Note: I love the X-Men. I just decided to write this story because I thought it would be funny. Don't get offended by this or anything. It is just a joke! And, I know the X-Men are kind of out of character in this, so you don't have to tell me that in the review...if you post one. Also, all characters in this story belong to Marvel Comics.
X-Men Sopera 2
Highlights of Last Episode:
Meggan is pregnant because of Professor X. Monet admitted her love to Emma Frost. Jubilee admitted having
sex (yes, they had protection) with Banshee. Rogue unknownly was cheating on Gambit with Colossus. Rogue later
left Colossus for Gambit. Jean discovered that Cyclops was cheating on her with Storm. Wolverine made a move
for Jean. And, Psylocke is considering about leaving the mansion for a while...unless if someone stops her.
Chapter 1
"Psylocke, where are you going?" Nightcrawler teleported in front of Psylocke as she was about to head outside. "You know vhat time it is?"
"Yes, and I am leaving. This mansion is going crazy!" Psylocke said. "Meggan is cheating on my brother, which I can't believe. How am I going to explain to Brian that Meggan got pregnant while she was here?"
"Meggan? With who?" Nightcrawler couldn't believe what he had heard.
"Professor X."
"The Professor? Nein! I won't believe it," Nightcrawler said glancing up at Psylocke's breast.
"Kurt!" Psylocke slapped Nightcrawler across the face.
"Is it happening to you too? I'm leaving!" Psylocke yelled.
"So am I!" Jean came rushing down the stairs using her telekinetic powers to carry her suitcases. Both Psyocke and Jean left the mansion and headed into Psylocke's car. For a while, the two women were discussing about the mansion and Cyclops in the garage. Jean started to cry.
"How could he do this to me?"
"Jean, it will be okay," Psyocke said giving Jean a hug. Before they knew it, the two women were ducking behind the car seat...I think you can imagine what happens next.
Chapter 2
"Professor! Psyocke and Jean left because of the lack of control and respect in this place!" Nightcrawler said.
"Yes Kurt, and they made that choice. I guess they don't respect the fact that I'm actually going to be a father," Professor X smiled.
"Xavier! How can you smile? This is madness!"
"Really? Well, I must be going," Professor X used his wheel-chair to push himself away. Nightcrawler sat down on the couch thinking about his fellow teammates. Storm walked over to Nightcrawler and sat down beside him.
"Kurt, what's wrong?"
"Vhat's wrong? Jean and Psylocke both left, and everything around here is going crazy!"
"Well, that is Jean's fault for not excepting the fact the Cyclops loves me now," Storm said placing her hair behind her back.
"Vhat? Nein! I won't believe it!" Nightcrawler yelled.
"Kurt," Storm said softly touching his shoulder. "You don't have to get yourself so stressed out." Storm twinkled her eyes. Nightcrawler fell for it. Storm started to take off Nightcrawler's shirt. Nightcrawler allowed it.
"I am finally taking advantage of my beauty," Storm said.
"And you are using it well," Nightcrawler said breathing heavily.
"Yes, I know."
Chapter 3
"Betsy? You can't hide from me forever babycakes!" Angel said searching for Psylocke. He was looking in the garage. He turned on the light.
"Oh shit! I think I hear Warren," Psylocke whispered to Jean. Jean started to buckle her pants back on.
"Betsy? Oh, there you are! I guess you want to go for a midnight drive?" Angel said walking up to the car. He opened the car door and he took a few steps back.
"Jean? Betsy? What were you doing in there?" Angel yelled. "Wait, I don't even want to know!"
"Warren, come back!" Psylocke yelled. Emma Frost walked into the garage. Angel started to walk away, and when he saw Emma, he kissed her and left the garage. Psylocke frowned.
"This is all your fault Jean!"
"My fault? Why?" Jean asked.
"You made me feel sorry for you, and that is how it happened!" Psylocke shouted.
"What happened? Oh no! Not you two too! First Monet has second thoughts about love, and now you two? Ah!" Emma Frost ran out.
"Angel is hurt! I hate you!" Psylocke dug her psychic sword into Jean's body. Psylocke than got back in her car and drove off.
Chapter 4
"Storm? Nightcrawler?" Professor X asked. "I see Kurt is finally starting to catch on. How about we have it a three-way?"
Storm got off of Nightcrawler and smiled. Nightcrawler smiled back. Professor X used his wheel chair to bring him over to Nightcrawler and Storm. Nightcrawler and Storm helped the Professor onto the couch. Everything was getting crazier!
Chapter 5
Rogue sat down watching T.V. when Shadowcat walked in. Shadowcat sat next to Rogue.
"Wolverine is with Jean now..." Shadowcat said. She immediately started to cry and Rogue hugged her. Gambit walked in with his jaw wide open.
"Chere!"
"It's okay Gambit, I'm only comforting her," Rogue said.
"Oh, I thought you were...well, you know..."
"Remy!"
Chapter 6
Psylocke got out of her car and walked into church. She waited her turn to make her confessions. When she finally had the chance, she walked into a small room and sat behind a wall where the priest sat on the other side.
"This is my first confession," Psylocke said.
"Yes my child?" The priest asked.
"I was a thief and an assassin for many years. Actually, I really don't know. My mind is messed up. But now, I'm better, except for the fact that I cheated on my boyfriend and had sex with a woman."
"What?" the Priest stood up in shock. "Well, your sins are forgiven." The priest did
the normal reconciliation thing, and Psylocke left the church. She stood against her car crying, and then Angel
flew over her head.
TO BE CONTINUED
Behind the Scenes footage
"Psylocke, excellent!" the director of the show said. He walked over to Psylocke. "Now, how's about a little time for us?"
"Hey, Angel and I may be broken up in your little TV show act, but we aren't in real life!" Psylocke walked away, and the director of the show frowned.
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