The Musical Forest
*~*~*~* Scene 1-The Merry Town *~*~*~*
Amelia: Wow!! Look Miss Lina!
Lina: Wow...that is a wonderful dress Amelia! How much?
Amelia: I dunno..
Gourry: Did you read the price tag?
Amelia: Oh..Yeah..(Reading) More than you have..
Lina: Okay..Let's go then!
Zel: ….Where?
Lina: ^_^ To the local diner! It's almost lunchtime!
Gourry: Goodie!
About an Hour Later…
Lina: Gourry!! You're hogging all the food on that plate!
Gourry: But Lina, It's the only plate I've managed to eat from!
Lina: Give it!
Gourry: ;_;
Gourry hands Lina the plate of chicken and starts staring at Amelia's food.
Gourry: Um...are you going to...
Amelia: It's yours, Mr. Gourry.
Gourry: Thanks! Gobble-smack-Munch!!
Zel: …….Why does this happen every time?
Zel sips his coffee and starts to the door.
Lina: Hold it right there, Zel! Come here! We have to discuss plans for today!
Zel: ……fine…
Zelgadis takes the seat next to Amelia.
Amelia: o_o; (thinking) Zelly-san is sitting next to me? Could this be a hint that he cares for me, but doesn't want Lina or Gourry to know? Maybe Zelgadis is just shy but I'm sure he will come around...
Lina: Amelia!!
Amelia snaps out of her lil' daydream.
Amelia: Huh?
Lina: You didn't hear a word we said did you?
Amelia: Umm..Of course I did. That sounds fine! ^_^;
Waiter: Excuse me!
Lina: What is it?
Waiter: Um..I don't know if I'd live to tell you this, but you are way over what you paid for the meal when you ordered dessert.
Lina: Oh! No problem! Gourry, give him the gold bag.
Gourry: What gold bag?
Lina: You...didn't…
Gourry: I guess I left it in the last town! Oops!
Lina: Grrrrr…..
Lina smacks Gourry upside the head.
Waiter: Listen, if you don't have the money...You will have to go wash dishes to make up your bill.
Lina: Sounds good...Gourry, Zel, Amelia...Bye!
Lina dashes out the door, but Amelia grabs her cape and is pulled out too. Don't ask me how.
Amelia: Waaaaah!!! Help!!
Waiter: Okay..That leaves you two..Get to work!!!!
Zel: …..I hate my life…
Waiter: That's "I hate my life SIR"!!!
*~*~*~* Scene 2-Into The Woods *~*~*~*
Amelia: Miss. Lina, have you gotten us lost again?
Lina: Umm.....I dunno..The forest all looks so…
Amelia: The same?
Lina: …….right...yeah..
Amelia: Wait look!!
Lina peers into the underbrush.
Lina: A sign. How original.
Amelia: True...but it will tell us where we are!
Amelia: (Reading) You are now lost.....well, that doesn't help!
Lina: YAAWWN...I've seen this before..
Amelia: Wait! There is more! (Reading) Try reading the next sign, that will help. This one doesn't…
Lina: See? At least there is truth behind it..
Amelia: Well...We have nothing else to do..So..Wanna find the next sign?
Lina: I'm game.
And so, Amelia and that Lina person traveled deeper into the woods.
Lina: Hold it!!
Uh oh..
Lina: ahem.. I'M THE STAR OF THIS SHOW SO DON'T PUT AMELIA BEFORE ME AND SHOW SOME RESPECT!!
Wow...grouchy...must be that time of the...crap..
Lina fries the Narrator with a Dragon Slave.
Lina: ^_^ nup. It's not!
Cheater...
*~*~*~* Scene 3-Back With The Guys *~*~*~*
Meanwhile...with the nicer people…
SMASH!!!!!!
Gourry: Oops! I broke another huge stack of dishes. That can't be good can it Zel?
Zel: …….just shut up…
Waiter: Uh oh! That adds like five thousand more to your debt.
Zel: They are dishes!! They can't be worth that much!!!
Waiter: Sentimental value. ^_^
Zel: Damn..
Waiter: That's "Damn SIR"!!
Xellos: Come on! Keep washing!
Zel: Where did you come from?
Xellos: That, is a secret! ^_^
SMASH!!!!!!
Gourry: Oops again! Heh heh….
*~*~*~* Scene 4-I Saw The Sign *~*~*~*
Amelia: Look!! The other sign!
Lina: Hoorah. I'm so happy.
Amelia: (reading) You are now in the Musical forest.
Lina: Huh?
Amelia: I don't get it either...eep!
Lina and Amelia finally look around. The trees are glowing and little music notes grow on them. Birds sing wonderfully and the wind blowing through the leaves makes a beautiful flute sound.
Lina: Okay! That's it! I'm going back to the town! This is a tad too stupid for me..I wonder if it was something in the food…
Amelia: (all starry eyed) Miss. Lina! The place is so beautiful!! It is here we can build a beautiful city of justice and conquer evil from this Forest of Justice!!
Amelia runs off into the notey forest.
Lina: o_o' Amelia!! Get back here!!
Lina follows…
Lina: Amelia!! Stop!!
Amelia: Okay…
She stops. How dramatic.
Lina: Amelia, I've been in this situation a million times..Watch! In three minutes of being in here we will be attacked by bandits.
Amelia: Yeah..You're probably right..Authors don't do anything creative anymore..
Random Author: Hey!! Shuttap!!
Lina: Where did you come from?
Random Author: I dunno...I kinda just appeared.
Amelia: …….right…
Heh heh heh…
Three minutes later...
Drunken Random Author: Hic! S-s-so, I meeean it's coool. Cooooool. COoOoOoOol!
Amelia: Miss Lina! Getting him drunk to tell us what's gonna happen is wrong.
Lina: True..but it's the only way to know what kinda fic this will be and find out about that freeky overvoice. Now, you were saying?
Drunken Random Author: Wel-hic!-l, you're gonna go p oof and it'll hit your head! Yeah.. An' then...it'll...it'll..
The drunken random guy passes out.
Lina: Damn.
Amelia: Guess you tried too hard Miss. Lina..
Suddenly a group of bandits jumps out of the trees!!!!
Lina: Ah. Help me. Why am I always right?
And then those freeky trees drop their musical notes, which float in the air and hit the bandits in the forehead, leaving a black note shaped mark.
Lina: I hate that voice…
Bandit 1: Ready everyone?
Bandit 2: Gooooooooo us!
Bandits: (singing) We're the dancing Fairies! Our leader's name is Stu!
Stu: hi.
Bandits: (still singing) Give us all your money, or we will kill you!
Lina: O-O'
Amelia: O-O'
Big spotlight on Bandit 1.
Bandit 1: (singing) Killing...and robbery...what's it all good
for? We have no choice of who we are or what we MUST DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
Cause…
Bandits: (singing) We're the dancing Fairies! Our leader's name is Stu!
Stu: hi.
Bandits: (singing) Give us all your money, or we will kill you!
Big spotlight on Bandit 2.
Bandit 2: (singing) I've seen the bandit before us, with harsh names like Dragon Fang! But that takes all the Glamour out of plundering and killing!!!!!! Soooooooooo Instead…….
Bandits: (singing) We're the dancing Fairies! Our leader's name is Stu!
Stu: hi.
Bandits: (singing) Give us all your money, or we will KILL
Bandit 1: We will Killllllllllllllllll
Bandit 2: We will killlllllllllllllllll
Bandit 3: (really high voice) We will Killllllllllll
Bandits: YOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stu: Bum!
The bandits all bow as those spotlights flash and roses fly.
Lina: 0_0;;;
Amelia: That was SOOO good!! Here!!
Amelia throws them a bag of gold and a necklace.
Lina: Hey! You had the gold bag!!!
Amelia: Um..I forgot...oops..
Unbeknownst to Amelia and Lina, those same magical notes took to the sky and covered the town and all the forest in their magic.
(Oh..the complete soundtrack is available on CD for $12 ^_~ BTW)