Laura: What is the right kind of timber for castles in the air?
Josh: Sun-beams.
Pete: What name besides Anna reads the same both ways?
Jo: Hannah.
Jo: What question is it to which you must answer Yes?
Josh: What does Y-E-S spell?
Rachel: What is it that works when it plays and plays when it works?
Jeff: A player piano.
Pete: What did the letter say to the stamp?
Josh: "Stick to me and we'll go places."
Jo: Why does a hummingbird hum?
Pete: Because he doesn't know the words.
Jo: What has eight legs, three heads, six eyes and two wings?
Josh: A man riding a horse and carrying a chicken.
Berto: Why is a crossword puzzle like a quarrel?
Cat: Because one word leads to another.
Laura: What roof covers the most noisy tenant?
Josh: The roof of the mouth.
Jo: What do ghosts ride at the amusement park?
Pete: The roller ghoster.
Chuck: What flies forever and rests never?
Max: The wind.
Josh: How can you divide ten potatoes equally among seven persons?
Pete: Mash them.
Max: What day of the year is a command to go forward?
Jeff: March 4th!
Max: Okay. Bye!
Berto: What trembles at each breath of air, yet can bear the heaviest burdens?
Max: Water.
Jo: A blind beggar had a brother and the brother died; the man who dies had no brother. What was the beggar?
Josh: A woman.
Jeff: What room can no one enter?
Cat: A mushroom.
Pete: What driver never gets arrested?
Josh: A screwdriver.
Dread: What is the difference between a deer fleeing from hunters and a tiny witch?
Pyscho: One is a hunted stag; the other is a stunted hag.
Berto: Why does the Statue of Liberty stand in New York harbor?
Max: Because it can't sit down.
Jo: What month has twenty-seven days?
Josh: All of them.
Berto: (feeding pigs at farm) Why did the farmer name his pig Ink?
Max: Because it kept running out of the pen.
Berto: (same pigs, same farm) When should any pig be able to write?
Max: When he has been turned into a pen.
Jeff: Why is coffee like an axe with a dull edge?
Rachel: Because each must be ground before it can be used.
Laura: What is higher than a house, yet seems smaller than a mouse?
Josh: A star in the sky.
Rachel: When are robes like water?
Cat: When they are flowing.
Jo: What did one candle say to another candle?
Pete: These birthdays burn me up.
Electrix: What is a bare-faced liar?
Dragonelle: One without whiskers.
Cat: Why is a coward like a leaky barrel?
Max: Because they both run.
Psycho: Why is a snake smart?
Bio-Constrictor: Becaussse you can't pull hisss leg.
Josh: What cannot run, though it has three feet?
Pete: A stool.
More to come! ^_^