*~*~*~* Scene 5- The Plagued Town *~*~*~*
The notes flew around the town, flowing into buildings and smacking a black lil' note on everyone's forehead. A swarm of them was also heading for a diner...
Gourry: I'm tired of this..how many more do we have to wash?
Zel: Two. You've broken all the rest, Gourry...
Gourry: Oh that's right!
Waiter: I don't believe this..look, you are going to have to make up all these broken dishes somehow...
Xellos: I've got an idea how! ^_^
Waiter: Really? What?
Zel quickly covers Xellos's mouth.
Zel: Please...don't ask for his opinion...ever.
Waiter: Um...okay...
Gourry: Oops! I think I scrubbed this dish too hard...
Gourry holds up a dish with the middle missing.
Waiter: ...We are soo ruined...
Zel: Wait! I've got an idea! Gourry can stay here, me and Xellos will go find the others and get money that way!
Xellos: ^_^ Ooh...you're taking ME along, Zelly?
Zel: ...Um...If we left you here you'd just teleport to us again.
Xellos: ^_^ Of course.
Waiter: Um...okay...I guess that would work. Just be sure to hurry...I don't like having him around...
Gourry: Help!! There is water coming outta this pipe!!
Everyone sweatdrops.
Xellos: Come on, Zelly! We got to hit the road. ^_^
Zel and Waiter: ...I really don't like this...
Xellos and Zelgadis leave through the kitchen door into an alley, just as thousands of notes fly in the front.
Customers: AAAAAAACK!!! HELP!! SAVE ME!!!!! EEEPPPAA!!!
Xellos: ^_^ Wow...can Gourry ever make a ruckus!
Zel: Just. Shut. Up.
Xellos: Okay. ^_^ Anything for you, Zelly!
Zel: I hate you...
For some odd reason, the notes didn't go down that one alley that Xellos and Zel were in...
*~*~*~* Scene 6- The Soprano Cometh *~*~*~*
Amelia: EEEEEEE!!! They're gaining on me, Miss Lina!!
Lina looks over her shoulder at the swarm of notes chasing Amelia.
Lina: Amelia! Remind me to kill that overvoice when this is over!
Amelia: WAAAHH!! Help me!!
Amelia cried like the little girl she was.
Amelia: Hey! I thought you liked me!! ;_;
True..but there aren't enough actions happening...hmmmm...
Amelia: Remind me to help you, Miss Lina!!
Lina: ^_^ No problem, Amelia! Amelia?
Lina looked back just in time to see Amelia stumble on a tree root and fall flat on her face.
Lina: Amelia!!
Amelia lifts her head up to scream, then the black cloud of notes engulfs her.
Lina: Oh damn!! Amelia!!
No sound except for the crunching of twigs under Lina's running feet. Amelia passed out in fear.
Lina: Amelia!! I'm gonna find Zelgadis and Gourry! Don't go anywhere!!
Lina dashes off and the notes stop following her, tending to their fallen prey.
The swarm of notes whirl around Amelia, making a horrible buzzing noise before one smacks her in the forehead.
Amelia: AAAAAAHHH!!!! cough..cough..
A black note mark appears on her forehead.
Amelia: ^_^ (singing) And the star was booooorrrrrnnnn!!!!!
Lina: Ye Gods, those things are torturing poor Amelia...listen to her screeching...
*~*~*~* Scene 7- Jailhouse Rock *~*~*~*
Waiter: (singing) Annnddd.....Cut!
The waiter cuts a long piece of rope.
Waiter: (singing) And wrap it around and wrap it around and wrap it around and wrap!
Waiter strikes a horrible 50's surfing movie pose.
Waiter: (singing) And wrap! And wrap! And wrap? And wrap! Yeah yeah yeah!
Gourry: (singing) ohhhhh....Mister WAitttterr!!!! Please knock it off....
Gourry, BTW, is tied up in that wrap...er...rope the waiter cut.
Waiter: (singing) I do not see your problem, in fact I think I must tell...See...if you break another thing...
Gourry: (singing) JUUUUST go! GO! Let me BEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
Waiter: (singing) Okay! But I neeeed to doo something to stop you from breaking our things...
Waiter pushes the roped Gourry into a nearby cage and locks it.
Waiter: Arigato!
Gourry: (singing) Hey mister Waiter! I didn't eat enough to be locked uuuuup for it!
Gourry slumps into his cage.
Gourry: (singing) Liiinnaaa!!! Wheeere are you now?!?! I'm bored...and hungry...and I feel the need to sing...sigh...oh well.
Spotlight on cage.
Gourry: Hmph...me me me meeeeee!!! (sings) This old man, he played once, he played kit kat on his drum...with a kit kat pattie knack give the dog a bone!!! This old man came roollling home!
*~*~*~* Scene 8- The Reunion *~*~*~*
Zel and Xellos are running out of town, away from the notes...well...Zel is running, Xellos is on his back.
Zel: Xellos, are you sure your not behind this?!?
Xellos: Nope. ^_^
Zel: Nope you are or nope you're not?
Xellos: ^_^ Nope I'm not sure.
Zel: I hate you.
Xellos: ^_^ I'm sure you do.
At that moment, they just happen to run into Lina.
Lina: O_O;; Zel!! Slow do..
SMACK!!
Lina: wn......
Lina and Zel fall in a heap. The notes swarm them. Xellos disappeared before the crash.
Xellos: ^_^ Of course.
Three hours later...
Xellos: Zelly! Wakey wakey!
Zel: Huh?...Lina?...Is that you...?
Zel opens his eyes...and sees...Xellos's grinning face.
Zel: O_O' AAACK!!!
Zelgadis jumps up and spins around the bed, waking Lina up.
Zel: (singing) You! It's you! What do you want?
Xellos: ^_^ Singing? For me? You are so thoughtful, Zelly!
Lina: Huh?...Wha...happened?
Xellos: ^_^ You and Zel here ran into each other on the street.
Lina: (singing) I remember that but I'm wearing Zel's cloooothes! Why?
Xellos: ^_^ Why ask me?
Zel: (singing) Eep!! I do nooooooooott like this...
Zel is wearing Lina's usual outfit.
Lina and Zel: (singing) ARGH!!! Damn Mazoku!! You're gonna pay!!
Lina and Zel pound Xellos into the floor.
Xellos: ^_^ Ouchies.
Lina: (singing) Give me!! My clothes back!!
Zel: (singing) Give me mine first!
Lina: .....you first!
Zel: You.
Lina: You!!
Zel: You!!
Xellos: I'd hate to break up this love scene, but why are you guys singing?
Lina and Zelgadis exchange glances.
Both: (singing) We're singing?!?
Xellos: That's what the closed captioning says. ^_^
Lina: (singing) Hmm...think Lina think Lina thinkthink THINK!!
Zel: (singing) .........
Lina: O_o (singing) How the...??
Zel: (singing) Please don't ask me sweet Liiiinnnnnaaaaaaa!!!!!
Xellos: I wonder if it's those notes on your faces...
Lina: (singing) We can worry worry worry later!! We've gotta finda finda finda Ameeeelliaaaaa!!! AmeliAAAAAAAAAA!! And Gourry too!!
And so, the plot has been set. Tune in for the next four scenes. Coming
soon.