"Does anyone here have a *clue* what science is?" converses Chichiri who was forced by Tamahome under orders from Miaka (yeah, right.) to teach science.
"Yes! It's the generalization of the Quatum Theory, Chemistry, Astronomy, Meteorolo..." Hiroyuki was
thrown out the window. He tumbled 50 stories, hit some boulders, went what seemed like 20 miles and stood up. Hiroyuki
(gasp!) had a broken leg. He set it, glared at Chichiri and took a nap on a patch of grass. A little girl aproached
him with a dog and a yellow flower...
"Umm... Mr. Mustache or whatever, you do notice by the end of this class there will be no students?"
quirred Duo.
"Who've I lost so far?" asked Mr. Mustache who was really, of course, Chichri; Mr. No DA!!!!!!!!!.
"Letsee, Hiroyuki, Lady Une, Mr. Treize Kushranada (OMG! YOU PRONOUNCED HIS NAME!) and... Me!" answered Duo.
"You're still here," dammanded the masked one.
"Not for long!" said Duo brightly. He ran out the door, only to crash into someone with a bushy mustache
a green harpcase and brown hair as normal as brown hair can get.
"Not this again!" babbled Chichiri and he kicked the unknown someone with a bushy mustache a green harpcase
and brown hair as normal as brown hair can get out the window. He tumbled 50 stories, crashed into boulders, and
died. He was none other than Austin Powers! No wait, it wasn't Austin Powers. It was none other than Allen Schedzar,
the lace wearing wuss! (You can tell by all my fics with him in it that I ree-lee hate this guy.) Duo ran out the
door.
Chichiri, in attempt of full-filling Miaka's wishes (acually Tamahome's), rambles through the text for something
on science: "Okay, it says here that chemistry is a mix thing of two or more chemicals so you can...."
He keeps muttering to himself.
"Mr. Chichiri, sir, I found some purple, green, blue, yellow, white, and red liquids in the cabinet,"
announced Gohan.
"Thank-you. Now let's see," declared Chichiri cheerily, "I'll mix the purple with the yellow and
I'll get..." The mixture exploded in his face, blackening his mask. "Ohh! I get brown! Looks like chocolate
sauce."
Trunks stared at his teacher nervously: "Don't drink it!" Too late. Chichiri drank the nomimasu intently.
"Hn. Nothing happened!" He spoke too soon. A second later, Chichiri started to grow small. He was turning
orange. He had a bushy yellowish-whitish tail and an overcoat of fur grew in. He had evovled into a flareon! "Flare!
Flare!" Chi--- I mean Flareon started to blow fire.
Ami took control: "Flareon, stop that, if you ignite the sodium bicarbon then..." Flareon (gasp!) ignited
the sodium bicarbon.
"Okay, due to the fact that the University of Tokyo is under 'minor' repairs, everybody is now being homeschooled by Jesse and James!" I say to all of you. Everyone traveled to the Poké-world (gasp!).
"Welcome to science. Anyone that has a Pikachu, please deposit it in this machine. Thank-you," said Jesse.
Little did the class know, at that very moment, Team Rocket (Jesse and James), started scheming a perfect plan
to capture Chichiri! Little did Team Rocket know, the entire class (which consisted of no Pikachus) started scheming
a perfect plan to get Ami as their teacher.
"Do you say we transform?" Amira asked in attempt to stop the schemingness of team rocket.
"Yes, we should." replied Michelle and Ami, simultaneously, I might add.
I just had a wacky idea. Click HERE to hear transformation music for Amira and Michelle. Little did the class and Team Rocket know, Amira, Michelle, and Ami were acually part of the Bishoujo Senshi of the Moon Kindom!
The three transformed, causing all the scouts to run in, looking for trouble. Jesse and James gave it to them: "Prepare for trouble!" shouted Jesse, excitedly.
"And make it double," ordered James.
"To teach the world about science is joy!" declared Jesse.
"To eat all food with sauce that is soy!" rymed James.
"To denounce the evils of the quantum theory!" said Jesse.
"To peal all onions so my eyes are teary!" dreamed James.
"Jesse!" yelled Jesse.
"James" munched James.
"Team Rocket teaches at the speed of light!" informed Jesse.
"Surrender now or prepare to cook all the--- ITAI!" screamed James. "Jesse, what did you do that
for?"
"Food, food, FOOD! Why is it that whenever we make up a song you have to include food? You screwed up my close
up!" panicked Jesse.
"Jesse, I'm hungry!" whined James.
"NEPTUNE DEEP SUBMURGE!" yelled Michelle, which was now, Sailor Neptune of the Bishoujo Senshi of the
Moon Kingdom! Team Rocket was engulfed in water.
"URANUS WORLD SHAKING!" yelled Amira. An earthquake occured right under Jesse and James.
The scouts each fired of various attacks. "MARS FIRE SURROUND!"
"JUPITER THUNDER SMASH (or something like that)!"
"PLUTO DEADLY SCREAM!"
"MERCURY WATER ILLUSION (or something like that)!"
"VENUS LOVE CHAIN AND CIRCLE---" started Sailor Venus.
Ami blocked out her voice. "You guys! What have we been doing?! This is supposed to be science! We didn't
learn a thing!"
The class shook their heads in disagreement. Myumi stood up: "We learned something. Burning sodium whatever
it was causes large explosions and mixing purple and yellow liqiud forms a mix that can creat Flareons."
"True but..." Ami was lost for words. They DID learn something. (GASPS!) "Ah! Well. Come on scouts.
Let's go back to Crystal Tokyo. The class, due to shortmentof students, got transfers from all over the place.
Let me remind you that the remainders of the class were: Gohan, Trunks, Myumi, Zordike, Tori, Julian, and Madison.
"Hey wait a sec.!" hollored Zorndike, "I'm dead already so how can I be in the story?"
"Good point." I said. I kicked him out the window. He tumbled one story, hit a flower bed and died for
the second time. Now the class consisted of Gohan, Trunks, Myumi, Tori, Julian, and Madison. "Meat our new
students! They are Belldandy, Washuu, Hotohori, Tasuki, Trowa, Molly, Ash, Misty, and Van.
Van grumbled. "What am I doing here? He wondered out-loud. I mean, I don't ever live on Earth!? I've only
been to Earth once before! Trapped. TRAPPED in a room full of strangers and not even Wussy-boy Allen Schedzar (Gasp!
You pronounced his name!) here to bother!"
"Sugoi! Is that a Flareon?" exclaimed Ash. He opened his Pokédex to check.
"Flareon. A fire type pokémon. One of the five evolutions of eevee. The other four
are: Vaporeon, Jolteon, Eefi, and Blackie. It uses power flame attacks." said the little hand held
device Ash was holding.
"Awsome! I'm gonna catch it!" He ran out after the Flareon. Misty followed. Madison tried to tape it,
thinking it was a card. Now the class mates only had: Gohan, Trunks, Myumi, Tori, Julian, Belldandy, Washuu, Hotohori,
Tasuki, Molly, and Van.
"BRIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNNG!" Class was over. On the way to English, the whole class got lost. Which
was easy to do, especialy if the classroom was at the top of the North Tower at Hogwarts.