ICE CASTLES
CHAPTER TWO: ROADTRIP PART TWO
WARNING: SPOILERS FOR FUTURE FANFIC!
"We went through all of this just because this- this- BAKA wanted to go on one little vacation to who knows where!"
"Calm down, Wufei,"Duo said. "It could be worse. It could be-"
"Don't say it!"Noin interrupted.
"Don't say what? You mean raining?"
Crash. Boom. Thunder rolled and it started raining. The three nuns started screaming. Me, Laura, and Amber zapped us up umbrellas.
"We should just stay calm,"Amber said. "It can't get worse than this."
"You don't know what worse is with Maxwell...."Wufei trailed off. "HEY! Why don't you try to hitch-hike again?"
"No way! I'm not taking the chance of that old guy and twenty-four other people running me over!"
Everyone was dampened in spirits. No, literally. All of our umbrellas flew away. Soaked, we all ran towards a tree and took cover under the branches.
Everyone then started staring at Heero.
"What?!"Heero asked. "Oh."
Heero turned off the Mission: Impossible music. Then everyone started looking at me. I turned off the Charle's Angels soundtrack. Everyone sighed.
"Mission incomplete.... How can I return home like this?!"Heero said.
"Thanks to that baka, we might never get home,"Wufei said.
"Hey, since that rain trick worked, I might be able to do something else,"Duo said.
"I really think you shouldn't try,"Trowa suggested. But Duo already started.
"It could be worse. It could be sunny."
Everyone waited in silence for a second. Then, lightning struck the tree they were by and it fell in the opposite directon. Everyone stared at it, wide-eyed.
"Remind me to kill you if we ever survive this,"Wufei muttered to Duo.
"Great, we are in the middle of no-wheres and it's almost.... almost.... great! Now my watch doesn't work!"Laura sighed.
"Now what?"Catherine asked.
Everyone was silent.
"Okay, let's sort everything out,"Quatre said. "We are in the middle of no-wheres. The fanfic author can't get a car. It is raining. We don't have our G- hey, by the way, where is our Gundams?"
"Um.... I sorta shipped them to where we would've been staying,"Duo admitted sheepishly. "So, we have no way to get to them unless we go to where-ever we are going."
"WHAT?!"Wufei shrieked. "YOU DID WHAT TO NATAKU! FELL THE WRATH OF CHANG WUFEI, YOU BAKA!"
Wufei started chasing Duo around the area.
"YOU BRAIDED BAKA! YOU WILL DIE, MAXWELL!"
Everyone watched the two, sweatdropping.
"Ah, oh well,"I said. "Maybe we'll get lucky."
Noin then tapped on the fallen tree.
"What was that for?"Amber asked.
"So we don't get bad luck,"Noin replied.
"Don't be so supersticious,"Trowa said.
"Hn."
"What are we going to do, now?"Catherine asked.
"Walk. Or we can get shovels and dig our way to the other side of Earth and take our vacation there."
"Very funny, KSS,"Trowa retorted.
Then, an idea snapped into that smart brain of Quatre's.
"I have an idea! Why don't we get one of your characters, KSS."
"I can get Cynthia and Gundam WaterTide!"I said.
Everyone stared at me.
"Um, I haven't started on that story, yet,"I said, going red. "But, I can still get Cynthia and her Gundam."
Then, a dark-blue Gundam appeared out of nowheres. A girl with a two-yard ponytail jumped from the hatch.
"What now?"She asked.
"We need a ride, Cynth,"Amber said. "You see, our van ran into a car of nuns."
"Should I give the nuns a ride?"
"Na. Let's leave them here. They'll figure a way to get where-ever they need to be."
"Okay. Everyone get in."
Everyone got in the hatch except Trowa and Wufei.
"NO! I am not going in a Gundaam piloted by a weak onna!"Wufei refused.
"C'mon, Wufei...."Trowa urged.
"N-O! NO!"
"That's it."
Trowa wacked Wufei on the head with his flute (Wufei: X_x) and dragged him into the Gundam. The Gundam then took off.
"Wow,"Duo said, looking at the controls. "This is much different from Deathsythe Hell. What does this buttton do?"
Duo pressed the button before Cynthia could stop him(psh. she didn't even try to stop him. you'll see why, soon.). Wufei, who woke up, was sitting on his seat one moment, and was flung into the air the next.
"EEEEEEEEEYAAAAAAAAA! UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNJUUUUUUUUUUUUUUSTIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICE!"
Everyone stared into the sky, speechless and looking like this: O_O' The Chinese boy fell out of the cloudy sky and landed with a large THUMP! back in his seat. He looks like this: *_*
"Oooooo! Look at the purty stars dancing around my head!"He said.
Duo slapped him hard in the face and Wufei snapped out of his world of dancing stars.
"INJUSTICE! HOW DARE YOU SLAP ME!"
"He's back...."Noin said.
"Unfortunatly,"Catherine added.
The ride was a bumpy one. The next moment, we saw fishes out of our window. Heero then started to freak out.
"Eep! Fishies! Save me, Duo!"Heero clunged on to Duo.
E heh heh.... yaoi.... sorry, couldn't help myself! ^_^;
"Don't worry, my love, I will protect you,"Duo said sarcasticlly. He then muttered to himself,"Baka fanfic author. I'm NOT gay."
"So, Duo, can you describe the place we will be staying at?"Noin asked.
"Yeah. It has five rooms, two beds in each room, a living room, a kitchen, and a basement."
"No restroom?"Catherine asked.
"There's an outhouse."
"Oh gawd...."Trowa said.
"Where's our luggage?"Duo asked. "I want to get out my cd player."
"IN THE BACK!"Cynthia shouted from where she was piloting.
A very loud noise rang in everyone's ears. They covered them with their hands while Duo covered them with earphones. Then, music blasted throughout the Gundam.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!"Everyone except Duo screamed.
"INJUSTICE! HOW LOUD DID YOU PUT THAT- THAT THING ON?"Wufei screamed.
"MAX LEVEL!"Duo screamed back. "AND DON'T TALK WHILE I'M LISTENING TO MUSIC!"
"Oh gawd...."
I hit Duo on the head with a pan. He got knocked out and Laura smashed his CD player. Everything was quiet again. Yeah, for only a second! The Gundam landed on the ground where our "vacation" spot is and Cynthia literally kicked evereyone out of it.
As she flew off, I could hear her shout,"BAKAS!"
Wufei sat up, shivered a bit, and turned around. Now, for the last few words said by Wufei in this chapter: "YOU BRAIDED BAKA!"
TO BE CONTINUED....
CHAPTER TWO: ROADTRIP PART TWO
WARNING: SPOILERS FOR FUTURE FANFIC!
"We went through all of this just because this- this- BAKA wanted to go on one little vacation to who knows where!"
"Calm down, Wufei,"Duo said. "It could be worse. It could be-"
"Don't say it!"Noin interrupted.
"Don't say what? You mean raining?"
Crash. Boom. Thunder rolled and it started raining. The three nuns started screaming. Me, Laura, and Amber zapped us up umbrellas.
"We should just stay calm,"Amber said. "It can't get worse than this."
"You don't know what worse is with Maxwell...."Wufei trailed off. "HEY! Why don't you try to hitch-hike again?"
"No way! I'm not taking the chance of that old guy and twenty-four other people running me over!"
Everyone was dampened in spirits. No, literally. All of our umbrellas flew away. Soaked, we all ran towards a tree and took cover under the branches.
Everyone then started staring at Heero.
"What?!"Heero asked. "Oh."
Heero turned off the Mission: Impossible music. Then everyone started looking at me. I turned off the Charle's Angels soundtrack. Everyone sighed.
"Mission incomplete.... How can I return home like this?!"Heero said.
"Thanks to that baka, we might never get home,"Wufei said.
"Hey, since that rain trick worked, I might be able to do something else,"Duo said.
"I really think you shouldn't try,"Trowa suggested. But Duo already started.
"It could be worse. It could be sunny."
Everyone waited in silence for a second. Then, lightning struck the tree they were by and it fell in the opposite directon. Everyone stared at it, wide-eyed.
"Remind me to kill you if we ever survive this,"Wufei muttered to Duo.
"Great, we are in the middle of no-wheres and it's almost.... almost.... great! Now my watch doesn't work!"Laura sighed.
"Now what?"Catherine asked.
Everyone was silent.
"Okay, let's sort everything out,"Quatre said. "We are in the middle of no-wheres. The fanfic author can't get a car. It is raining. We don't have our G- hey, by the way, where is our Gundams?"
"Um.... I sorta shipped them to where we would've been staying,"Duo admitted sheepishly. "So, we have no way to get to them unless we go to where-ever we are going."
"WHAT?!"Wufei shrieked. "YOU DID WHAT TO NATAKU! FELL THE WRATH OF CHANG WUFEI, YOU BAKA!"
Wufei started chasing Duo around the area.
"YOU BRAIDED BAKA! YOU WILL DIE, MAXWELL!"
Everyone watched the two, sweatdropping.
"Ah, oh well,"I said. "Maybe we'll get lucky."
Noin then tapped on the fallen tree.
"What was that for?"Amber asked.
"So we don't get bad luck,"Noin replied.
"Don't be so supersticious,"Trowa said.
"Hn."
"What are we going to do, now?"Catherine asked.
"Walk. Or we can get shovels and dig our way to the other side of Earth and take our vacation there."
"Very funny, KSS,"Trowa retorted.
Then, an idea snapped into that smart brain of Quatre's.
"I have an idea! Why don't we get one of your characters, KSS."
"I can get Cynthia and Gundam WaterTide!"I said.
Everyone stared at me.
"Um, I haven't started on that story, yet,"I said, going red. "But, I can still get Cynthia and her Gundam."
Then, a dark-blue Gundam appeared out of nowheres. A girl with a two-yard ponytail jumped from the hatch.
"What now?"She asked.
"We need a ride, Cynth,"Amber said. "You see, our van ran into a car of nuns."
"Should I give the nuns a ride?"
"Na. Let's leave them here. They'll figure a way to get where-ever they need to be."
"Okay. Everyone get in."
Everyone got in the hatch except Trowa and Wufei.
"NO! I am not going in a Gundaam piloted by a weak onna!"Wufei refused.
"C'mon, Wufei...."Trowa urged.
"N-O! NO!"
"That's it."
Trowa wacked Wufei on the head with his flute (Wufei: X_x) and dragged him into the Gundam. The Gundam then took off.
"Wow,"Duo said, looking at the controls. "This is much different from Deathsythe Hell. What does this buttton do?"
Duo pressed the button before Cynthia could stop him(psh. she didn't even try to stop him. you'll see why, soon.). Wufei, who woke up, was sitting on his seat one moment, and was flung into the air the next.
"EEEEEEEEEYAAAAAAAAA! UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNJUUUUUUUUUUUUUUSTIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICE!"
Everyone stared into the sky, speechless and looking like this: O_O' The Chinese boy fell out of the cloudy sky and landed with a large THUMP! back in his seat. He looks like this: *_*
"Oooooo! Look at the purty stars dancing around my head!"He said.
Duo slapped him hard in the face and Wufei snapped out of his world of dancing stars.
"INJUSTICE! HOW DARE YOU SLAP ME!"
"He's back...."Noin said.
"Unfortunatly,"Catherine added.
The ride was a bumpy one. The next moment, we saw fishes out of our window. Heero then started to freak out.
"Eep! Fishies! Save me, Duo!"Heero clunged on to Duo.
E heh heh.... yaoi.... sorry, couldn't help myself! ^_^;
"Don't worry, my love, I will protect you,"Duo said sarcasticlly. He then muttered to himself,"Baka fanfic author. I'm NOT gay."
"So, Duo, can you describe the place we will be staying at?"Noin asked.
"Yeah. It has five rooms, two beds in each room, a living room, a kitchen, and a basement."
"No restroom?"Catherine asked.
"There's an outhouse."
"Oh gawd...."Trowa said.
"Where's our luggage?"Duo asked. "I want to get out my cd player."
"IN THE BACK!"Cynthia shouted from where she was piloting.
A very loud noise rang in everyone's ears. They covered them with their hands while Duo covered them with earphones. Then, music blasted throughout the Gundam.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!"Everyone except Duo screamed.
"INJUSTICE! HOW LOUD DID YOU PUT THAT- THAT THING ON?"Wufei screamed.
"MAX LEVEL!"Duo screamed back. "AND DON'T TALK WHILE I'M LISTENING TO MUSIC!"
"Oh gawd...."
I hit Duo on the head with a pan. He got knocked out and Laura smashed his CD player. Everything was quiet again. Yeah, for only a second! The Gundam landed on the ground where our "vacation" spot is and Cynthia literally kicked evereyone out of it.
As she flew off, I could hear her shout,"BAKAS!"
Wufei sat up, shivered a bit, and turned around. Now, for the last few words said by Wufei in this chapter: "YOU BRAIDED BAKA!"
TO BE CONTINUED....