This page in the joke book is going to be a little different. Have you heard of the Meet the Tate Family joke? Like Dic Tate who wants to run everything, or Poten Tate, who wants to be the big shot. Well, Meet the Steel Family! ^_^
Max Steel's Family Tree
- His twin sister, Maxi Steel. (That one's for Maxy Steel. Yes, there is a Maxisteel listed in Yahoo! It's a company that deals in steel stocks.)
- His immaculate uncle (or so the uncle thinks) Stainless Steel.
- His cousin of mixed races, Alloy Steel. (No offence. I honestly couldn't think of anything else for this one.)
- His car-loving uncle, Car bon Steel.
- His cousin that works in the freezer factory, Cold Steel.
- That cousin's brother that works for the electric company, Electrical Steel, and his twin sister --who works in a computer factory-- Silicon Electrical Steel.
- His aunt that works in an electronics store, Galvanized Steel.
- His cousin that owns a fabric factory, Sheet Steel.
Steel items that Max owns:
- Steel Guitar
- Steel Drum
Steel terms I have yet to come up with jokes for. Any ideas?
- Hot-Rolled Steel
- Flat-Rolled Steel
The whole Tate Family joke can be found here:
The Negapage, on the Comic Relief page. Somewhere, there is a simular joke about the Van Gouh family. Like the constipated uncle, Gotta Gouh, or traveling cousin, Winnie-bay Gouh.
The Steel terms come from The Steel Glossary in the Learning Center of the American Iron and Steel Institute There are still more terms with the word "steel" in them that I haven't used. If you can come up with a joke that uses these terms that can go on this page, e-mail me, and I'll add them, with your name and --if you like-- your e-mail. Please state whether or not you want me to include an e-mail link with your name.
If you have any more Steel family members that you can think of, please e-mail me. Help Max with his family tree! ^_^
More to come! ^_^