Cerena: I did this. All of this dialogue is what I really said to my posters in a fit of hyperness. Oh, and this is the poster in the Versus Majora's Mask guide, the one where Link is sitting on Epona, smiling, and SkullKid is doing some sort of Chicken dance in front of the moon.
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Don't Listen To The Girl Who Talks To Her Posters
"Would you like some egg?" I see a dorky looking kind of girl staring at you. I can't move, but I know she's really talking to that annoying guy up in the moon. She's so rude.
"Oh. Forgot. You're a vegetarian. Would YOU Like Some egg?" She finally turns to me, holding her plate of a wierd sort of plasticky yellowish thing which I assume is Egg.
"Not hungry. Oh well." She returns to her eating. Or more like, she returns to her making a pile of Egg.
"I wonder what's in this thing..." She viciously pokes that Egg, and some of it flies off and hits Epona on the head.
"Sorry! So sorry, I didn't mean to cause an avalanche of Yellow Plastic... Are you alright, Dokoru?" She talks to that Imp in the moon. What about me?
I'M THE HERO, DAMMIT!
"Did you say something?" She looks at me, and suddenly, she doesn't seem to be dorky looking any more.
She looks like she wants to shred me to pieces.
"Would you like some... something? SAY SOMETHING FOR HEAVEN'S SAKE!!!" She flings her plate out the window (Yes, I actually did that. I got grounded for being crazy.) and starts to sort of prance around.
She gets REALLY close to Skull Kid, then starts to hit me.
What did I do?
"Don't look at me like that!" she plops down on her bed and stares at me with a funny expression.
Oh. My grinning.
What can I do?
It's my job to grin.
"It's scary!" I suppose she means my grinning. Deal with it!
She dissapears for a minute, and I hear a pitter-patter of feet on the stairs.
After five minutes of peace, she comes back with another plate of Yellow Plastic.
She stares at Skull Kid again for five minutes, then starts to speak.
"Would you like some egg?"
Here we go again...
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YES!! This is a true story! I actually did all of this! Please review! Oh, and by the way, this is a thank you story for Tsutae.
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Don't Listen To The Girl Who Talks To Her Posters
"Would you like some egg?" I see a dorky looking kind of girl staring at you. I can't move, but I know she's really talking to that annoying guy up in the moon. She's so rude.
"Oh. Forgot. You're a vegetarian. Would YOU Like Some egg?" She finally turns to me, holding her plate of a wierd sort of plasticky yellowish thing which I assume is Egg.
"Not hungry. Oh well." She returns to her eating. Or more like, she returns to her making a pile of Egg.
"I wonder what's in this thing..." She viciously pokes that Egg, and some of it flies off and hits Epona on the head.
"Sorry! So sorry, I didn't mean to cause an avalanche of Yellow Plastic... Are you alright, Dokoru?" She talks to that Imp in the moon. What about me?
I'M THE HERO, DAMMIT!
"Did you say something?" She looks at me, and suddenly, she doesn't seem to be dorky looking any more.
She looks like she wants to shred me to pieces.
"Would you like some... something? SAY SOMETHING FOR HEAVEN'S SAKE!!!" She flings her plate out the window (Yes, I actually did that. I got grounded for being crazy.) and starts to sort of prance around.
She gets REALLY close to Skull Kid, then starts to hit me.
What did I do?
"Don't look at me like that!" she plops down on her bed and stares at me with a funny expression.
Oh. My grinning.
What can I do?
It's my job to grin.
"It's scary!" I suppose she means my grinning. Deal with it!
She dissapears for a minute, and I hear a pitter-patter of feet on the stairs.
After five minutes of peace, she comes back with another plate of Yellow Plastic.
She stares at Skull Kid again for five minutes, then starts to speak.
"Would you like some egg?"
Here we go again...
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YES!! This is a true story! I actually did all of this! Please review! Oh, and by the way, this is a thank you story for Tsutae.