Disclaimer: Hi again! as you can assume, i don't own Slayers..blah blah blah..But that's not what this is about! See..i borrowed a small part of this from a musical. if you can tell me what part, who sang it, and what musical it's from..You can win a cameo!! it's not money..but good enough right? i did change one little part of it..but that shouldn't affect anything jst remember to email me your answer!!..on with the show!!
*~*~*~* Scene 9-Gourry Gets Saved *~*~*~*
Zel: (singing) so you understand?
waiter: (singing) of course! of course! i understand of course!
Lina: (singing) Yay! soo..where is He?
Waiter: (singing) tooooobad...your still gonna hafta pay!
Xellos: (singing) Looook!!! i'm blending in!!
Lina and Zel pound him into the floor
Lina: (singing) eat that ya dumb fruitcaaake!!
Zel: (singing) loook.. mister Waaaaiter!! you gottta let him goooo!!
Waiter: (singing) WEEEEEE neeeeedddd the money first!!
Xellos: okay...how's this?
Xellos gives the man a big jeweled microphone
Waiter: (singing) YAHOOOO!!!!! That'll do!! that do soo well!!
Xellos: ^_^ of course it will.
meanwhile with Gourry..a whole room away
Gourry: (singing) Nooobody knoooooowwsss...the trouble i've seeeeen!! Noobody knoooowwss...my sssorroow...
Lina, Zelgadis and Xellos burst in
Lina: Gourry!!
Zel: (singing) We are here for you!
Xellos: (singing) Zelly is soooo goood at that! sing it man!
Xellos points at Zel. he stares. then punches Xellos
Zel: (singing) ddooooon't call me Zelly you $^%$^%#$%$^%$ fruitcake!!!!
gourry: (singing) ummm...can you leeeet me outt now?!?
Lina: (singing) oops! forget Sorry Gourry, Gourry!
Lina uses the key the waiter gave her and opens the cage
Lina: (singing) Come on!! Next up..Amelia!
Xellos: ^_^ your girlfriends gonna be saved Zelly.
Zel: (singing) take that back!!!
Gourry: (singing) hey! look! i misssed a dish!!
everyone sweatdrops.
Lina: (singing) okay!!! everrrrryone......OUT!
the foursome goes out the back door of the kitchen, in search of Amelia
Xellos: ^_^ we don't need Amelia if we already have a fourso...
Lina/Zel: (singing) Hentai!
Lina and Zel fireball and stomp Xellos flat and charred..
Gourry: (singing) we dooo too Xellos..the more the Merrier!!
Xellos: ^_^ see? i'm not the only one..
Zel: (singing) ...just Changeee the scenes...i don't like where this one issss going...
*~*~*~* Scene 10- What's up With Amelia? *~*~*~*
author's notes:
well..after the horrid ending of the last scene, we move to a quieter setting, one in which Amelia Wel tesla Saillune is. Amelia does some lovely acting in which she..
Amelia: don't give it away!
oh..right..well..on to Scene 10- what's up with Amelia?
Amelia: about time..this fic is like all the others..it's always Lina Lina Lina!!
Amelia Cries.
Amelia: so i'm alittle perky...big deal..
do you want a part or not? Start the Scene!
Amelia:(singing) Heelllloooo??
cricket. chirp. chirp.
Amelia: (singing) LIIIIINNNAAAA?!?!?!
Tree rustles.
Amelia: (singing) it's okay....i am fine...just a little scared..LinAAA!! this isn't a funnnny joke!!
Amelia wanders aimlessly through the forest...suddenly!!!!
Amelia: (singing) hmmmmm...Bandits!! woooow!! is thiiiss forest predictable orrrr what?!
sigh..yes..Bandits..^_^ but not just ANY old bandits!
Bandit 2: look! a traveler!
Stu hits a drum.
Bandits: (singing) Stoop!!
Amelia: (singing) Hello there people!! care to help me out?
Bandits: (singing) NOO! Cause...
big spotlight
Bandits: We're the Dancing Faires!!! our leader's name is Stu!
Stu: hi.
Bandits: (singing) Give us all your money!! or we will Kill you!!
Amelia: (singing) Hooold it!!
Stu: (singing) whhaaaat?
Amelia: (singing) I've already heeeard your song... i found it reallly good, but you Eviill and meean and soooooooo
Bandits: (singing) Andd soooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!
Stu: what?
Amelia:(singing) your Names are gonna be muuuud!!
Trees shake back and forth cause it's another major song part ^_~
Bandits: (singing) EV-IL! WE'RE SO EV-IL! EV-IL! WE'RE SO EV-IL!
Amelia: And in the name of Truth, Justice!! (singing) your bandits, low down dirty bandits! and I I AAAAAAAAAMMM the Ally of justice!!
Bandits: (singing) Ally!! alllly!!!
Amelia: (singing) it seems to me you must be stopped you horrid horrid people! i'll take you down with my wits feel the wrath of the hammer of Justice! Youuuu shall not stopp mee...for IIII know what I dooooo..in the naAAAme of All that's righteous..I SHALL PUNISH YOU!!!
Bandits: (singing) CAUSE WE'RE EV-IL! SO VERY EV-IL!
Amelia: (singing) Evil bad total meanies! you rob, plunder and murder! Kill, and oh so Steal...I pains me there is such..a blemish in This so pretty forest...
Stu: (singing) you very quick to judge us, for that i thing i shall say; Evil is a state of mind..it exists in all those NEAR!!
Bandit 1: (deep deep voice) Allll......Those....near....
Stu: (Singing) think to yourself Amelia! how are we so bad? We must live, We're like yourself..We need food and Love and care!!!..Just..imagine yourself in our shoes..the scum of earth we are..What would you do? Tell me..ANYTHING TOOOO LIVEEEE!!!!!!
Amelia: (singing) .....you have a point there Stuey!
Stu twitches
Amelia: (singing) i've known that Little fact..Evil is in most everyone..
everything stops...Amelia's mind drifts to Lina abandoning her here..Zel ignoring her..Gourry taking her food...
Amelia: (singing) Mother said be good..Father said be nice..that was always their advice so "be good Miss Amelia" "kind Miss Amelia"...grrrr....what's the good in being good if everyone is blind and your always left behind?!?! "nevermind Miss Amelia, Kind Miss Amelia" GOOD GOOD KIND GOOD GOOD NICE!! AAARGH!!
amelia slumps to the ground in a hopeless rage. the bandits sweatdrop.
Amelia: (singing) I've Got TOOOOOOOOO bring it.. toooooooo. Annnnnnnnnn. Ennnnnnnnnndddd.......
Stu: Bum!
this song is also on the CD..only $15 people! ^_^ j/k
*~*~*~* Scene 11- A Hunting We Will Go. *~*~*~*
and we are back with the other group. Zelgadis, Gourry, and Xellos are skipping along behind Lina, holding hands.
Zel: (singing) A hunting we will go!
Gourry: (singing) A hunting we will go!
Zel/Gourry/Xellos: Hi Ho the Dario! a hunting we will go!
Xellos: Lina stands alone!
Gourry: Lina Stands alone!
all three: Hi ho the dario! a hunting we will go!!!
lina whirls around.
Lina: (singing) STOOOP THAAAATT!!!!
Xellos: what did you say Lina? one more time? ^_^
Gourry breaks into laughter
Zel: (singing) oookaaay then!!!
Gourry: A hunting we will go!
Zel: a hunting we will go!
all three: hi ho the dario! a hunting we will go!
Xellos: Cause Lina lost Amelia!
Gourry: Cause Lina lost Amelia!
Zel: uh oh...
Gourry/Xellos: Hi ho the Dari..
Lina: (Singing) FIREBALL!! FLAME ARROW!! DIGGGER BOOOOLLLT!!!
Zel: (singing) gueesss we gottt too carried away guys...
Gourry and Xellos groan in reponse. a grilled lump on the forest trail.
Lina: (singing) I didn't want too leave her..i was scared..those Notes looked meeannn you see!
Xellos reappears behind Lina, without a stratch
Xellos: ^_^ poor Amelia..she is probably scared out of her little mind and soooo panicked..
Lina: (singing) Shuttap..it's not MY fault..anny of you guuuys woulda done the Saaammme thing!
Xellos: ^_^ i would have stayed with Amelia..all alone in the vast dark fores..
Zel: (singing) HEY!! keep your hentai mouuuthh SHUUUUUUT!!!
Xellos: ^_^ you too Zelly? boy..i'm on everyone's nerves today..
Gourry: uughh...i'm in pain..
Lina: (singign) hey!!! heee didn't sing!!
Xellos: wierd..pain usually makes people cry out..
Zel: (singing) The pain Mustaaa dooone somethinng something tooo that note on hiiiiiis head!!
Lina: (singing) i can figured. it all out later! We Have to fiiiiiiiinnnnd! Amelia!
and so..the group heads deeper into the woods..with Zelgadis carrying Gourry's wrecked body over his shoulder
*~*~*~* Scene 12- Bandit's In Da House *~*~*~*
Stu: (singing) arrrree...you SUUURE you wannna dooo this???
Amelia: (singing) yeEESS!!
Stu: (singing) gotcha! Okkkkayyy Boyss!!!
the bandits 1,2,3 and 4 all come out and drop a bunch of clothes and stuff in front of amelia
Stu: (singing) Youu cannn change in that room oover there! with Haste please Amelia Wiiiith haaaaaassste!!
Amelia grabs the stuff and runs into the room, quickly changing into the bandit outfit.
Stu: (singing) our days as thieves behind us..
Bandit 1: (singing) we're flipping a new leaf..
Bandit 2: (singing) it may be for the better..
Bandit 3: (singing) but should we really let her?
Bandit 4: (singing) before we were just rubbish..
Amelia bursts out, wearing a Black and silver version of her old outfit. the name "Dancing Faires" has been sewn on both sleeves and the bottom of her cape.
Amelia: (singing) but now we're allies of justice!!!
All: AAAALLLIESSS OF JUSTTTIIIICEEE!!!!
can this be? has Amelia really joined up with a gang of oddly named bandits? where are the rest of the group? will they make it alive throught the forest? why can they talk under extreme pain? isn't this annoying? why not stop reading it? will the singing affect Lina's magic? Stay tuned to find out!!