Batman: The Drunken Dark Knight Returns III
Batman, still drunk(for you who didn't read the first two parts) drowzily made his way
through the narrow air duct.
"Damn! I knew that taco diet wouldn't help!" cursed the caped crusader as he
shoved off a vent cover and hopped down to the floor of a small broom closet.
"Now's my oppertunity. I'll sneak down the hall, beat up the Joker and his hot
associates, and save the eighteen hostages + Alex Trebek, that bastard."
Batman crept quickly and silently down the hallway, like a... uh... bat, only walking
quickly. Then he burped.
"What the hell was that?" said stupid henchman #1 as he rounded the corner.
Swinging his six-pack, he landed a staggering crunch into the henchman's glass jaw.
"Ahhhh!! My beer!!!" cried Batman as he fell to his knees. Two other henchmen
rounded the corner and spotted Batman. The drunken dark knight wobbled to his
feet. The henchmen screamed and charged. Reaching for the light switch, Batman
sent the full glare of tens of 60-watt bulbs into the stupid henchmens' eyes.
"AGGGHHH!!!!! Florescent poison!!" shouted the villains as they tumbled backwards
into the stairwell.
"Good job, Batman," said Batman as he patted himself on the back. Then he heard a
noise behind him. And who should he meet but the one person he'd never expect to
see there!
Who was it? Read chapter four to find out!!
Batman, still drunk(for you who didn't read the first two parts) drowzily made his way
through the narrow air duct.
"Damn! I knew that taco diet wouldn't help!" cursed the caped crusader as he
shoved off a vent cover and hopped down to the floor of a small broom closet.
"Now's my oppertunity. I'll sneak down the hall, beat up the Joker and his hot
associates, and save the eighteen hostages + Alex Trebek, that bastard."
Batman crept quickly and silently down the hallway, like a... uh... bat, only walking
quickly. Then he burped.
"What the hell was that?" said stupid henchman #1 as he rounded the corner.
Swinging his six-pack, he landed a staggering crunch into the henchman's glass jaw.
"Ahhhh!! My beer!!!" cried Batman as he fell to his knees. Two other henchmen
rounded the corner and spotted Batman. The drunken dark knight wobbled to his
feet. The henchmen screamed and charged. Reaching for the light switch, Batman
sent the full glare of tens of 60-watt bulbs into the stupid henchmens' eyes.
"AGGGHHH!!!!! Florescent poison!!" shouted the villains as they tumbled backwards
into the stairwell.
"Good job, Batman," said Batman as he patted himself on the back. Then he heard a
noise behind him. And who should he meet but the one person he'd never expect to
see there!
Who was it? Read chapter four to find out!!