ICE CASTLES
CHAPTER FIVE: INNOCENSE FINALLY SNAPS PART TWO
"He's not in here,"Duo whispered to Heero as he closed the kitchen cabinets.
"Maybe we should check the outhouse,"Heero suggested.
"I don't think Quatre would go in there, even in his state,"Duo said.
"I know. But I have to go...."
"Okay.... Sarah probably already caught Quatre already. You know how she is towards him."
Heero surned to exit the kitchen when he was confronted by Quatre in flashing pink, tan, and purple.
"Uh.... Nani?!"Heero shreiked.
"Gomen,"Quatre said, glomping Heero.
"HEY! Hands of!"Duo said, slapping Quatre's shoulder.
When Quatre wouldn't stop glomping Heero, Duo pushed him off.
"Heero-chan is mine!"Duo said. Yaoi. ^_^;
I then appeared and pushed Duo.
"Don't push my Quatre-san!"I said.
Duo got up and pinched my arm.
"YEOW! YOU BAKA!"I slapped him.
This continued on for a while. Quatre sat indian-style where he was and watched us, looking like this: ,,^_^,, .
His Zero-system style was fading. Fading fast. We kept on fighting until I heard someone crying. I turned around and saw Quatre in tears. Giving one final punch to Duo, I went over to see what's up.
"What's wrong, my little Q?"I asked.
Wufei, who just entered the room, fainted from hearing those words. Sensing Wufei behind me, I kicked one of my legs up behind me and heard someone fall to the floor. Smirking, I helped Quatre to his feet and glomped him.
Trowa then entered, saw us two, and fainted besides Wufei. The rest of the girls entered, trampling Wufei and narrowly missing Trowa. But I spared him. Wufei is the only one who must be tortured! MWAHAHA cough cough! Ugh. I hate it when I do that. The affect is now lost and will be lost forev-!
"SHUTUP YOU BAKA FANFIC AUTHOR!"Wufei screeched.
He got up from the floor and confronted Duo and Heero, who were kissing. He cleared his throat. The two looked at him like this: O_O'
"No gays allowed here,"Wufei said flatly.
Then, some guy appeared(??) and said,"As owner of this house, yaoi and yuri is allowed here. No excuses."
"Unjustice!"Wufei said as the guy disappeared.
The morning turned back to normal. Or, as normal it gets with five cute, kawaii boys and five girls in one two-story house. So, in other words, it wan't normal. Infact, you can say it was weird. Very weird.
Wouldn't you call a tv hooked up to a house that is in the middle of nowheres weird? I mean, c'mon! we're talking MILES from the nearest cable company! Also, penguins chirping like crickets in Canada wasn't exactly normal. But you already know about that. Another example is Duo acting.... sane.
Yes! Lady and Gentlemen, Duo was acting sane! Yeah right- for two seconds! He was soon bouncing off the walls literally and kept asking annoying questions.
"Heero? WIll you go to our bedroom with me? How many marshmellows are in Lucky Charms? What's in this pink bottle?!"
Everyone stared as he glugged down the remainings of the Pink Bismuth Liqiud. His eyes turned swirly (like this: ,,@_@,, ) and he ran towards me and.... glomped me. Quatre looked at him, wide-eyed. He then glared at him.
Then, grinning, I whispered something in Duo's ear. I'm not gonna tell you what I said. You'll see, soon. ^^;
Duo's eyes widened and he turned around and glomped Laura. Laura sent the death glare towards me much like Heero's.
"Hey! That's my love! And my death glare!"Heero shreiked. "I can sue you for that, you baka!"
Larau looked at Heero and said,"It's Sarah's fault that Duo is all over me like this!"
"....."Trowa said nothing, but watched us, amused.
I whispered something in Duo's ear and the next moment, he was glomping Trowa. Trowa looked at him in disgust. Then, I thougth of something and whispered it in Duo's ears. He grinned. Now, he was glomping Wufei.
"AAAAAAAAARGH! GAY BAKA!"Wufei screamed. He jumped out of the window which was fortunatly open.
"Who left the window open?"I asked.
Duo jumped up and kissed me. "I DID! E HE HE!"
Quatre slapped Duo. "YOU BAKA! HOW DARE YOU! I'LL KILL YOU FOR THAT ONE, MAXWELL! FACE THE WRATH OF QUATRE RABERBA WINNER!"
Rashid then poped in the room and said,"Heir of the Winners, great pilot, best cook-"
"Rashid!"Quatre shreiked, alarmed.
Rashid then disappeared. Everyone stared at where he was for a moment then returned to normal.... ah, silliness in this case.
Amber slapped Duo before Quatre could get to him. Duo slapped Amber back. They both kept at this until me and Laura seperated them. Then, Quatre and Duo started fighting. Everyone looked at Quatre, alarmed.
"That Pink Bismuth must still be in his system,"Noin stated.
Me and Laura pulled the two apart. Duo was trying to struggle free, Quatre no different.
"C'mon, Quatre,"I said. "Me, you, and Trowa are making breakfast."
"Okay."
"But, I never learned how to cook!"Trowa protested.
"There's a first time for everything,"Laura said, glomping Trowa. "I'll show you how to, Trowa-chan!"
Trowa looked at Laura with round eyes. //_O'
Everyone else minus Wufei was wrestling Duo into the armchair. When they finally got him down, Amber duck-taped him to it, feet, arms and all.
"STOP! STOP!S-"Duo screamed until Amber put duck tape over his mouth.
"What are we going to do when breakfast comes?"Catherine asked.
"If he's as sane as possible for him to be, we'll let him eat,"Noin said.
Heero looked at Duo with as much worry he could muster, which looked more like anger on his face. Duo stared at him with open eyes.
"Mph Mph Mph Mph Mph!"
Everyone except Heero left the room. Heero then did the worst thing a Gundam pilot could do: free DUo Maxwell a.k.a. Shinigami a.k.a. God of Death.
"Mission.... complete,"Heero said.
"E HE HE! FREE! FREE!"Duo jumped out the window.
Everyone, hearing DUo's freedom calls, ran into the living room. They looked from the empty chair to Heero and back to the empty chair.
"Heero!"Laura shreiked. "You just releases someone who drank Pink Bismuth Liquid! W- WHY?!"
"Uh.... oops?"
I sighed. "We'll just have to catch him. Be careful Laura, that boy's attached to you!"
"What?! But I thought you told him to glomp me!"Laura exclaimed.
"Nope. When he's sorta sane, he likes Heero. When he's insane, he likes you. Be careful!"
And so the hunt for the insane Duo Maxwell starts!
TO BE CONTINUED....
CHAPTER FIVE: INNOCENSE FINALLY SNAPS PART TWO
"He's not in here,"Duo whispered to Heero as he closed the kitchen cabinets.
"Maybe we should check the outhouse,"Heero suggested.
"I don't think Quatre would go in there, even in his state,"Duo said.
"I know. But I have to go...."
"Okay.... Sarah probably already caught Quatre already. You know how she is towards him."
Heero surned to exit the kitchen when he was confronted by Quatre in flashing pink, tan, and purple.
"Uh.... Nani?!"Heero shreiked.
"Gomen,"Quatre said, glomping Heero.
"HEY! Hands of!"Duo said, slapping Quatre's shoulder.
When Quatre wouldn't stop glomping Heero, Duo pushed him off.
"Heero-chan is mine!"Duo said. Yaoi. ^_^;
I then appeared and pushed Duo.
"Don't push my Quatre-san!"I said.
Duo got up and pinched my arm.
"YEOW! YOU BAKA!"I slapped him.
This continued on for a while. Quatre sat indian-style where he was and watched us, looking like this: ,,^_^,, .
His Zero-system style was fading. Fading fast. We kept on fighting until I heard someone crying. I turned around and saw Quatre in tears. Giving one final punch to Duo, I went over to see what's up.
"What's wrong, my little Q?"I asked.
Wufei, who just entered the room, fainted from hearing those words. Sensing Wufei behind me, I kicked one of my legs up behind me and heard someone fall to the floor. Smirking, I helped Quatre to his feet and glomped him.
Trowa then entered, saw us two, and fainted besides Wufei. The rest of the girls entered, trampling Wufei and narrowly missing Trowa. But I spared him. Wufei is the only one who must be tortured! MWAHAHA cough cough! Ugh. I hate it when I do that. The affect is now lost and will be lost forev-!
"SHUTUP YOU BAKA FANFIC AUTHOR!"Wufei screeched.
He got up from the floor and confronted Duo and Heero, who were kissing. He cleared his throat. The two looked at him like this: O_O'
"No gays allowed here,"Wufei said flatly.
Then, some guy appeared(??) and said,"As owner of this house, yaoi and yuri is allowed here. No excuses."
"Unjustice!"Wufei said as the guy disappeared.
The morning turned back to normal. Or, as normal it gets with five cute, kawaii boys and five girls in one two-story house. So, in other words, it wan't normal. Infact, you can say it was weird. Very weird.
Wouldn't you call a tv hooked up to a house that is in the middle of nowheres weird? I mean, c'mon! we're talking MILES from the nearest cable company! Also, penguins chirping like crickets in Canada wasn't exactly normal. But you already know about that. Another example is Duo acting.... sane.
Yes! Lady and Gentlemen, Duo was acting sane! Yeah right- for two seconds! He was soon bouncing off the walls literally and kept asking annoying questions.
"Heero? WIll you go to our bedroom with me? How many marshmellows are in Lucky Charms? What's in this pink bottle?!"
Everyone stared as he glugged down the remainings of the Pink Bismuth Liqiud. His eyes turned swirly (like this: ,,@_@,, ) and he ran towards me and.... glomped me. Quatre looked at him, wide-eyed. He then glared at him.
Then, grinning, I whispered something in Duo's ear. I'm not gonna tell you what I said. You'll see, soon. ^^;
Duo's eyes widened and he turned around and glomped Laura. Laura sent the death glare towards me much like Heero's.
"Hey! That's my love! And my death glare!"Heero shreiked. "I can sue you for that, you baka!"
Larau looked at Heero and said,"It's Sarah's fault that Duo is all over me like this!"
"....."Trowa said nothing, but watched us, amused.
I whispered something in Duo's ear and the next moment, he was glomping Trowa. Trowa looked at him in disgust. Then, I thougth of something and whispered it in Duo's ears. He grinned. Now, he was glomping Wufei.
"AAAAAAAAARGH! GAY BAKA!"Wufei screamed. He jumped out of the window which was fortunatly open.
"Who left the window open?"I asked.
Duo jumped up and kissed me. "I DID! E HE HE!"
Quatre slapped Duo. "YOU BAKA! HOW DARE YOU! I'LL KILL YOU FOR THAT ONE, MAXWELL! FACE THE WRATH OF QUATRE RABERBA WINNER!"
Rashid then poped in the room and said,"Heir of the Winners, great pilot, best cook-"
"Rashid!"Quatre shreiked, alarmed.
Rashid then disappeared. Everyone stared at where he was for a moment then returned to normal.... ah, silliness in this case.
Amber slapped Duo before Quatre could get to him. Duo slapped Amber back. They both kept at this until me and Laura seperated them. Then, Quatre and Duo started fighting. Everyone looked at Quatre, alarmed.
"That Pink Bismuth must still be in his system,"Noin stated.
Me and Laura pulled the two apart. Duo was trying to struggle free, Quatre no different.
"C'mon, Quatre,"I said. "Me, you, and Trowa are making breakfast."
"Okay."
"But, I never learned how to cook!"Trowa protested.
"There's a first time for everything,"Laura said, glomping Trowa. "I'll show you how to, Trowa-chan!"
Trowa looked at Laura with round eyes. //_O'
Everyone else minus Wufei was wrestling Duo into the armchair. When they finally got him down, Amber duck-taped him to it, feet, arms and all.
"STOP! STOP!S-"Duo screamed until Amber put duck tape over his mouth.
"What are we going to do when breakfast comes?"Catherine asked.
"If he's as sane as possible for him to be, we'll let him eat,"Noin said.
Heero looked at Duo with as much worry he could muster, which looked more like anger on his face. Duo stared at him with open eyes.
"Mph Mph Mph Mph Mph!"
Everyone except Heero left the room. Heero then did the worst thing a Gundam pilot could do: free DUo Maxwell a.k.a. Shinigami a.k.a. God of Death.
"Mission.... complete,"Heero said.
"E HE HE! FREE! FREE!"Duo jumped out the window.
Everyone, hearing DUo's freedom calls, ran into the living room. They looked from the empty chair to Heero and back to the empty chair.
"Heero!"Laura shreiked. "You just releases someone who drank Pink Bismuth Liquid! W- WHY?!"
"Uh.... oops?"
I sighed. "We'll just have to catch him. Be careful Laura, that boy's attached to you!"
"What?! But I thought you told him to glomp me!"Laura exclaimed.
"Nope. When he's sorta sane, he likes Heero. When he's insane, he likes you. Be careful!"
And so the hunt for the insane Duo Maxwell starts!
TO BE CONTINUED....