Harry Potter and the Dark Lord's Duplicate
The Sixth and Final Installment of this Jolly Little Tale
Jigglypuff raised his wand at Harry.
"Abra Kadabra!" he shouted.
The crowd giggled, though still frozen with fear in their seats.
He tried it again, and a flood of puppies, kittens, and flowers poured from his wand. He tried once more, only this time bunnies and lollipops came out.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Jigglypuff shouted in agony, sinking to his bony knees.
Just then, police men sporting full riot gear burst in.
"Hey! It's the L.A.P.D." someone shouted.
"No, it's the Evil Twin Police," said Dumbledore knowingly, "They have come to take Lord Jigglypuff away."
"Lord Jigglypuff," said one of the cops, "You know what the sentence is for sentence is for escaping from Happyskaban, don't you?"
He trembled and began to scream frantically, "No! Not the girl scouts! ANYTHING but the girl scouts!"
"That's right, you disgrace to evil twins everywhere, you are hereby sentenced to an eternity surrounded by peppy girl scouts trying to sell you cookies."
The police hauled him away kicking and screaming.
Suddenly, an angelic figure descended from the starry sky over Great Hall.
"Bu-Buffy?" Pacey called out.
"Yes," said Buffy, "I have come to take you and Dawson back to the creek. You are needed there."
"Cool!" said Pacey.
"See, I told you she would be here!" said Dawson.
After lamenting the lost loves for a few moments, Mary Sue and Hermione realized their true loves…Nevile and Dean. Ron and Harry realized that they didn't need affection from females to survive…they needed butterbeer and lots of it.
Yay! I'm done! *throws parade* Don't worry, though, I'm already working on a sequel, "Harry Potter and the Invasion of the Capitalist Pigs."
The Sixth and Final Installment of this Jolly Little Tale
Jigglypuff raised his wand at Harry.
"Abra Kadabra!" he shouted.
The crowd giggled, though still frozen with fear in their seats.
He tried it again, and a flood of puppies, kittens, and flowers poured from his wand. He tried once more, only this time bunnies and lollipops came out.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Jigglypuff shouted in agony, sinking to his bony knees.
Just then, police men sporting full riot gear burst in.
"Hey! It's the L.A.P.D." someone shouted.
"No, it's the Evil Twin Police," said Dumbledore knowingly, "They have come to take Lord Jigglypuff away."
"Lord Jigglypuff," said one of the cops, "You know what the sentence is for sentence is for escaping from Happyskaban, don't you?"
He trembled and began to scream frantically, "No! Not the girl scouts! ANYTHING but the girl scouts!"
"That's right, you disgrace to evil twins everywhere, you are hereby sentenced to an eternity surrounded by peppy girl scouts trying to sell you cookies."
The police hauled him away kicking and screaming.
Suddenly, an angelic figure descended from the starry sky over Great Hall.
"Bu-Buffy?" Pacey called out.
"Yes," said Buffy, "I have come to take you and Dawson back to the creek. You are needed there."
"Cool!" said Pacey.
"See, I told you she would be here!" said Dawson.
After lamenting the lost loves for a few moments, Mary Sue and Hermione realized their true loves…Nevile and Dean. Ron and Harry realized that they didn't need affection from females to survive…they needed butterbeer and lots of it.
Yay! I'm done! *throws parade* Don't worry, though, I'm already working on a sequel, "Harry Potter and the Invasion of the Capitalist Pigs."