Max: (In vegtable garden, hoe in hand.) Which beans don't grow in gardens?
Berto: (Picking beans.) Jelly beans.
Laura: (On beachtowl at beach.) Why is the beach a friendly place?
Josh: (Sitting beside her.) The ocean always waves at you.
Max: (In same garden.) Why did the farmer call a doctor?
Berto: (Picking corn.) His corn had an earache.
Jo: Why did the kids wear bathing suits to school?
Pete: They rode in a car-pool.
Rachel: What's black and white and blue all over? Max: A very cold zebra.
Jeff: Where can you find a lot of cows?
Josh: At the moovies.
Berto: How do rabbits take trips?
Max: By hareplane.
Pete: What should you do if a monster is in your bed?
Max: Sleep somewhere else!
Rachel: Which class did the witch like best?
Cat: Spelling.
Jo: What do you call a happy baby sheep?
Pete: A merry little lamb.
Berto: (Picking apples.) Why didn't the apple tree like people?
Max: (Holding ladder.) Everybody picked on him.
Psycho: How did the river hurt itself?
Electrix: It had a waterfall.
Laura: Why couldn't the egg lend the rooster any money?
Cat: It was broke.
Jo: What time is it when an elephant sits on your skateboard?
Josh: Time to get a new skateboard.
Cat: Why did the cave get into trouble?
Max: It had a big mouth.
Pete: What did the hot dogs say to each other?
Josh: "Hi, I'm Frank." "Hi, I'm Frank."
Berto: Which insect is always polite?
Rachel: The ladybug.
Jo: What is a frog's favorite drink?
Pete: Croaka-Cola.
Jeff: What do you call a grandfather clock?
Josh: And old timer.
Cat: Why didn't the little goat want to go to school?
Rachel: He was the smallest kid in his class.
Berto: (Fishing on a dock.) Where do tired fish sleep?
Max: (Also fishing.) In riverbeds.
Dragonelle: Why is the pig the most unuial animal in the world?
Psycho:: Because first you kill it, then you cure it.
Berto: Unable to think, unable to speak, yet tells the truth to all the world. What is it?
Cat: A perfect pair of scales.
Laura: What asks no questions, but requires many answers?
Josh: The doorbell. (also; the telephone.)
Berto: What has no head, no arms, no legs, and still has a tongue and a toe?
Max: A shoe.
Pete: How can five people divide five cookies so that each gets a cookie and yet one cookie remains on the plate?
Josh: The last person takes the plate with the cookie on it.
Cat: What goes clomp, clomp, clomp, swish -- clomp, clomp, clomp, swish?
Max: An elephant with one wet sneaker.
More to come! ^_^