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The Great Anime God (I'll just refer to him as AG, okay?): Okay, time fer anuzzer day of work. ::grumble:: Who's first?
Lina Inverse: I'm am, sir.
AG: Lina Inverse. And what do you do, may I ask?
Lina: I.. I.. rid the world of evil so you may live happily. ::sweatdrop::
AG: You do?! Come right in! Who's next?
Ameilia: I am!
AG: What do you do fer a livin'?
Ameilia: I am the Hammer of Justice! Bound to gain Zell's love one day and justice for everybody in the world!
AG: You talk to much. Bye-bye!
Ameilia: Hey! You can't do this to me! Unfair!
AG: I said good-bye! ::pulls a little lever thingy and Ameilia falls through the floor:: NEXT!
Zeldagis: I feel so sorry for myself for having to put up with Ameilia's comments about my skin and...
AG: Oh my self! What you have to put up with, of course you may go in!
Zeldagis: Arigato Gomenasai!
/Inside the gates/
Lina: How did you do it Zell?
Zeldagis: Oh, If you complain about Ameilia....
/Back outside/
AG: Who is next?
Ash Ketchum: I AM!, OH GREAT ONE!
AG: What do you do?
Ash: I mak frends wite pokémon so that thay wil bee happee! i m alsooo lerning how 2 spel!
AG: Making friends and expiriencing the joy of learing! Wondeeful! You may procede!
Misty: Ash sure made it in easily.
Brock: I thought he knew how to spell.
Tracey: He does.
/Inside the great gates/
Ash: ::sweatdrop:: I hope AG doesn't get too mad at me for saying I didn't know how to spell...
/Outside/
AG: Are you a group?
Misty, Brock, and Tracey: Ah... Yes.
AG: Oh good! And what do you three do?
Misty: Well we...
Brock: go to...
Tracey: Pokémon Tech...
Misty: Which is a...
Brock: Scho---
AG: SCHOOL! ENTER STUDENTS!
/Inside/
Ash: How'd you get in?
Misty: Same way you did.
Ash: Sukoi.
/Outside/
AG: The next person on my list is... Van Slang do Funnel. No wait, Van Slanzar de Fanel, okay betta.
Van really long name...: Okay, I am on a quest to return this girl Hitomi back to her home where she will be happy
and...
AG: I implore you to come inside...
Van...:You do? ::shrugs:: Okay...
AG: Did I let him in a little too easily? Maybe... Yes. I think I will. Next is Merle.
Merle: Hiya dude!
Ag: Uh... ::pulls lever::
Merle: AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
/Hell/
Amielia: Hello! What's your name?
Merle: Lord Van :grumble:: Where's my Lord Van?
Amielia: Uh.. Okay. Hello Lord Van.
Merle: ::pulls a mallet out of hammerspace (invisible pocket where female anime characters pull out mallets and
fans of such items to whack other people with) and kills Ameilia with it::
/At the gates/
Ag: WHO IS NEXT?!?!?!?!?
Andriod 18: I AM!!!!!
ag:YOU SHOULD NEVER YELL AT THE GREAT ANIME GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!