ICE CASTLES
CHAPTER FOUR: INNOCENSE FINALLY SNAPS PART ONE
"You- are- kidding- me,"Laura gasped.
E heh heh..... maybe I should describe the area....
We were in the middle of nowheres. The ground was ice instead of snow and the lake was frozen. There was also some hills. In the middle of the mess was a two-story house. Everyone looked at the place, all of them dumbstruck except for me and Duo.
"Oh no...."Heero said. "I packed tropical...."
"Good thing I brought sweaters,"Quatre muttered. "It's c- c- cold!"
"I'm never going to survive in this skirt,"Laura said.
Wufei turned to Duo, who was trapped underall of the luggage which Cynthia threw on him before flying away.
"YOU- LITTLE- BAKA!"Wufei blurted. "YOU BRAIDED SON-OF-A-B-"
"KEEP THIS RATED G FOR CRYING OUT LOUD!"Amber screeched.
"Well, let's settle in,"Duo said meekly.
All ten of us carried our luggage inside the house. We all dropped it in the living room.
"So, who's going to share rooms with who?"Quatre asked.
"Toothpicks!"Catherine answered.
Catherine held upp ten toothpicks. They were all the same color, but in the middle were bands of different colors. Two toothpicks per color.
Everyone gathered around Catherine and she closed her hand so the bands wouldn't show. Everyone picked a toothpick. Me and Quatre got purple, Wufei and Catherine got green, Trowa and Amber got blue, Heero and Duo got red, and Laura and Noin got yellow.
Wufei looked at me, Quatre, Heero, and Duo and said,"You four best not try anything. No noise, kay?"
A little halo went over my head. But a devil's tail was slightly visible. Then I snapped back to my normal self.
"I'm only a teenager!"I said. "Duh! Not until I'm married."
But Duo and Heero didn't say that. They never said that. Oh no.... I'm turning yaoi! The horror! Oh well. I need to do some yaoi/yuri. ^_^;
"I wish Zechs was here...."Noin sighed.
YA! NOIN AND ZECHS 4EVER!! ^_^;
So everyone settled in their rooms. And Duo was stuck unpacking eveyone's things and putting them in their place.
THE NEXT MORNING....
The next morning(did I already say that?), Duo seemed nervous about something. Everyone stared at him.
Finally, Catherine asked,"What's wrong, Duo?"
"I have these words stuck in my head."
"What's those words?"Noin asked.
"Pink Bismuth Liquid."
"Pink Bismuth Liquid?"Laura asked.
Then, Quatre entered the room, moaning.
"My stomach.... did anyone bring Pink Bismuth Liquid?!"
Everyone minus Quatre stared at Duo like this: O_O' Trowa looked this this: //_O' That face is so cute! *_\\ //_^ X_\\
"Won't you quit that, baka fanfic author?!"Wufei shreiked. "No one wants to see faces that looks like Barton!"
Catherine puched Wufei and he got knocked out.
"YOU BEST TAKE THAT BACK WHEN YOU WAKE UP!"Catherine shouted at him.
Trowa looked at Catherine like this: //.O
"That was a first,"Amber said. "Getting knocked-out by what he calls an onna.... wow."
"Y'know, Noin, this face //_^ looks like you,"Duo pointed out.
"That's because it looks like that face is smiling,"Noin said. "Trowa doesn't smile and he never has."
BAM!
Noin fell on the floor besides Wufei. Catherine rubbed her fists.
"If,"she growled,"anyone else has anything to say about Trowa, speak up!"
Silence. Crickets chirped in the background. Wait.... there aren't any crickets in northern Canada!
Everyone minus Quatre, Wufei, and Noin ran to the window. Penguins were sliding around outside, making cricket noises.
"I didn't know penguins sounded like crickets,"Duo stated.
"BAKA! They don't sound like crickets,"I pointed out. "There isn't any penguins in Canada, period!"
Everyone silenced again. Quatre moaned again. I went over to give him the medicine called Pink Bismuth Liquid. He layed on the couch and slept until....
"E HE HE! WHITE LITTLE BIRDIES FLOATING AROUND MY HEAD!"Quatre jumped off of the couch and started running around. "EEEEEEEEEE! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES! THE DUST BUNNIES ARE ATTACKING!"
Everyone stared at Quatre, sweatdropping.
'CHAPTER FOUR,'I wrote in my notebook. 'INNOCENSE FINALLY SNAPS.'
"What was in that medicine?!"Trowa shrieked.
I looked at the instructions on the bottle and gulped.
"It says WARNING: WHEN TOOK, THERE IS A 99.999999999 CHANCE THE PERSON CAN BECOME ISANE. USE PURPLE BISMUTH LIQUID TO WEAR OFF THE INSANENESS,"I read from the bottle. "Oh no.... Duo, let's see what's in that braid of yours."
Duo grabbed ahold of his braid and search inside it a bit. He finallly took out a bottle of Purple Bismuth Liquid, but it was....
"Empty?!"Heero shreiked.
"Sorry! It's just that one day, I had nausea and-"
They all heard something crash.
"Save the explanation,"I said shortly.
"Okay,"Duo said simply. He then started staring straight ahead of him. "SAVING EXPLANATION.... BEEP BEEP BEEP!.... EXPLANATION SAVED!"
Everyone stared at the braided American for a moment and went to see what Quatre did. They first went to Catherine and Wufei's room. Quatre was no wheres in sight, but on the floor was....
"NOOOOO!"Wufei screamed. "My- my- my clay model of my precious Nataku! THAT- THAT censored IS GOING TO PAY!"
Quatre popped in the room.
"Cash or credit card?"He asked.
Quattre disppeared yet again and Catherine then knocked-out Wufei yet again.
"KEEP THIS RATED G!"Everyone in the room minus Wufei and Quatre yelled.
Wufei was still on the ground when the rest left the room and splitted up to search for Quatre. Wufei was looking like this: X_x
Duo went to the living room and stopped when he heard his favorite commercial on television. It showed a doog holding a dog biscuit in it's mouth.
"Dog-Gone Bicuit are good to eat, they will make the perfect treat!"He sang along. "Chicken bone with milk-chocolate swiiiiiiiiiiiiiirl! They will never make you hurl!"
When the commercial ended, however much sanity he had was restored and he continued to search for the cute blonde gone insane. But he didn't get very far before getting ambushed my water balloons.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH! COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLD!"Duo screamed.
Cackling Zero-Mode style, Quatre jumped from behind the couch and went upstairs where me and Trowa was.
Trowa looked under the bed and I looked in the closet.
"He's not here,"Trowa sighed. He looked out the window where the penguins were, still chirping like crickets. "Weird...."
"He's not in there, either,"I said, closing the closet.
"WATCH OUT SARAH!"Trowa screamed.
Too late. When I turned around, I came face-to-face with a squirtgun. water blasted into my face, soaking my hair along with it. Quatre looked at me with that insane face he had when he was being controled by Zero.
"Quatre!"I shreiked while glomping him. "I didn't know you had it in ya!"
Quatre looked at me, confused. He then pushed himself away and ran down the hallway, screaming.
"Works every time,"I said.
Will Quatre ever become sane and his cute self again? Will we survive te wintery vacation? Will I ever write a sane fanfic?! Hey, where did that line come from?!
TO BE CONTINUED....
CHAPTER FOUR: INNOCENSE FINALLY SNAPS PART ONE
"You- are- kidding- me,"Laura gasped.
E heh heh..... maybe I should describe the area....
We were in the middle of nowheres. The ground was ice instead of snow and the lake was frozen. There was also some hills. In the middle of the mess was a two-story house. Everyone looked at the place, all of them dumbstruck except for me and Duo.
"Oh no...."Heero said. "I packed tropical...."
"Good thing I brought sweaters,"Quatre muttered. "It's c- c- cold!"
"I'm never going to survive in this skirt,"Laura said.
Wufei turned to Duo, who was trapped underall of the luggage which Cynthia threw on him before flying away.
"YOU- LITTLE- BAKA!"Wufei blurted. "YOU BRAIDED SON-OF-A-B-"
"KEEP THIS RATED G FOR CRYING OUT LOUD!"Amber screeched.
"Well, let's settle in,"Duo said meekly.
All ten of us carried our luggage inside the house. We all dropped it in the living room.
"So, who's going to share rooms with who?"Quatre asked.
"Toothpicks!"Catherine answered.
Catherine held upp ten toothpicks. They were all the same color, but in the middle were bands of different colors. Two toothpicks per color.
Everyone gathered around Catherine and she closed her hand so the bands wouldn't show. Everyone picked a toothpick. Me and Quatre got purple, Wufei and Catherine got green, Trowa and Amber got blue, Heero and Duo got red, and Laura and Noin got yellow.
Wufei looked at me, Quatre, Heero, and Duo and said,"You four best not try anything. No noise, kay?"
A little halo went over my head. But a devil's tail was slightly visible. Then I snapped back to my normal self.
"I'm only a teenager!"I said. "Duh! Not until I'm married."
But Duo and Heero didn't say that. They never said that. Oh no.... I'm turning yaoi! The horror! Oh well. I need to do some yaoi/yuri. ^_^;
"I wish Zechs was here...."Noin sighed.
YA! NOIN AND ZECHS 4EVER!! ^_^;
So everyone settled in their rooms. And Duo was stuck unpacking eveyone's things and putting them in their place.
THE NEXT MORNING....
The next morning(did I already say that?), Duo seemed nervous about something. Everyone stared at him.
Finally, Catherine asked,"What's wrong, Duo?"
"I have these words stuck in my head."
"What's those words?"Noin asked.
"Pink Bismuth Liquid."
"Pink Bismuth Liquid?"Laura asked.
Then, Quatre entered the room, moaning.
"My stomach.... did anyone bring Pink Bismuth Liquid?!"
Everyone minus Quatre stared at Duo like this: O_O' Trowa looked this this: //_O' That face is so cute! *_\\ //_^ X_\\
"Won't you quit that, baka fanfic author?!"Wufei shreiked. "No one wants to see faces that looks like Barton!"
Catherine puched Wufei and he got knocked out.
"YOU BEST TAKE THAT BACK WHEN YOU WAKE UP!"Catherine shouted at him.
Trowa looked at Catherine like this: //.O
"That was a first,"Amber said. "Getting knocked-out by what he calls an onna.... wow."
"Y'know, Noin, this face //_^ looks like you,"Duo pointed out.
"That's because it looks like that face is smiling,"Noin said. "Trowa doesn't smile and he never has."
BAM!
Noin fell on the floor besides Wufei. Catherine rubbed her fists.
"If,"she growled,"anyone else has anything to say about Trowa, speak up!"
Silence. Crickets chirped in the background. Wait.... there aren't any crickets in northern Canada!
Everyone minus Quatre, Wufei, and Noin ran to the window. Penguins were sliding around outside, making cricket noises.
"I didn't know penguins sounded like crickets,"Duo stated.
"BAKA! They don't sound like crickets,"I pointed out. "There isn't any penguins in Canada, period!"
Everyone silenced again. Quatre moaned again. I went over to give him the medicine called Pink Bismuth Liquid. He layed on the couch and slept until....
"E HE HE! WHITE LITTLE BIRDIES FLOATING AROUND MY HEAD!"Quatre jumped off of the couch and started running around. "EEEEEEEEEE! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES! THE DUST BUNNIES ARE ATTACKING!"
Everyone stared at Quatre, sweatdropping.
'CHAPTER FOUR,'I wrote in my notebook. 'INNOCENSE FINALLY SNAPS.'
"What was in that medicine?!"Trowa shrieked.
I looked at the instructions on the bottle and gulped.
"It says WARNING: WHEN TOOK, THERE IS A 99.999999999 CHANCE THE PERSON CAN BECOME ISANE. USE PURPLE BISMUTH LIQUID TO WEAR OFF THE INSANENESS,"I read from the bottle. "Oh no.... Duo, let's see what's in that braid of yours."
Duo grabbed ahold of his braid and search inside it a bit. He finallly took out a bottle of Purple Bismuth Liquid, but it was....
"Empty?!"Heero shreiked.
"Sorry! It's just that one day, I had nausea and-"
They all heard something crash.
"Save the explanation,"I said shortly.
"Okay,"Duo said simply. He then started staring straight ahead of him. "SAVING EXPLANATION.... BEEP BEEP BEEP!.... EXPLANATION SAVED!"
Everyone stared at the braided American for a moment and went to see what Quatre did. They first went to Catherine and Wufei's room. Quatre was no wheres in sight, but on the floor was....
"NOOOOO!"Wufei screamed. "My- my- my clay model of my precious Nataku! THAT- THAT censored IS GOING TO PAY!"
Quatre popped in the room.
"Cash or credit card?"He asked.
Quattre disppeared yet again and Catherine then knocked-out Wufei yet again.
"KEEP THIS RATED G!"Everyone in the room minus Wufei and Quatre yelled.
Wufei was still on the ground when the rest left the room and splitted up to search for Quatre. Wufei was looking like this: X_x
Duo went to the living room and stopped when he heard his favorite commercial on television. It showed a doog holding a dog biscuit in it's mouth.
"Dog-Gone Bicuit are good to eat, they will make the perfect treat!"He sang along. "Chicken bone with milk-chocolate swiiiiiiiiiiiiiirl! They will never make you hurl!"
When the commercial ended, however much sanity he had was restored and he continued to search for the cute blonde gone insane. But he didn't get very far before getting ambushed my water balloons.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH! COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLD!"Duo screamed.
Cackling Zero-Mode style, Quatre jumped from behind the couch and went upstairs where me and Trowa was.
Trowa looked under the bed and I looked in the closet.
"He's not here,"Trowa sighed. He looked out the window where the penguins were, still chirping like crickets. "Weird...."
"He's not in there, either,"I said, closing the closet.
"WATCH OUT SARAH!"Trowa screamed.
Too late. When I turned around, I came face-to-face with a squirtgun. water blasted into my face, soaking my hair along with it. Quatre looked at me with that insane face he had when he was being controled by Zero.
"Quatre!"I shreiked while glomping him. "I didn't know you had it in ya!"
Quatre looked at me, confused. He then pushed himself away and ran down the hallway, screaming.
"Works every time,"I said.
Will Quatre ever become sane and his cute self again? Will we survive te wintery vacation? Will I ever write a sane fanfic?! Hey, where did that line come from?!
TO BE CONTINUED....