Batman: The Drunken Dark Knight Part II
"Holy freholes Batman! It's talk show host siblings Donnie and Marie Osmond!!" Robin blatantly pointed out to Batman.
"I see. Well, Donnie and Marie, I...ugh...ph-phe-pheet!" shouted Batman as he threw up onto the ground.
Donnie Osmond smiled. "Nice try, Batman. But our secret weapon will kill you in cold blood!" he acknowledged with a cheerful smile only he and that jokey guy could successfully pull off. "Also, I'll destroy that panty wearin' sidekick of yours! Then we'll all have a nice hug!!"
Batman and Robin screamed in unison. "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!"
Marie pressed a few of the buttons on her control pad and a huge...WALNUT lumbered in, over twenty feet tall! As Marie pressed another button a laser emerged from the top of the giant nut.
"Dammit Fobi! This is camel your fault!" shouted Batman in a drunken rage.
My fault? You're the drunk one! Asshole! Get a fuckin' hold of yourself!!" shouted Robin in protest.
"Why gahtdhskhdkjkshfdkd!" said Batman in a low, stuttered voice.
"Get out your gun!"
"Say the what now?"
"Never mind!" yelled Robin as he charged toward the nut. The nut shot out a thin yellow stream at Robin, disintegrating the boney boy wonder. The Osmonds hugged.
"Fobi!! FOO-BIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!" shouted Batman in anguish after the death of his little horny friend.
Batman pulled out his batarang. He knew what he had to do. Looking into the walnuts sight, he abruptly turned and threw his batarang at Marie. Picking up the control pad, he blew up the robot which crushed Donnie under it's waste. Even indisposed, Batman can still save Gotham city.
"Holy freholes Batman! It's talk show host siblings Donnie and Marie Osmond!!" Robin blatantly pointed out to Batman.
"I see. Well, Donnie and Marie, I...ugh...ph-phe-pheet!" shouted Batman as he threw up onto the ground.
Donnie Osmond smiled. "Nice try, Batman. But our secret weapon will kill you in cold blood!" he acknowledged with a cheerful smile only he and that jokey guy could successfully pull off. "Also, I'll destroy that panty wearin' sidekick of yours! Then we'll all have a nice hug!!"
Batman and Robin screamed in unison. "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!"
Marie pressed a few of the buttons on her control pad and a huge...WALNUT lumbered in, over twenty feet tall! As Marie pressed another button a laser emerged from the top of the giant nut.
"Dammit Fobi! This is camel your fault!" shouted Batman in a drunken rage.
My fault? You're the drunk one! Asshole! Get a fuckin' hold of yourself!!" shouted Robin in protest.
"Why gahtdhskhdkjkshfdkd!" said Batman in a low, stuttered voice.
"Get out your gun!"
"Say the what now?"
"Never mind!" yelled Robin as he charged toward the nut. The nut shot out a thin yellow stream at Robin, disintegrating the boney boy wonder. The Osmonds hugged.
"Fobi!! FOO-BIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!" shouted Batman in anguish after the death of his little horny friend.
Batman pulled out his batarang. He knew what he had to do. Looking into the walnuts sight, he abruptly turned and threw his batarang at Marie. Picking up the control pad, he blew up the robot which crushed Donnie under it's waste. Even indisposed, Batman can still save Gotham city.