Sleeping Quatre

Part Two

Disclaimers: Do you EVEN think I own Gundam Wing? Yes? Wow...you honor moi. No, I don't own Gundam Wing...

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Quatre, in search for an answer to 'her' problem, went to Heero-san. He stumbled upon the fairy...crackling evilly and muttering something about the Zero System. Quatre backed away. This time, he decided to look for Duo-san.

He found the fairy happily munching on pizza, as always.

Quatre: Duo-san?

Duo: Yes Quatre-chan? Want a slice?

Quatre: Err...no thank you. Ummm...I have a question...

Duo: ::raises an eyebrow:: Nani?

Quatre: Why don't I have breasts?

Duo: ::chokes on his pizza:: Uhhh...damn, I knew you were gonna find this out sooner or later. Come here Quatre while I explain something to you.

Duo told him that when he was born, he looked so much like a girl that his parents 'changed' his gender. He also told him not to worry about getting married.

Duo: There's nothing wrong about being bi.

Quatre: Are you bi?

Duo: Uhhh... ::looks at the author questionly:: Is this gonna be another 2x1 fic?

Isabelle: No. You're completely straight in this one.

Duo: Okay. Little Quatre-chan, I am straight.

Quatre: -.-; Yeah, I heard.

When Quatre asked who his parents were again, Duo ignored him. Instead, the braided pil-I mean fairy sent him out into the woods. Duo kept on insisting Quatre neede some fresh air.

Meanwhile, the evil Relena was in constant search for Quatre. She had searched for almost 16 years, and still haven't found the 'princess'. Finally, her henchmen came back again.

Relena: Well?

Henchmen #1: Relena-sama, we have searched everywhere in the kingdom. The princess is not there.

Relena: ::raises an eyebrow:: Everywhere?

Henchmen #2: Yes, escpecially in the cradles.

Suddenly, reality hit Relena with full force.

Relena: YOU IDIOTS!! HAVE YOU BEEN SEARCHING FOR A BABY ALL THIS TIME!??! DON'T YOU KNOW THAT THE DAMN PRINCE-I MEAN PRINCESS IS ALMOST 16!??!?!?!

-silence-

Relena was so mad that she gave them the ulimate punshiment.

Henchmen: NOO! PLEASE FORGIVE US RELENA-SAMA!!

Relena: No. You have earned it. Now, go trim Dorothy's eyebrows!

The henchmen left with the look of doom on their faces. Relena called upon her pet parakeet to go find Quatre. Don't ask when Relena got a parakeet. It just happened.

On Quatre's sixteenth birthday, the fairies planned a big surprise for Quatre. She was to return to the kingdom and to marry Prince Trowa today.

Early in the morning, Quatre left the cottage for the woods. He just wanted to be alone for a while. The creatures in the forest all ran to him as he sang "Come On Over Here" by Tony Braxton. Between the lyrics, he told the animals how he wished for a prince charming. Dumb animals. They didn't realize Quatre was a guy.

His sweet voice reached a handsome man who was riding on his horse. The man's eyes widened at the sound. So sweet...beautiful...seductive... He urged his horse to follow the voice. But somehow, he fell into the river. Hey, don't ask me. It was in the script. The guy got out of the river and took off his cape, hat, and boots to dry. No, he was not nude.

Some animals saw this and got an evil idea. They stole Prince Trowa's outer clothes and ran to Quatre. They arranged themselves into a man-like shape and 'dressed' themselves up.

Trowa: //.O!!!!!!!

They then ran away with Trowa chasing them. When Quatre saw the animals, he cracked up.

Quatre: ::rolling on the ground, laughing hesterically::

Isabelle: Quatre! Follow the script! It says "Insert sweet, delightful laughter"

Quatre: Oh.

Quatre's grabs the 'prince' and starts to dance. He starts to sing "Arabian Nights" from the Aladdin Soundtrack. Hey, he's Arabian.

Quatre: ::deep voice:: Oh I come ::blinks:: Uhhh...that was strange... ::normal voice:: from a land, from a ...actually, very close place...

Isabelle: QUATRE!!!

Quatre: I mean, from a faraway place

Prince Trowa heard this beautiful singing and soon saw Quatre waltzing around with the animals in a white dress. Please don't ask. The animals saw him and left as Trowa took Quatre's hand. After a few seconds, Quatre realized that the 'prince''s hand was no longer furry.

Quatre: ::high pitched scream:: OH MY! YOU'RE REAL!!!

Trowa: ...

Quatre: ::blinks:: Who are you?

Suddenly, something must have snapped. Trowa took Quatre's hand then they began to dance and sing the same time. ("A Whole New World" also by the Aladdin Soundtrack.)

Trowa: ::twirls Quatre around:: I can show you the world. Shining, shimmering, splendid. Tell me, princess, now when did you last let your heart decide?

Quatre: ::almost bumps into a tree::

Trowa: ::continues to twirl:: I can open your eyes, take you wonder by wonder, over, under, and...under again *forgets the real lyrics* On a magic carpet ride....

Quatre: ::gets dizzy from the twirling:: @.@

Trowa and Quatre then break out into a full chorus.

Both: A whole new world, A new fantasitc point of view! No one to tell us no, or where to go, or say we're only dreaming!

Quatre: ::leaps like a ballerina:: A whole new world! A dazzling place I never knew, but when I'm way up here, It's crystal clear, that now I'm in a whole new world with you!

Trowa: ::dips Quatre:: Now I'm in a whole new world with you!

Quatre: ::back hurts now:: Unbelievable sights, indescribable feeling, soaring, tumbling, freewheeling, through an endless diamond sky. A whole new world!

Trowa: Don't you dare close your eyes!

Quatre: ::closes his eyes:: A hundred thousand things to see! ...I can't see them...

Trowa: //.- Hold you breath-it gets better!

Quatre: ...

Isabelle: HE WASN'T SERIOUS!!

Quatre: ::breathes again:: I'm like a shooting star! ::zooms::

Trowa: ::is disturbed::

Quatre: I've come so far, I can't go back to where I used to be.

Trowa: A whole new world!

Quatre: Every turn is a surprised! ::turns and bumps into a tree::

Trowa: //.O!!! Uhhh...With new horizons to pursue...

Quatre: oww... ::rubs his nose and looks perfectly fine:: Every moment, re-letter.

Both: I'll chase them anywhere, There's time to spare, Let me share this whole new world with you! A whole new world, That's where we'll be!

Trowa: A thrilling chase! ::spot lights shine::

Jasim-I mean Quatre: A wondrous place! ::spot lights get brighter and nearly blinds both of them::

Both: For you and me...

Lights get dramatic and Quatre and Trowa take a bow.

Isabelle: ::stares:: Tell me that was the most disturbing scene I ever wrote...

Meanwhile, while Trowa and Quatre were...singing...Duo and Wufei were having some problems over Quatre's party dress...

Duo: The dress must be black!

Wufei: No! Green I tell you!!!

Duo: Black!

Wufei: INJUSTICE!! Green!!

Heero: ::plants a bomb in the cake:: MWHAAHAHAHAHAHA!!

-Duo and Wufei turn to stare at the third fairy-

Duo: This is not good.

Wufei: ::agrees::

Heero: Self-detonate in 3...2...1...

Silence.

Everyone blinks.

Cakes explodes.

Heero: BWAHAHAHAHAHA!! Mission completed!

~end of second part

Isabelle: I...just wrote that...

Duo: Wow! Trowa spoke!

Wufei: This dress should be green!

Duo: Black!

Isabelle: Nooooooo....