ICE CASTLES
CHAPTER SIX: WHEN THE DEVIL COMES KNOCKING AND GLOMPING
Everyone splitted up in search for the Pink Bismuth Liquid-hooked braided American boy a.k.a. Shinigami a.k.a. God of Death a.k.a. Duo Maxwell.
Me, Trowa, and Quatre grouped, Heero, Wufei, and Laura grouped, and Amber, Catherine, and Noin grouped.
Me, Trowa, and Quatre searched outside while the other six covered the first and second floor. First, let's talk about Amber, Catherine, and Noin's adventure on the second floor. ^^;
The three huntresses first searched Heero and Duo's room. No Duo, though. They sweatdropped at the high number of CDs Duo brought, though. Too bad the CD player was smashed by Laura....
"Y'know, I almost feel sorry for smashing his CD player. Almost."
"I can't stand loud mu- AAAAAAAAAARGH!"
Duo appeared outside of the room and closed the door behind them. They heard the click of a door locking.
"Oh Sh-"
"Keep this G, Catherine,"Laura interrrupted.
"Sorry."
"Locked in the room.... great. I hope the others will survive...."
Heero, Wufei, and Amber searched the first floor. First, they checked the kitchen. And.... well.... the first was the last. Duo knocked-out Wufei with a 2x4, grabbed pudding and a spoon, ran out of the kitchen, and locked the kitchen door.
Everyone sweatdropped at how fast this went. Laura then turned to the audience.
"Sarah really loves fanfics with Wufei-bashing in it, does she not?"
"DUO! GET US OUT!"Heero screamed, pounding on the door. "DUUUUUUUUUUOOOOOO!"
Laura turned towards Heero and said,"Now do you regret releasing him?"
"Oh yeah."
My group, me, Quatre, and Trowa, searched outside and around the house. It was pointless, really. There was no place the Bismuth-crazed boy could hide. I mean, we are out in the middle of nowheres in Canada. Just think about it.
But it was a good think were out there. Because Trowa just happened to spot a dot over the horizon that was gaining speed and heading straight towards us. I could've sworn I heard a female voice shout out,"HHHHEEEEEEEERRRRROOOOO!" Then the answer poped in my head. The Devil herself was coming. The Devil. A.k.a. Relena Darlien a.k.a. Relena Peacecraft a.k.a. former Queen of the World a.k.a. Major Pain.
"We.... really should tell the others,"Quatre said.
"Uh.... yeah. What the-?!"
Above our heads in the window, Laura and Catherine waving black shirts in the air and shouting.
"TELL DUO WE GIVE UP!"Amber shreiked.
"WHERE'S NOIN?!"Trowa yelled.
"SHE'S GONE INSANE!"Catherine yelled back.
Everyone could hear not-so-sane laughter from inside the room.
"Oh great,"Trowa muttered.
"RELENA IS COMING!"I shouted.
Total silence. Then came the shout again.
"HEEERRRRROOOOO! COME AND KILL ME!"
"Oh no...."Laura murmured. "WE CHANGGE OUR MIND! KEEP US LOCKED IN UNTIL MAJOR PAIN-IN-THE-A-"
"NO LANGUAGE!"Quatre yelled.
"SORRY! JUST KEEP US LOCKED UNTIL PEACECRAFT GOES AWAY!"
Noin then appeared in the window, looking like she just got done piloting the Zero system.
"ZECHS IS HERE?!"she asked hopefully.
"NO! THE OTHER PEACECRAFT!"Trowa shouted.
"Someone shoot me,"Noin murmured, melting away from veiw.
We ran into the house and saw Duo huddled in the corner.
"Relena.... no.... can't be.... Relena...."I heard him mutter. "Help.... not the devil.... HEERO! SAVE ME!"
Duo jumped up and went to unlock the kitchen door. He glomped Heero when he opened the door.
"Save me.... Relena.... coming...."
"How did he know?!"Quatre asked.
"Duo must've heard our shouts,"I said.
"Let's go unlock the door,"Trowa suggested.
"No. Let's leave them in there,"I said. "That would be doing them a favor."
"THAN LET ME IN WITH THEM!"Trowa ran up the stairs. There was a few screams followed by the slamming of a door and Trowa tumbled back down the stairs.
"SAAAAAAAAAAAVE ME, SOMEONE!"Trowa yelled.
He then saw Wufei who was still knock-out.
"WUFEI! THE ONNA IS ATTACKING!"
"AAAAAAARGH! SALLY IS BACK!"
I knocked-out Wufei with a 2x4.
"Baka. It's Relena."
There was a knock on the door. Everyone froze. The knock came again followed by a "HHHHHHEEEEEEEEEERRRRRROOOOOOOO!"
Heero whimpered and hide behind Duo. Outside, Relena kicked at the door and it fell down. Everyone looked at the broken door like this: O_O'
Relena ran in, pushed Duo aside, and glomped Heero.
"Heero! You didn't know how long I've waited for you to return to me!"Relena shreiked, squeezing him tighter.
"Omae O Korosu."
"Oh Heero! I love it when you say that."
"Ugh! She's immune!"Duo said in disgust. "That's it. No more Mr. Nice Pilot."
Duo pushed Relena. She fell on the counter, her hair in the exact right place. Heero flicked the switch that turned on the garbage disposal. Relena was sucked down the garbage disposal. Everyone sweatdropped.
"Congratulations. You finally killed Relena, Heero,"I said. "Heh. I thought she was invinsible, too."
Then, the horror, Relena appeared back in the doorway. Everyone screamed. The trio upstairs screamed. The chirping penguins (they're still here?!) screamed.
"She- she is in- in- invinsible!"Duo sputtered.
"In my fanfic she isn't!"I said.
I pulled out Heero's gun and shot at Heero. The witch died. I put back Heero's gun in that mysterious place where he stores his weapons.
Laura went upstairs and unlocked the door which held Noin, Amber, and Catherine. They all went downstairs and buried Relena's body.
"Sarah, you will probably go to jail for that,"Duo said.
"Na. Killing a character isn't an o- Oh no. Killing a character is an offense! Um, maybe I can turn her back to life-"
"NO!"Everyone screamed.
"Just kidding! Gosh...."
"So, what are we going to do, now?"Catherine asked.
"How about.... going back to our insaneness?"I suggested. "After all, this is supposed to be a humor fanfic."
"Oh....kay...."
"Hey, at least Duo ran out of Pink Bismuth Liquid,"Laura said.
"At least we survived Relena,"I said.
"It can't get worse,"Amber said.
We were very wrong.... very wrong.... and before I end this chapter, let me say this much to you: Never get you and your friends in this same situation. It is a killer. Well, I'll see you next fanfic.... cha!
TO BE CONTINUED....
CHAPTER SIX: WHEN THE DEVIL COMES KNOCKING AND GLOMPING
Everyone splitted up in search for the Pink Bismuth Liquid-hooked braided American boy a.k.a. Shinigami a.k.a. God of Death a.k.a. Duo Maxwell.
Me, Trowa, and Quatre grouped, Heero, Wufei, and Laura grouped, and Amber, Catherine, and Noin grouped.
Me, Trowa, and Quatre searched outside while the other six covered the first and second floor. First, let's talk about Amber, Catherine, and Noin's adventure on the second floor. ^^;
The three huntresses first searched Heero and Duo's room. No Duo, though. They sweatdropped at the high number of CDs Duo brought, though. Too bad the CD player was smashed by Laura....
"Y'know, I almost feel sorry for smashing his CD player. Almost."
"I can't stand loud mu- AAAAAAAAAARGH!"
Duo appeared outside of the room and closed the door behind them. They heard the click of a door locking.
"Oh Sh-"
"Keep this G, Catherine,"Laura interrrupted.
"Sorry."
"Locked in the room.... great. I hope the others will survive...."
Heero, Wufei, and Amber searched the first floor. First, they checked the kitchen. And.... well.... the first was the last. Duo knocked-out Wufei with a 2x4, grabbed pudding and a spoon, ran out of the kitchen, and locked the kitchen door.
Everyone sweatdropped at how fast this went. Laura then turned to the audience.
"Sarah really loves fanfics with Wufei-bashing in it, does she not?"
"DUO! GET US OUT!"Heero screamed, pounding on the door. "DUUUUUUUUUUOOOOOO!"
Laura turned towards Heero and said,"Now do you regret releasing him?"
"Oh yeah."
My group, me, Quatre, and Trowa, searched outside and around the house. It was pointless, really. There was no place the Bismuth-crazed boy could hide. I mean, we are out in the middle of nowheres in Canada. Just think about it.
But it was a good think were out there. Because Trowa just happened to spot a dot over the horizon that was gaining speed and heading straight towards us. I could've sworn I heard a female voice shout out,"HHHHEEEEEEEERRRRROOOOO!" Then the answer poped in my head. The Devil herself was coming. The Devil. A.k.a. Relena Darlien a.k.a. Relena Peacecraft a.k.a. former Queen of the World a.k.a. Major Pain.
"We.... really should tell the others,"Quatre said.
"Uh.... yeah. What the-?!"
Above our heads in the window, Laura and Catherine waving black shirts in the air and shouting.
"TELL DUO WE GIVE UP!"Amber shreiked.
"WHERE'S NOIN?!"Trowa yelled.
"SHE'S GONE INSANE!"Catherine yelled back.
Everyone could hear not-so-sane laughter from inside the room.
"Oh great,"Trowa muttered.
"RELENA IS COMING!"I shouted.
Total silence. Then came the shout again.
"HEEERRRRROOOOO! COME AND KILL ME!"
"Oh no...."Laura murmured. "WE CHANGGE OUR MIND! KEEP US LOCKED IN UNTIL MAJOR PAIN-IN-THE-A-"
"NO LANGUAGE!"Quatre yelled.
"SORRY! JUST KEEP US LOCKED UNTIL PEACECRAFT GOES AWAY!"
Noin then appeared in the window, looking like she just got done piloting the Zero system.
"ZECHS IS HERE?!"she asked hopefully.
"NO! THE OTHER PEACECRAFT!"Trowa shouted.
"Someone shoot me,"Noin murmured, melting away from veiw.
We ran into the house and saw Duo huddled in the corner.
"Relena.... no.... can't be.... Relena...."I heard him mutter. "Help.... not the devil.... HEERO! SAVE ME!"
Duo jumped up and went to unlock the kitchen door. He glomped Heero when he opened the door.
"Save me.... Relena.... coming...."
"How did he know?!"Quatre asked.
"Duo must've heard our shouts,"I said.
"Let's go unlock the door,"Trowa suggested.
"No. Let's leave them in there,"I said. "That would be doing them a favor."
"THAN LET ME IN WITH THEM!"Trowa ran up the stairs. There was a few screams followed by the slamming of a door and Trowa tumbled back down the stairs.
"SAAAAAAAAAAAVE ME, SOMEONE!"Trowa yelled.
He then saw Wufei who was still knock-out.
"WUFEI! THE ONNA IS ATTACKING!"
"AAAAAAARGH! SALLY IS BACK!"
I knocked-out Wufei with a 2x4.
"Baka. It's Relena."
There was a knock on the door. Everyone froze. The knock came again followed by a "HHHHHHEEEEEEEEEERRRRRROOOOOOOO!"
Heero whimpered and hide behind Duo. Outside, Relena kicked at the door and it fell down. Everyone looked at the broken door like this: O_O'
Relena ran in, pushed Duo aside, and glomped Heero.
"Heero! You didn't know how long I've waited for you to return to me!"Relena shreiked, squeezing him tighter.
"Omae O Korosu."
"Oh Heero! I love it when you say that."
"Ugh! She's immune!"Duo said in disgust. "That's it. No more Mr. Nice Pilot."
Duo pushed Relena. She fell on the counter, her hair in the exact right place. Heero flicked the switch that turned on the garbage disposal. Relena was sucked down the garbage disposal. Everyone sweatdropped.
"Congratulations. You finally killed Relena, Heero,"I said. "Heh. I thought she was invinsible, too."
Then, the horror, Relena appeared back in the doorway. Everyone screamed. The trio upstairs screamed. The chirping penguins (they're still here?!) screamed.
"She- she is in- in- invinsible!"Duo sputtered.
"In my fanfic she isn't!"I said.
I pulled out Heero's gun and shot at Heero. The witch died. I put back Heero's gun in that mysterious place where he stores his weapons.
Laura went upstairs and unlocked the door which held Noin, Amber, and Catherine. They all went downstairs and buried Relena's body.
"Sarah, you will probably go to jail for that,"Duo said.
"Na. Killing a character isn't an o- Oh no. Killing a character is an offense! Um, maybe I can turn her back to life-"
"NO!"Everyone screamed.
"Just kidding! Gosh...."
"So, what are we going to do, now?"Catherine asked.
"How about.... going back to our insaneness?"I suggested. "After all, this is supposed to be a humor fanfic."
"Oh....kay...."
"Hey, at least Duo ran out of Pink Bismuth Liquid,"Laura said.
"At least we survived Relena,"I said.
"It can't get worse,"Amber said.
We were very wrong.... very wrong.... and before I end this chapter, let me say this much to you: Never get you and your friends in this same situation. It is a killer. Well, I'll see you next fanfic.... cha!
TO BE CONTINUED....