Laura: (Sitting in doughnut shop.) When should a baker stop making doughnuts?
Josh: When he gets tired of the hole business.
Jo: You've heard of monkeys and donkeys. What is a zookey?
Pete: A key to the zoo.
Berto: In what place did the rooster crow when all the world heard him?
Max: In Noah's Ark.
Jo: Why did the jelly roll?
Josh: It saw the apple turn over.
Rachel: Although I dance at a ball, I am nothing at all/ What am I?
Jeff: A shadow.
Jo: (Hiking in the forest.) How far can you go into the woods?
Josh: As far as the center. Then you will be going out.
Berto (Fishing again.) How did Jonah feel when the whale swallowed him?
Max: (Also fishing.) Down at the mouth.
Jo: Why does lightning strike people?
Josh: Because it doesn't know how to conduct itself.
Pete: (At football game.) Why is a football stadium cold?
Josh: Because it has so many fans.
Laura: Whyis the sun like a good loaf of bread?
Josh: Because it is light when it rises.
Pete: Why couldn't the pony talk?
Max: He was a little horse.
Josh: What is the best way to double your money?
Jeff: Fold it.
Berto: What has every living person seen, but will never see again?
Rachel: Yesterday.
Dread: Why are fishermen and shepherds like beggers?
Dragonelle: Because they live by hook and by crook.
Laura: What goes up and down without touching the sky or the ground?
Josh: A pump handle.
Berto: What tool grows sharper with use?
Max: The tongue.
Rachel: What does an iron-clad vessel of war, with four inches of steel plating and all her guns on board, weigh, just before starting on a cruise?
Max: She weighs anchor.
Max: What part of a locomotive requires the most attention?
Cat: The "tender" part.
Pete: What runs all day but never runs away?
Josh: A clock.
Berto: How do you keep an elephant from going through the eye of a needle?
Max: Tie a knot in its tail.
Pete: Who goes to sleep with his shoes on?
Jo: A horse.
Jo: What would you color the sun and the wind?
Laura: The sun rose and the wind blue.
Josh: What is black inside, red outside, and has four corners?
Pete: A chimney.
Jo: What did the pig say when the farmer got him by the tail?
Pete: "This is the end of me."
Electrix: Do you know what kinds of skins make the best shoes?
Dragonelle: No. But I know that bananas make the best slippers.
Pete: Why was the shoe sad?
Josh: Because his mother was a sneaker and his father was a loafer.
More to come! ^_^