When we last left off, the gang was slowly driving down some backroad in the middle of some desert. And they were going very slow. Verrryyy slow. Reallllyyyy verrrry slllloowww. All because of Jake. And Barney, but we won't get in to that now. As they near the gas station/really suckie mini mart, the gang is split up and talking again, which, as we know, always turns out to be disastrous. Marco, Jake, Tobias, and Ax were chatting, Rachel and Zelda were plotting something that could only be described as pure evil, Ganon and Trevelyan were describing their plans for world domination while Natalya and Link threatened to kill them if they tried, Ash, Brock, Misty, and Cassie were talking about pokemon while pikachu tried to get close to her and bulbasaur told him he was very strange, and James Bond was driving because the steering wheel threatened to sue if Jake came within 5 feet of it. (don't ask.) A seeming normal day. Well, um, normal for them at least. But things were about to get weird. Um, relatively speaking, that is.
Zelda: Rachel, that is so crule. Rachel: I know. Zelda: It's heartless. Rachel: I know. Zelda: They will kill you when they find out. Rachel: They'll try at least, but I know. Zelda: It's perfect! Rachel: I know. Zelda: We could do it to our boyfriends too!!!!!
Link and Tobias look up.
Rachel~smiling cruelly~: I know.
Link and Tobias both turn pale.
Bulbsaur: bulba bulba bulbasaur! *Pikachu, your nuts!* Pikachu: pika pika pi pikachu! *Come on, vinewhip me again!* Bulbsaur: bulba bulba bulbasaur bulba! *Ash said he'd make me go in the pokeball if I do it again!* Pikachu: pikachu pi pika pi. *I'll talk him out of it.* Bulbsaur: bulbasaur bulba bulb bulbsaur! *that's what you said last time. Besides, what if Ash gives me away! I like it here!* Pikachu: Pi pika pi pikachu. *He won't. Now just do it!* Bulbsaur: Bulbasaur bulba..... *What if Ash....* Pikachu~screaming~: Pika pi pika!!! *The hell with Ash!!!*
Everyone looks up.
Ash: Hey!!!!! Cassie: What did he say? Ash: Nevermind.
Jake: Marco man, what is that junk. Marco: It's chicken noodle soup. Tobias: That's not chicken noodle soup. Marco: Yea it is. Ax: That does not look like the chicken noodle soup I have had. Jake: That's because it's not. Marco: It is chicken noodle soup you guys, ok? Ax: Marco, the broth is very thick. Marco: I like it thick. Tobias: It's also green. Marco: I like it green. Jake: You just added bleach. Marco: I like bleach. Jake: It's posinous. Marco: It adds flavor. Ax: Can I have some? Marco: No. Ax: Why? Marco: It's for Link. Jake, Tobias, and Ax: ssiiiiigggghhhh
James Bond: The Vikings are going all the way this year. Steering Wheel: No, my man, the Broncos were champs once, and always will be champs. James Bond: Actually, they won the Super Bowl twice. Steering Wheel: Hey, you think I get out much? Anyway, the Vikings are wannabe's.
James hits him in the center and the horn honks.
Steering Wheel: Hey! Watch It!!
James hits him again and looks up to see a gas station/really suckie mini mart.
James: Hey! There it is!! Everyone: Hurray!!!! Steering Wheel: Thank God! I need to get away from this numskull! You didn't need your wits to stay alive this long, thats for sure.
James wacks him again and they pull to a stop. Everybody got out.
James: Yo! We need some help out here! Mechanic: What's the problem? James: You guys can go. I'll handle this.
everyone walks away, then hears James screaming "1 thousand dollars?!"
Zelda: We can afford it James. James Bond: Oh, yeah. Could you replace the steering wheel too? Steering Wheel: NOOOOOO!!!!!! Mechanic: But yours is in perfect shape. Steering Wheel: Ha ha ha ha ha!!
James pulls out a gun and shoots it.
Steering wheel~dying~: The....body...is..buried....behind....the..porch. Mechanic: Ooooookkkkkkaaaayyyyy then. I'll get you a new one.
Tobias, Rachel, Brock and Jake went inside.
Brock: Look! In the corner! Jake: A love tester. Rachel: Lets check it out!
they walk over to it.
Tobias~reading~: Bubba the Love Tester. Rachel: You go first, Tobias.
He puts in a quarter and pulls the lever.
Love Tester: Your horoscope is that you will have a wonderful, sunshiney day. Tobias: Hey! Your supposed to be a love tester, not a horoscope machine! Love Tester: Oh. Well then your a cold fish. Tobias:%$@%$~kicks the machine~ Love Tester: Ow!!! Rachel: It's my turn.
She puts in a quarter and pulls the lever.
Love Tester: Woowee! Your a hot Mama! Rachel: $%#@ machine!~kicks it~ Love Tester: Ow!!! Brock: My turn!
He puts in a quarter and pulls the lever.
Love Tester: The girls really love you! Brock: Yeah, that sounds about right. Jake: Wait a minute. What changes the subject, flirts with women, and lies. Rachel: You don't mean..... Jake: Yes....it can only be....~Turns around the machine and opens the back to reveal....~ All four: President Bill Clinton! Bill Clinton: I did not have sex with that women.
meanwhile
Link: Boy, I am hungry. Marco: Then have a little of my soup. Link: Thanks, Marco. You rule.
He gulps down the soup.......
Sorry, but I have to leave you in suspense. Wait, I'm not sorry! I have the power! I can leave you all on the edge of your seat as long as I want! I can leave you begging for more! I have the power! Hahahahahahahha! Sorry. Sugar and Powermadness don't mix. I'll write more soon. So.... To Be Continued