagged each other.
Shameless Self Plug: Coming soon to A Sailor Moon Romance web site will be my first story: The Sailor Moon Chronicles- Return of the Jedite"! It's DONE!!!!...just not posted yet. Also, keep an eye out for "For Whom The Rose Smiles," the Tuxedo Alex origin story!
MYSTERY SCIENCE THEATER 3333 1/3
RIFFED BY: TUXEDO ALEX
EPISODE 12: MOLLY AND HIM (BY DIKIE)
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OK, THIS IS THE PG-13 VERSION OF EPISODE 12 FOR ALL THE KIDS OUT THERE. THE ACTUAL LEMON HAS BEEN EDITED OUT, BUT THE STORY PARTS REMAIN, SO NOBODY MISSES ANY PLOT RELATED ITEMS. THIS IS...HOLD ON...damn Caps-lock button. Anyway, I know, this is a really crappy thing to do, have an MST chapter without the actual MST. However, with the chaptering system of Fanfiction.net in full effect, it means that the Season 2 series can only be viewed by people over 17. I still want to please as many readers as I can, so this PG-13 version is in effect. Again, I offer my apologies, and hope you enjoy the host segments!
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SATELLITE OF LOVE
(1)
(2)
(3)
(4)
(5)
(6)
(Tom, Crow, Tuxedo Alex, Sailor Silver Knight, and Falcon Knight all walk out of the theater, laughing their heads off, and trying to calm down. Tuxedo Alex walks towards Cambot.)
FALCON: Nuts! (laughs) Get your nuts!
S.KNIGHT: Mini-me! (laughs)
CROW: I'm oh-so sexy! (laughs)
TOM: (laughs) Crikey! I...(laughs)...I lost my mojo!
TUXEDO: (laughs) Okay...okay...hi, I'm Tuxe...(laughs)...Tuxedo Alex, and welcome...welcome to the Satellite of Love. Joel set up a base of operations on Earth, and sent...(laughs)...and sent us the new Austin Powers movie. We're still trying to get it out of our system...
CROW: Re..remember the parts with Fat Bastard?
S.KNIGHT: Ugh, don't remind me.
CROW: I think he's my favorite character. (He slips into Fat Bastard Mode.) Gimmee your baby!
S.KNIGHT: (wiping her brow, muttering under her breath) Figures.
FALCON: Say, does it seem a little warmer in here than usual?
TOM: Yeah, it does seem hot in here.
TUXEDO: I'll go check it out. We'll be right back...
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BACK ON THE SOL
(The temperature on the Satellite has risen about 10 degrees higher than normal. Falcon Knight and Tuxedo Alex have removed their jackets, while Sailor Silver Knight has removed her armor to get cooler. Tuxedo Alex and Tom are checking the Satellite's heater, while the others are sitting by a huge fan. Crow is still spewing Austin Powers-isms, aggravating Sailor Silver Knight greatly. Falcon Knight is just trying to get comfortable.)
CROW (Dr. Evil): Mini-me, you complete me...
S.KNIGHT: Crow, shut up!
FALCON: Hey, any progress over there?
(Tuxedo fiddles with the internal components of the heater a few minutes more. Tom just gazes inside, hoping he can detect a malfunction. Figuring that he can't do anything more, Tuxedo throws down a piece of the heater in frustration.)
TUXEDO: I don't know, guys. Nothing seems wrong on the inside either.
TOM: We just can't turn the heat down. Only up.
TUXEDO: I just don't understand it. Everything is in working order! How can this thing be malfunctioning?
FALCON: Man, this sucks.
CROW: Tell me about it.
(The message lights suddenly flash on the Satellite.)
S.KNIGHT: I think we have our cause calling us right now.
TOM: Happosai and Cologne?
S.KNIGHT: Yep.
TUXEDO: I should've known...
(The hexfield turns on, revealing Dr. Forrester painting on an easel, complete with a goofy-looking artist's cap.)
DR. F.: Hello, slaves to insanity's cause.
TUXEDO: I see you're back from...where ever you went, Dr. F.
DR. F.: Yes, well I needed time out of the ol' evil lair. I hope that Jupiter Knight didn't give you "too" much trouble...
FALCON: Nope, just another "Evil Guy" chapter. We lived.
TOM: It was easy picking! Heh. Didn't even break a sweat!
DR. F.: Unfortunately. Anyway, as you can see, I have decided to take up a new hobby. "Still-life" painting.
S.KNIGHT: Wow, that's a...nice, relaxing hobby!
CROW: Yeah, it doesn't seem as evil as most your other hobbies, Doc.
DR. F.: Yes, well, I thought it would be a nice change of pace. Would you like to see what I am trying to recreate?
(The camera pans out to reveal a large block of ice. Inside contains a relatively familiar figure.)
FALCON: Hey, isn't that...
TUXEDO: Oh, my God! He froze TV's Frank!
BOTS (Stan and Kyle): YOU BASTARD!
DR. F.: Well, this can't be called "Still Life" painting without a "Still Life" to paint, now can there?
S.KNIGHT: God, you're sick!
DR. F.: Plus, I needed to keep this place cold to keep dear Frankie-poo in this state. So, I took the liberty of removing my access heat in this room and "lending" it to you for a while. Hope you don't mind...
TUXEDO: (Smashing his fist to the console.) Damn you, Forrester!
DR. F.: Anyway, enough dilly-dally. Your fanfic this week is a little something different. It is a lemony tale involving everyone's favorite Sailor Moon couple.
CROW: You mean Serena and Darien? Whew, even something like that I can deal with.
S.KNIGHT: (whispering) Don't give him ideas, Crow!
DR. F.: (looking slightly confused) No, the couple is Molly and Nephlite. What did you think I was going to say?
FALCON: A what?!?
TOM: A Molly....MOLLY LEMON?!?!?!?!?!?
DR. F.: Enjoy, little peons! And by the way, is it getting hot up there? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
(The hexfield feed cuts off.)
CROW: A Molly lemon, AND it's a sauna in here...
S.KNIGHT: There is no God.
(The klaxons and lights are set off.)
TUXEDO: Brace yourselves, we got LEMON SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGN!
(6)
(5)
(4)
(3)
(2)
(1)
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THEATER
(EDITED OUT TO KEEP THIS PG-13. I APOLOGIZE!)
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(1)
(2)
(3)
(4)
(5)
(6)
BACK ON THE SOL
(The temperature on the Satellite has risen about another five degrees since before the movie started. This causes the humans aboard to revert to tank-tops and shorts for comfort. Tuxedo Alex has gone into the back to find a few parts to turn the tables on Dr. Forrester. Crow takes this time to heckle Silver somewhat.)
CROW: Well, I guess the heat isn't all bad...
S.KNIGHT: One more comment outta you, and WATCH me throw you out of the air lock!
FALCON: This is insane. Frank must've been thawing or something...
TOM: Hey, Alex! Are you building something back there, or are you actually going to fix this?
TUXEDO: (From the back) As a matter of fact...
(Tuxedo Alex comes out from the back room carrying a large pipe with a small device attached to the bottom.)
TUXEDO: This oughta reverse the heat back to Deep 13 1/3.
CROW: (Noticing the pipe) Hey, Silver, does that make you...
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OUTSIDE THE SOL
(Crow is seen blasted outside one of the many air locks.)
CROW: HOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRRNNNNNNNNYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY...............
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BACK ON THE SOL
(Sailor Silver Knight has a huge smile on her face. The others look at her strangely. Tom looks very distraught.)
S.KNIGHT: I told him I'd blast him out the air lock! Why are you looking at me like that?
TOM: Crow! My God! Here I come, buddy!
(Tom jumps into the air lock after Crow to "save" his friend.)
TUXEDO: Uh, Silver?
S.KNIGHT: (Brought out of her joy spell) Huh?
FALCON: Do you know what you just did?
S.KNIGHT: What? Save us from a lot of head aches?
FALCON: Well yeah, but you kinda...
TUXEDO: Tom and Crow are heading straight for Deep 13 1/3.
S.KNIGHT: ......Oopsy...
TUXEDO: (Sighs, and works for a few minutes to install the special device within the heater.) Just a few more adjustments, and then...there! All finished!
(The Satellite's temperature goes down considerably.)
FALCON: Ah, that's much better!
S.KNIGHT: Finally, I can get out of this skimpy thing!
FALCON Well...
TUXEDO: (Gives Falcon the evil eye.) Well, lets check on the Mads. Say Doc, is it getting hot down there?
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DEEP 13 1/3
(The temperature of the hide-out has raised at least 20 degrees within five minutes. Many things around the room are either partially or fully melted.)
DR. F.: ARGH! This sucks worse than Manos: Hands of Fate! Well, heroes of justice, I didn't want to do this...well, maybe I did, but this lemon was just a test. Next time, you'll be groveling for mercy! HAHAHAHA!
(Dr. F. suddenly steps into part of the partially-melted Frank.)
DR. F.: Oops. Better get the sponge...
(Along the way, Dr. F presses the button, and everything goes black.)
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Author's Notes
Well, this was my first lemon MSTing ever. Since it was so short, I kinda think of it as a test. The next fanfic I do WILL push my limits, as well as some other people. Anyway, hoped you liked it.
More Disclaimers
Mystery Science Theater 3000 is copyrighted by Best Brains Inc.
Sailor Moon is copyrighted by Naoko Takeuchi and all her distributors, including DIC.
Any other brand names or song titles or anything of the like that I forgot to mention are the properties of whoever created them in the first place. I take NO CREDIT from them! (There, that oughta keep me from getting sued!)
Stinger: And into the cold dark night the shouts of joy echoed. And then they shagged each other.
Shameless Self Plug: Coming soon to A Sailor Moon Romance web site will be my first story: The Sailor Moon Chronicles- Return of the Jedite"! It's DONE!!!!...just not posted yet. Also, keep an eye out for "For Whom The Rose Smiles," the Tuxedo Alex origin story!