I was determined to push *something* into the mind of an anime. It is *not* working. To ensure that this class will work, my new teacher is none other than Noboyuki Masaki! (Tenchi's father)
"Welcome class. My name is Noboyuki Masaki but you can call me Noboyuki Masaki." said Noboyuki Masaki
who is also known as Noboyuki Masaki. JEEEEEEESSZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"Noboyuki Masaki, can I call you Taiichi instead?" yelled a prying person in the class.
"Absolutely not! I refuse to be named as a despicable *digimon* character! Okaru!" stormed
Noboyuki in rage. "Now, back to reality. I'd like each of you to write a story on YOUR role in the anime you
participate in."
After 30 minutes, the class had completed their stories. They were asked to read them out-loud. Mihoshi was first.
"My name is Mihoshi. I'm from the sereis Tench Muyo. (GASP ! SHE SPELLED TENCHI WRONG!) I work for the Galaxy
Police and my partner is Kiyone. I'm one of the many girls that live at the Masaki residence with Tenchi, Yosho
and Noboyuki." said Mihoshi the Galaxy Police officer who's partner is Kiyone and lives in the same household
as Mr. Masaki.
"My name is Nuriko. I have a confession. Noboyuki, I am your father. And further more, Hotohori is your mother
even thought Hotohori is a male. Strange, ne?" This was done by Nuriko. No, Nuriko is not all that psychiotic
but I am. HAH!
"My name is Shampoo. I have a confession to make. I broke it!" She starts sobbing. "I broke the
vase! It was all (sniffle) my fault! Please don't kill me! And I'm also from Ranma 1/2 WHAAAAAAAAAAA!" yelled
Shampoo.
"My name is Ranma and I have no clue what vase she is talking about. I have no conffesion. I have a conffesion.
I'm a boy that can turn into... into... A CHICKEN!" yelled Ranma. Wufei felt sympthetic about Ranma having
to turn into a girl. Girl's were chickens in *their* minds.
"My name is Wufei. Women are chickens. I like justice and I don't like chickens. Each woman has an inner streangth
that brings out there beauty... NANI?!?!? What am I saying?!?!?" Wufei stomped off looking very embarrased
and muttering about injustice.
"Hello, my name is Sasami. And if any of you say I have hair like sailor moon then Ryo-oh-ki will turn into
a giant robot and blast all of you to smitherinies. Any questions?" directed the all-mighty Sasami.
"Hn. Name's Hiami. I work on Blue 6 and once it started to sink because we hit an icebuergh. We renamed the
Subtanic." The entire class looked at him as if he were a lunatic. Well, he was. At least this class isn't
as chaotic as the former one!
"My name is Kia. I have a brother named Ryushi. Or maybe it was Robohead? Oh. I forget what his name was.
I'm from the series... Um...." Okaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay.
"Hello. My name is Achika. Noboyuki, how come you never talk to me anymore?!?!?!?!?!" she whined.
"Um... I just spoke with you on the phone yesterday."
"I know! That was 24 hours ago!?!?" said Achika. "Help me! Kain's back!"
"Okay, this is Zero reporting: Kain destroyed the school, returned all the characters to a series that
they don't belong in, and reeked havoc in the Digital World.