Jo: What do you call a newborn ant?
Pete: A baby buggy.
Pete: Where did the sick ship go?
Josh: To see a dock!
Rachel: What did the dryer say to the washer?
Cat: Let's go for a spin.
Berto: How do you catch a hungry monkey?
Max: Pretend you're a banana.
Jo: Why do firemen wear red suspenders?
Pete: So their pants don't fall down.
Laura: When should you oil a mouse?
Josh: When it squeaks.
Pete: How do baby hens dance?
Josh: Chick to chick.
Rachel: What do you use to repair a torn daisy?
Cat: A flower patch.
Josh: What's green and grouchy?
Pete: Crabbygrass.
Cat: What did the banana bandits say when they saw the police?
Max: "Let's split!"
Berto: Are skunks good at games?
Max: No. They stink at everything.
Laura: Which bug can tell your fortune?
Josh: The gypsy moth.
Jo: Where do snowmen keep their money?
Josh: In a snow bank.
Josh: Why was the bathtub tired.
Pete: It was drained.
Laura: What did Cinderella Seal wear to the ball?
Rachel: Glass flippers.
Berto: Which monkey can fly?
Max: A hot-air baboon.
Cat: What kind of pants do ghosts wear?
Jeff: Boo jeans.
Pete: Why aren't bananas ever lonely?
Josh: They're always in bunches.
Jo: Who is the oldest vegetable?
Josh: Pop Corn.
Josh: What do you call a chocolate-covered lamb?
Jo: A candy baaa (bar).
Pete: What kind of car has whiskers and purrs?
Josh: A catillac.
Berto: Which insect likes to take naps?
Rachel: A bed bug.
Jo: Which fruit tree is always grumpy?
Pete: The crab-apple tree.
Pete: How do you know if an elephant is in your house?
Josh: Look for peanut shells in the living room.
Pete: Why couldn't the flower ride its bike?
Jo: It lost its petals.
Dread: What do geese do in a traffic jam?
Dragonelle: They honk a lot.
Josh: Why do fleas never get cold?
Laura: They're always in fur coats.
Rachel: What do snowmen like to eat for supper?
Cat: Frozen dinners.
Max: How is a dog like a tree?
Berto: They both have bark.
Laura: What do baby cowboys wear on their feet?
Max: Cowboy booties.
More to come! ^_^