The Cannibal Song

by Kenny's Goddess

This is a parody of The Animal Song, by Savage Garden. I love this song, but the way they sing it made "animal" sound too much like "cannibal" so I couldn't resist...^_^

The Cannibal Song

(an interpolation of The Animal Song by Savage Garden)

Verse One

When tenderloins and sirloins are running through my head,

A pot of boiling oil sits on the fire by my bed.

People say I'm crazy say I'm over way too far,

I just grin and laugh as I put their heads in a jar.

Chorus

I want to live,

(Like a cannibal)

Eat all my friends,

(Like a cannibal)

I want to live, and when I run out of food

I'll just munch on my arms and snack on my feet.

(Yum, yum, yum, yum! Yum, yum, yum, yum!)

Verse 2

I've been having difficulty keeping up my health,

Maybe vegetables should not be left upon the shelf,

Animals and children have the tenderest of thighs,

Which one is more juicy that's a thought now you decide!

Mini Verse

The fashion in the jungle,

Is wearing shrunken heads! (yeah)

When my victims make a run for it,

I'll bash them till they're dead!

Chorus

I want to live,

(Like a cannibal)

Eat all my friends,

(Like a cannibal)

I want to live, and when I run out of food

I'll just munch on my arms and snack on my feet.

(Yum, yum, yum, yum! Yum, yum, yum, yum!)

Verse 3

When tenderloins and sirloins are running through my head,

A pot of boiling oil is on the fire by my bed,

Animals and children have the tenderest of thighs,

Which on is more juicy there's a thought now you decide!

Mini Verse

The fashion in the jungle,

Is wearing shrunken heads! (yeah)

When my victims make a run for it,

I'll bash them till they're dead!

Chorus (x 2)

I want to live,

(Like a cannibal)

Eat all my friends,

(Like a cannibal)

I want to live, and when I run out of food

I'll just munch on my arms and snack on my feet.

(Yum, yum, yum, yum! Yum, yum, yum, yum!)