Tobias~panting~: I am going to kill him. Ax: Prince Jake is a wonderful leader, but he sure sucks at driving. James Bond: We can't be too hard on the boy. If we were driving, we would have crashed too. That @$%^#$ Barney.
everyone shudders at his name
Natalya: I may be able to hotwire the bus so that we can drive it again. Tobais: Then do it!
Meanwhile, inside the bus, several interesting conversations are being held.
Marco: I'm telling ya, Jake, it'll work! Trust me. I know these things. Jake~looking at his fake license~: Marco, it says I'm 43. Do I look like i'm 43? Marco: Ummm......do you want me to suck up or tell the truth? Jake: %$@%$@!!! Cassie: Don't worry Jake. You don't look a day over 35. Jake: Thanks Cassie I.....wait a minute. Does that mean I could pass as a 35 year old? Cassie: Ummm......do you want me to suck up or tell the truth? Jake:^%#$%%$$!!!!
Ganon: I'll kill you!! Link: For what? Ganon: For what you called my mama! Link: A Gerudo theif? Ganon: Yeah! Take it back or I'll kill you! Link: But your mom was a Gerudo theif. Ganon: She was not you.....wait a minute. She was. Oh well. I'll still kill you!!!
Link draws his sword and ganon reaches for his, but discovers it's missing.
Link: looking for this?~takes Ganons sword out from behind his back~ Ganon: %$#@%!@! Wait! I still have......
Ganon takes off his boots as link looks on in confusion.
Ganon~swining his socks over his head~: Sock Numchucks!!!!! Link: Aaahhhhhhh!!!!!!!! Ash: Knock it off you two! The last thing we need is blood stains on the seats. I'ts a new bus! No bloodshed until it's at least 3 months old! Ganon & Link: Yessir. Ash: Now seperate!
Ganon walks over to talk to Trevelyan to discuss plans of world domination, and Link and Ash go over towards Marco, Cassie, And Jake.
Pikachu: pika pika pikachu pi. *vinewhip me in the back.* Bulbsaur: bulba? bulbasaur? *what? why?* Pikachu: pikachu pika pi pikachu. *Cassie works with animals. If I get hurt It will give me a chance to get close to her.* Bulbsaur: bulba bulbasaur bulba. *What if Ash tries to help you.* Pikachu: pika pika pi. *You'll distract him." Bulbasaur: bulbasaur bulb. *No way! Ash'll get me in trouble.* Pikachu: pika pikachu pika pi pika pi. *I'll get you out of it. Trust me.* Bulbsaur: bulba bulb... *what if Ash* Pikachu~screaming~: pika pi!!!!! *Screw Ash!!*
everyone on the bus looks up
Ash: Hey!!!!!!!!! Jake: What did he say? Ash: Nevermind. Pikachu: pika pika pika pikachu? *so will you do it?* Bulbsaur: bulba bulba bulbasaur bulb. *i'll think about it.* Pikachu: Pika!!! *#@!%$$#%!*
And there are still more things going on on top of the bus..... Misty, Rachel, and Zelda are laying on top of the bus trying to get a tan. Brock is watching. From a safe distance, of course.
Brock~hiding behind a rock a ways away from the bus~: sighhhhhhhh. Were traveling with 2 gourgeous babes and as luck would have it their both violent psycopaths with boyfriends. But they are babes. ~looks back into his binoculars~
Misty: It is so good to be traveling with girls again. Rachel: I don't know how you stand it. Brock and Ash seem so dense. Misty: They are. Espically Ash. Zelda: Then why do you have a crush on him.
All is silent for a minute. Then....
Misty: I DO NOT HAVE A CRUSH ON HIM!!!!!!!! Rachel~wispering to Zelda~: She likes him. Zelda~wispering back~: it's obvious. Misty: STOP WISPERING ABOUT ME!!!!!!!! Rachel: Chill, girl. He likes you too. It's painfully obvious. Zelda: Yeah. I don't need to use magic to see that. Misty: Really? I mean, tough. I don't like him. You guys are just screwed up. Zelda & Rachel: WE ARE NOT SCREWED UP. Misty: Yes you are. I'm going in. Good day. ~Leaves~ Zelda: I have an idea. Rachel: What?
Zelda and Rachel begin wispering to eachother. All of a sudden, the buses engine starts.
Everyone: Yay!!!!
15 minutes later....... everyone is inside the bus. Including Brock, who now has permanet scars, as the girls found out he was watching them.
Natalya: The good news is that the bus starts.~turns the key and the engins roar~ Everyone else: Yay!!!!!!!!!! Natalya: The bad news is that, until we get a new engin, we can't go over 20 m.p.h. Everyone else: %$@#$@$@%$!!!!!!!
Suddenly bulbsaur vinewhips pikachu in the back
Ash: Bulbsaur!!!~grabs him and takes him to the back of the bus for a talk~ Cassie: Pikachu!!!~grabs him and begins to bandage his cuts.~ Pikachu: pika pi!! *hell yeah!!* ~smiles and winks~
Suddenly a bullet wizzes past Links head
Marco~shoving a gun into Trevelyan's hands~: It wasnt me!! It was him!!
Link punches marco in the face as the bus very slowwwllllyyyyyy begins down the road
Will Marco try to kill Link? Will pikachu flirt with Cassie? What are Rachel and Zelda planning? Will Ganon and Trevelyan try to take over the world? Will Brock actually get a date? Will Jake crash the bus again? Will Ax ever be featured in an epsiode? All these answers and more in the next epsiode of "The Road Trip." (better than "to be continued" huh?)