Pretty Fly For A Fat Chick
(an interpolation of 'Pretty Fly For A White Guy' by Offspring)
Intro
Give it to me baby (ah ah, ah ah!)
Give it to me baby (ah ah, ah ah!)
Give it to me baby (ah ah, ah ah!)
And all the hotties say I'm pretty fly, for a fat chick!
Verse 1
Well, it's kind of hard just to get tuned up today,
Our subject isn't slim but she thinks it anyway
She may not have nice abs and she may not have style,
But everything she lacks, well she makes up in denial!
Chorus
So don't debate, a bouncer straight,
You know she always has some trouble getting laid.
She's gotta play the field, and keep it real,
For you no way, for you no way
So if you don't rate just don't regard her weight
At least that you know you can always go on Jenny Craig.
The world needs wannabes so hey, hey do that brand new thing
Verse 2
She needed low fat food; not any will suffice,
She didn't have Slim Fast so she bought some Healthy Choice.
Now cruising on her treadmill she sees hot dogs as she pass,
But if she tries to bite them, they'll fool her stupid ass!
Chorus
So don't debate, a bouncer straight,
You know she always has some trouble getting laid.
She's gotta play the field, and keep it real,
For you no way, for you no way
So if you don't rate just don't regard her weight
At least that you know you can always go on Jenny Craig.
The world needs wannabes so hey, hey do that brand new thing!
Verse 3
Well, she's getting liposuction yeah, she's getting it done
She asked for a smaller ass but just got smaller tits!
Friends say she's trying to hard and she's not quite fit
But in her own mind, she's, she's Nikki Taylor!
Mini Chorus
Give it to me baby (ah ah, ah ah!)
Give it to me baby (ah ah, ah ah!)
Give it to me baby (ah ah, ah ah!)
Uno Dos Tres Quattro Cinqo Cinqo Seize!
Chorus
So don't debate, a bouncer straight,
You know she always has some trouble getting laid.
She's gotta play the field, and keep it real,
For you no way, for you no way
So if you don't rate just don't regard her weight
At least that you know you can always go on Jenny Craig.
The world needs wannabes so, the world needs a wannabe so, let's get some more wannabes and hey, hey do that brand new thing!