Note: I love the X-Men. I just decided to write this story because I thought it would be funny. Don't get offended by this or anything. It is just a joke! And, I know the X-Men are kind of out of character in this, so you don't have to tell me that in the review...if you post one. Also, all characters in this story belong to Marvel Comics.
X-Men Sopera 3
Highlights of Last Episode:
Psylocke decided to leave the X-Mansion due to the lack of respect and control of her fellow mutants. Jean
Grey decided to leave with her, and as they left, they got in a car. Before they knew it, they were on top of
eachother. While Jean and Psylocke were at it, Nightcrawler hated the whole idea of the madness at the X-Mansion.
He hated it all until Storm came along and flirted with him. After that, Professor X came over and decided to
join in Storm's and Nightcrawler's fun. Shadowcat right now is hurt by Wolverine not paying anymore attention
to her, and more attention to Jean. Angel discovered that Psylocke had been doing something with Jean. Meggan
is well pregnant, and Emma Frost is going crazy knowing that Monet has feelings for her.
Chapter 1
"Psylocke, I am sorry," Jean Grey said as she parked her car next to Psylocke who was standing outside of church.
"Don't give me, that-bitch!" Psylocke yelled.
"Betsy! We are on the property of-"
"I don't care! Angel is furious with me! I can feel it," Psylocke yelled.
"Well, it was your fault!"
"No it wasn't!" Psylocke attacked Jean and kicked her in the upper jaw. Jean took a few steps back in shock.
"I refuse to fight in front of a religious place!"
"Who cares, God made us this way! God made us mutants! You think I care if I fight in front of a church?" Psylocke punched Jean in the stomach.
"Well I do! God made us this way to value our powers. He loves us all. If we are going to fight-" Jean used her telekinetic powers to lift herself and Psylocke up. She brought them both to an empty park that was a few blocks away from the church. "Lets fight here!"
"Good, no one is here!" Psylocke shouted. She charged at Jean. Jean projected a force-field around herself with her thoughts. Psylocke's attack failed. Jean shot a mental bolt at Psylocke, and Psylocke fell.
"Had enough?"
"I've just begun!" Psylocke yelled creating a psychic sword. She stabbed Jean with it. Jean flew back. Above the two women was the X-Men mini-jet. The jet hovered over the park, and than it landed. Out of it came Cyclops. Cyclops ran to Jean and he held her in his arms. Jean was out cold.
"Don't worry pretty boy, Jean will be better soon," Psylocke said.
"Betsy? What have you done?!?!" Cyclops shouted shooting an optic blast at Psylocke. Psylocke flipped over the blast.
"You want to fight, too?" Psylocke asked. Cyclops set Jean on the grass and he stood in a fighting stance. Than, Professor X came out of the jet.
"This match will be decided as it should be," Professor X started to say. "In Mortal Kombat!" Than, the Mortal Kombat music started to play. Cyclops and Psylocke started looking around trying to see where the music was coming from. Eventually, Cyclops yelled, "forget the music! Let's fight!"
"Fine!" Psylocke screamed. Than, Cyclops woke up in his bed.
"What? It was all a dream?" Cyclops asked. Cyclops turned over to Jean and patted her on the shoulder. Jean didn't respond. Cyclops removed the sheets, and next to him was Jean with her arms around Psylocke!
"No! It is true!" Cyclops screamed. "Jean? What are you doing?!?"
Jean sat up on her bed. "Well, Angel is pissed at Psylocke. And, I realized I always have had bad luck with you. We never had a good marriage, and then you started to cheat on me. I decided to move on from men, and take a new approach."
"What?"
Psylocke put her arms around Jean. "Yes, and now we are in love!"
"NO!" Cyclops ran out of his bedroom. He bumped into Emma Frost who had a scared look in her eyes.
"Scott, help me! Monet? She came into my bedroom in the middle of the night! Hide me!" Emma yelled.
"What? Monet?" Cyclops asked. Than, a horrible scream came from Cyclops' bedroom. He ran to see what it was. He saw Psylocke biting Jean's...(if the word was added, this statement would be inappropriate for children under 13).
Chapter 2
THE NEXT MORNING:
"Jean, I heard about you and Psylocke last night," Wolverine said walking up to Jean who was reading her book on the balcony.
"Yes, I know. Logan, something came over me! I don't know what happened? I wish it would all end!" Jean cried.
"I can help," Wolverine said.
"But, I thought you were with Shadowcat?"
"That bitch can leave! I want you baby. You are too good for Cyclops," Wolverine said. Jean jumped in his arms.
"Oh, you do love me!"
"Yes Jean, baby!" Wolverine said. Morph walked outside onto the balcony and he couldn't believe what he saw.
"Wolverine? With Jean?" Morph asked. "Logan? I thought I was the one you loved!"
"Kid, no!" Wolverine said. Morph ran to the end of the balcony and jumped over the tiny fencing around it. He fell on the grass. Wolverine looked over the balcony.
"Morph!" Wolverine shouted.
"Oh my God!" Jean said. Jean flew down to the ground and Wolverine flipped off the balcony to Morph. Morph eye's were hazy, Wolverine picked Morph up.
"...I...loved...you..." those were Morph's last words...for about 5 minutes, afterwards, he felt better.
Chapter 3
"Chere, Colossus is gone. So that means more time for you and me!" Gambit said.
"Really Remy," Rogue said with a devilish look on her face.
"Yes!" Gambit jumped on Rogue. Rogue placed a mutant collar around her neck that prevented her from using her powers. Gambit kissed Rogue on the lips. Rogue's eyes widened.
"Give it to me baby!" Rogue said.
"Sure, let me just play some music to turn us on," Gambit walked over to his CD player. He put in a CD, and Wannabe by the Spice Girls started to play. Gambit hopped back on Rogue, and the two were at it.
Chapter 4
"Monet, I still can't believe I let the Professor do this to me!" Meggan said rubbing her stomach.
"Yes. He should of let me do it to you," Monet said.
"What?" Meggan stood up from her seat.
"Meggan, I wouldn't lie about me feelings towards women. I'm serious."
"Monet!" Meggan ran out of the lounge. Monet sat on the couch thinking. Jubilee walked by and Monet grabbed her arm.
"You did it with Banshee again, didn't you?" Monet asked Jubilee.
"Yes...and don't worry, soon I'll get Emma to except the fact that you love her."
Chapter 5
"Kurt."
"Ororo."
"Kurt."
"Ororo."
"Kurt."
The whispering went on for hours! Storm and Nightcrawler kept making out. Soon enough, it stopped. Nightcrawler stood up.
"Your bedroom is nice," Nightcrawler said.
"How about me?"
"Even nicer!" Nightcrawler purred like a tiger and he got back on the bed with Storm. But Storm wouldn't except it.
"I have been using my body wrong...my beauty wrong! I can't do this anymore," Storm said as she took
off her bra and underware. "I'm just going to take a nice bath and forget about it!" Storm walked into
the bathroom, and Nightcrawler thought, "I didn't know she wore a bra!" Then he fainted.
TO BE CONTINUED
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