ICE CASTLES
CHAPTER TWO: ROADTRIP PART ONE
"I'm driving!"
"No way! I'm driving!"
"No, I am!"
"Um.... how about we draw toothpicks to see who's driving?"
"Okay, but is Duo is driving, then I'm walking."
"You don't mean that, do you, Wufei-san? Is my driving that bad?"
"Yeah. It sure is."
"Okay, I got the toothpicks! Each of us will draw."
"I don't think we should draw. You all should let me drive. After all, I know where the place is."
"I do to!"
"How do you know that?"
"'Cause I'm a fanfic author."
"Okay, it's settled! The fanfic author drives!"
"Na. Let Duo drive. This is supposed to be a humor fanfic."
"But the last time Duo drived, he tried to play kill the hitch-hiker!"
"The poor old guy almost died of a heart attack!"
"And he almost got ran over."
Laura took Heero's gun and pointed it at Duo. She then looked at everyone.
"Okay, Duo drives, or Duo dies!"
"Drive, drive! Please drive!"Duo whimpered, looking at Heero's gun.
"Okay, the baka can drive,"Wufei sighed. "I'm gonna regret this...."
Everyone piled in the mini van that mysteriously appeared. And, despite it's size on the outside, it was actually quite big on the inside. Duo sat in the driver's seat with Quatre in the passenger's seat, as a supervisor.
Duo pulled out of the driveway like any normal person would do. He then drove like any maniac would do. Everyone except Duo, Laura, Amber, and me screamed. Duo was laughing like a mainac on sugar.
"STOP THIS INJUSTICENESS!"Wufei screamed at him. "I SAID STOP! DO SOMETHING YOU BAKA FANFIC AUTHOR!"
"Oh, look,"Laura said. "A policeman is chasing after us."
"Duo, stop,"I said.
Duo looked at me as if I was crazy and said,"But what if I get a ticket?"
"JUST STOP THE censored VAN!"Wufei screamed.
Duo slammed on the brakes and the car stopped with a screech. The policecar also stopped and a male police officer went out of it and walked up to the window.
Duo rolled it down and said,"Um.... hi?"
"Do you know how fast you were going, Jeff Gordon?"the officer asked.
Duo looked at him questingly.
"Whose Jeff Gordon? Sorry, but my name is Duo Maxwell."
The officer rolled his eyes and started writing out a ticket. He gave it to Duo.
"WHAT THE censored?! TWO HUNDRED DOLLARS FOR GOING FIVE HUNDRED?!"
"Um, excuse me, Eric?"I bent over the Duo gone insane. "He's with me."
"Oh! Sorry, didn't see you, Kewl Shooting Star!"Eric said. "This a fanfic?"
"Yup."
"Humor I take it. Well, Mr. Maxwell, you're off,"Eric snatched the ticket and ripped it up. "Just make sure people don't get hurt because of this braided baka."
"Okay, Eric! Bye!"Laura, Amber,and I said at the same time.
Duo started driving the actual speed limit for a while. He was shaking from head to toe.
"Whose Eric?"Quatre asked.
"A police officer that went to school with us,"Laura asked.
"W- w- what ahould we have for lunch?"Duo asked.
"HAMBURGERS!"Amber said.
Hambugers suddenly appeared and everyone caught one. In .184 seconds, Duo had his done. Everyone stared at him.
"That's a record,"Laura announced.
"Let's see how many he can stuff in his face!"I said.
About twenty hambugers appeared in the air.
"W- what are you going to do with those?"Duo looked at the levitating food.
"Uh, I don't think you should do this,"Noin said.
"Aw, c'mon! This is a fanfic! What could go wrong?"Amber asked.
One hambuger flew into Duo's mouth before he could object. His face started to sweat a bit. He shook his head vigorously, his eyes wide in suprise.
Two.... three.... four.... five....
Duo's mouth looked biiiig!
"Wow, as small as his mouth is, there are five hambugers in it,"Laura said.
"It may appear small on the outside, but it's big on the inside,"Trowa said.
"Let's see what one more would do,"Noin said.
Duo's eyes got bigger and he started shaking his head more vigorously. The poor braided boy couldn't speak due to the overloading of meat and bread in his mouth. ^_^; Duo tried to swallow, but couldn't.
"Only one more, Duo,"Amber said. "C'mon, it'll only take a second!"
The hamburger levitated an inch towards Duo's mouth.
"Y'know, I just thought of something,"Noin said.
All heads turned towards Noin.
"What?"Quatre aked.
"Whose driving?"Noin asked.
Duo nearly choked. Quatre let out a shriek. Mine, Amber's, and Laura's eyes grew wide. Noin fainted. Trowa gasped. Heero said,"Hn." Wufei shrieked,"GET ME OUT OF THIS INJUSTICE VEHICLE!" Catherine closed her eyes.
A car full of Japanese nuns crashed into the van. The two vehicles exploded an hour later when everyone was out.
"I told you not to let Lindsey drive!"NunA shreiked.
"It wasn't my fault!"NunB said. "That braided baka with his mouth stuffed and a peice of meat between bread levitating by his mouth wasn't driving!"
"You could've drove out of the way,"NunC shouted.
Meanwhile, The G-boys and the other five were having their own arguments.
"I tried to tell you,"Noin said.
"Whatever,"Duo replied. "The five hamburgers popped out of his mouth in the rush of getting out of the van.
"Now how are we going to get to wherever we are going?"Wufei asked. "This is your fault, you three baka onnas!"
Quatre nudged Wufei. "Don't insult fanfic authors,"he whispered.
"I DON'T CARE! THOSE STUPID ONNAS CAN'T DO ANYTHING TO ME, ANYWAYS!"
Amber's eyes flared. Oh no.... this can't be good.... No, wait, never mind. It was the reflection of the blazing vehicles in her eyes. My mistake. ^_^;
"Wouldn't we really be in trouble if an OZ soldier attacked us?"Caatherine asked. All eyes turned towards her.
"Hey! I spotted the Gundam pilots!"An OZ soldiers shrieked as he chomped on his donut.
The OZ member then coughed, choked, and died. Now this is a warning to you all: Never eat and drive a Mobile Suit at the same time!
"Now what are we going to do?"Trowa asked.
"Can you make another van appear?"Quatre asked.
"Sorry, but we can't,"Laura said. "Because we made the last van explode, well, it goes on our perminent record. The Author's Society wouldn't let us use another vehicle for.... How long did it say in the rule book, Sarah(me)?"
"E heh heh.... Two months...."I replied.
"Oh.... great...."Wufei breathed.
"Hey, we can always hitch hike,"Duo said.
He went up to the side of the road, ignoring the insults the nuns were throwing at him. He then pointed the way a hitch hiker would do. Everyone watched with their fingers crossed.
Then, a truck speeded by, missing Duo by a centimeter. A head of an old popped out of a window and smiled.
"JERK!"Duo shouted. "WHAT THE HECK ARE YOU TRYING TO DO, KILL ME?!"
"I think that's what he was trying to do,"Quatre said. "That was the same guy you almost ran over the last time, remember?"
"Um.... oops?"
"WILL SOMEBODY HELP US?"Noin shouted out.
TO BE CONTINUED....
CHAPTER TWO: ROADTRIP PART ONE
"I'm driving!"
"No way! I'm driving!"
"No, I am!"
"Um.... how about we draw toothpicks to see who's driving?"
"Okay, but is Duo is driving, then I'm walking."
"You don't mean that, do you, Wufei-san? Is my driving that bad?"
"Yeah. It sure is."
"Okay, I got the toothpicks! Each of us will draw."
"I don't think we should draw. You all should let me drive. After all, I know where the place is."
"I do to!"
"How do you know that?"
"'Cause I'm a fanfic author."
"Okay, it's settled! The fanfic author drives!"
"Na. Let Duo drive. This is supposed to be a humor fanfic."
"But the last time Duo drived, he tried to play kill the hitch-hiker!"
"The poor old guy almost died of a heart attack!"
"And he almost got ran over."
Laura took Heero's gun and pointed it at Duo. She then looked at everyone.
"Okay, Duo drives, or Duo dies!"
"Drive, drive! Please drive!"Duo whimpered, looking at Heero's gun.
"Okay, the baka can drive,"Wufei sighed. "I'm gonna regret this...."
Everyone piled in the mini van that mysteriously appeared. And, despite it's size on the outside, it was actually quite big on the inside. Duo sat in the driver's seat with Quatre in the passenger's seat, as a supervisor.
Duo pulled out of the driveway like any normal person would do. He then drove like any maniac would do. Everyone except Duo, Laura, Amber, and me screamed. Duo was laughing like a mainac on sugar.
"STOP THIS INJUSTICENESS!"Wufei screamed at him. "I SAID STOP! DO SOMETHING YOU BAKA FANFIC AUTHOR!"
"Oh, look,"Laura said. "A policeman is chasing after us."
"Duo, stop,"I said.
Duo looked at me as if I was crazy and said,"But what if I get a ticket?"
"JUST STOP THE censored VAN!"Wufei screamed.
Duo slammed on the brakes and the car stopped with a screech. The policecar also stopped and a male police officer went out of it and walked up to the window.
Duo rolled it down and said,"Um.... hi?"
"Do you know how fast you were going, Jeff Gordon?"the officer asked.
Duo looked at him questingly.
"Whose Jeff Gordon? Sorry, but my name is Duo Maxwell."
The officer rolled his eyes and started writing out a ticket. He gave it to Duo.
"WHAT THE censored?! TWO HUNDRED DOLLARS FOR GOING FIVE HUNDRED?!"
"Um, excuse me, Eric?"I bent over the Duo gone insane. "He's with me."
"Oh! Sorry, didn't see you, Kewl Shooting Star!"Eric said. "This a fanfic?"
"Yup."
"Humor I take it. Well, Mr. Maxwell, you're off,"Eric snatched the ticket and ripped it up. "Just make sure people don't get hurt because of this braided baka."
"Okay, Eric! Bye!"Laura, Amber,and I said at the same time.
Duo started driving the actual speed limit for a while. He was shaking from head to toe.
"Whose Eric?"Quatre asked.
"A police officer that went to school with us,"Laura asked.
"W- w- what ahould we have for lunch?"Duo asked.
"HAMBURGERS!"Amber said.
Hambugers suddenly appeared and everyone caught one. In .184 seconds, Duo had his done. Everyone stared at him.
"That's a record,"Laura announced.
"Let's see how many he can stuff in his face!"I said.
About twenty hambugers appeared in the air.
"W- what are you going to do with those?"Duo looked at the levitating food.
"Uh, I don't think you should do this,"Noin said.
"Aw, c'mon! This is a fanfic! What could go wrong?"Amber asked.
One hambuger flew into Duo's mouth before he could object. His face started to sweat a bit. He shook his head vigorously, his eyes wide in suprise.
Two.... three.... four.... five....
Duo's mouth looked biiiig!
"Wow, as small as his mouth is, there are five hambugers in it,"Laura said.
"It may appear small on the outside, but it's big on the inside,"Trowa said.
"Let's see what one more would do,"Noin said.
Duo's eyes got bigger and he started shaking his head more vigorously. The poor braided boy couldn't speak due to the overloading of meat and bread in his mouth. ^_^; Duo tried to swallow, but couldn't.
"Only one more, Duo,"Amber said. "C'mon, it'll only take a second!"
The hamburger levitated an inch towards Duo's mouth.
"Y'know, I just thought of something,"Noin said.
All heads turned towards Noin.
"What?"Quatre aked.
"Whose driving?"Noin asked.
Duo nearly choked. Quatre let out a shriek. Mine, Amber's, and Laura's eyes grew wide. Noin fainted. Trowa gasped. Heero said,"Hn." Wufei shrieked,"GET ME OUT OF THIS INJUSTICE VEHICLE!" Catherine closed her eyes.
A car full of Japanese nuns crashed into the van. The two vehicles exploded an hour later when everyone was out.
"I told you not to let Lindsey drive!"NunA shreiked.
"It wasn't my fault!"NunB said. "That braided baka with his mouth stuffed and a peice of meat between bread levitating by his mouth wasn't driving!"
"You could've drove out of the way,"NunC shouted.
Meanwhile, The G-boys and the other five were having their own arguments.
"I tried to tell you,"Noin said.
"Whatever,"Duo replied. "The five hamburgers popped out of his mouth in the rush of getting out of the van.
"Now how are we going to get to wherever we are going?"Wufei asked. "This is your fault, you three baka onnas!"
Quatre nudged Wufei. "Don't insult fanfic authors,"he whispered.
"I DON'T CARE! THOSE STUPID ONNAS CAN'T DO ANYTHING TO ME, ANYWAYS!"
Amber's eyes flared. Oh no.... this can't be good.... No, wait, never mind. It was the reflection of the blazing vehicles in her eyes. My mistake. ^_^;
"Wouldn't we really be in trouble if an OZ soldier attacked us?"Caatherine asked. All eyes turned towards her.
"Hey! I spotted the Gundam pilots!"An OZ soldiers shrieked as he chomped on his donut.
The OZ member then coughed, choked, and died. Now this is a warning to you all: Never eat and drive a Mobile Suit at the same time!
"Now what are we going to do?"Trowa asked.
"Can you make another van appear?"Quatre asked.
"Sorry, but we can't,"Laura said. "Because we made the last van explode, well, it goes on our perminent record. The Author's Society wouldn't let us use another vehicle for.... How long did it say in the rule book, Sarah(me)?"
"E heh heh.... Two months...."I replied.
"Oh.... great...."Wufei breathed.
"Hey, we can always hitch hike,"Duo said.
He went up to the side of the road, ignoring the insults the nuns were throwing at him. He then pointed the way a hitch hiker would do. Everyone watched with their fingers crossed.
Then, a truck speeded by, missing Duo by a centimeter. A head of an old popped out of a window and smiled.
"JERK!"Duo shouted. "WHAT THE HECK ARE YOU TRYING TO DO, KILL ME?!"
"I think that's what he was trying to do,"Quatre said. "That was the same guy you almost ran over the last time, remember?"
"Um.... oops?"
"WILL SOMEBODY HELP US?"Noin shouted out.
TO BE CONTINUED....