My Whore Bill Is 1,000 Bucks Times 5
(an interpolation of: Mambo #5 by Lou Bega)
Verse One
My grand money total is a thousand times five, I'm sure the whores are glad my bill's sky high! In the whores house I visit, every week, they want to take my pants off but I really don't wanna get involved with the whores I meet, even though they sure taste sweet, I like Babet, Kate, Penelope, and Heather, and as they get horny I know they're getting wetter
Chorus
A little bit of three way, in my bed, my exclusive whore giving me head, can't have a hit in English no more, you have to be Spanish just to score, a little bit of cum running down her face, the song I'm making fun of was a true disgrace, a little bit licking here and there, I know it's illegal, but I don't care.
Verse Two
Bounce up and down, and fuck her all around, put my balls in her mouth, she puts my ass on the ground, I take one tit left, and one tit right, she takes a ball to the front, a ball to the side. Fuck a whore once, fuck a whore twice, and if it sounds like this then your doing it right.
(Repeat Chorus, Repeat second verse, repeat chorus again. LoL, I need to get a life. :))