ch2 girls aren't as weak as they look
by philip lorenzo
Mario dashes out the door and trips over a ditch. Footprints! It looked like footprints,
and a trail that might have been bowser's tail dragging. Mario followed it and it led into a
forest with tons and tons of mushrooms. Mario kept following it and he suddenly encountered a
fork in the road, with three
places to go. Mario took the middle one, and soon as he walked, the other roads started to
dissapear.Mario starts to get hungry, and finds some sticks and builds a fire. He finds a big hole
in a tree and decides that that is where he is going to sleep in the night. Mario gathered
some mushrooms, and checked them to see if they were ripe and poisonous. Mario found that he
found more than he thought, so he put the extra mushrooms in his bag. Mario eats some
mushrooms and is stuffed, and goes to sleep.
The next morning, yearly yearly in the morning, mario smells something.
Mario: hmm, what is that smell? fried mushroom? cooked tree bark? Hey, I'm on fire.
I'M ON FIRE!?!? AAAAAAH!
Mario runs to the grass and rolls. The flames suddenly go out and sees that he forgot to put out
the fire. How clumsy of him. The flame was barely burning and mario stepped onto it to pull it
out. Mario got his stuff and walked on to the trail of footprints to a city. Mario goes in and
sees a bunch of townspeople. Mario walkes up to one of them.
Mario: Hey you, hava you seen a spiked turtle carrying someone that looked like me
exept taller and skinnier with green clothes wearing a hat with an "L" on it?
Girl: Yeah, he went thataway
The girl points to the mountains.
Mario: Ok, thanks!
Girl: But it is pretty dangerous out there though, i don't think you will manage to survive,
there have been a bunch of ninja goombas with arms lately lurking in the mountains.
Mario: Ninja goombas? ppppphhhsss! I can handle them easily. I'm a black belt in kung-fu ya
know?
Girl: What a couinsidence, me too! but I am much more better then you. I've always wanted to go
out on a journey.
Mario: YOU are much better that ME? Whatever. Hey, you wanna go along on my journey?
Girl: Sure I'd love too! My parents just died, because they tried to kill me, but I was
forced to defend myself, and bowser might have kidnapped my REAL parents or something.
Mario: What a couinsidence, that happened to me too! My brother was killed because he tried
to kill me, but then I was forced to defend myself. I know it couldn't have been my
brother because he didn't know any moves like that and he would never have tried to kill
me in the first place, plus, he isn't usually too rough.
Girl: very well, I will join you on your journey, but only if you can prove to me that you
can defeat me, then you will prove me worthy of this jouney. If you can't defeat me, then you can
never defeat master bowser.By the way, my name is kate.
Bowser knows kung-fu? oh well. this is a karate story, anyway.
Mario: Ok, but I must warn you, kate, I am the master of all Jackie-chan moves!
Howwwwwwyyyyyyaaaaa!!!!
Mario and kate both jump into the air in slow-motion and do a flying kick. they land, and go
into their kung-fu stances. Mario and Kate run into each other and mario tries a high jump kick,
but out of nowhere kate does a kick and mario flies and lands hard onto the ground. Mario gets
up and runs and punches, but the girl kicks at lightning speed and flies super far and lands.
Mario: Man, this girl is really strong!
Mario runs to her and she does a flip and does a high punch, but mario counters with a low-
kick, and Kate counters and flips into a spin kick but mario jumps back and counters with a back
side kick, then kate jumps to the side, and they keep countering and countering. Mario gets
cornered to the wall, and runs and walks up to the wall about 15 feet, then does a back-flip
in slow-motion. Mario lands and Kate kickes him a great 100 feet.
Kate: I see you have failed to defeat me. Come back next time and try to verse me, then maybe
I'll join you in your quest. I can sure use a person like you.
Mario: Ok, seeya later! Mario goes back to his hometown and goes to his judo. Mario breathes
slowely, and meditates. He cleares his mind, then focuses his energy. He sees a fly fly past
him at 50 miles per hour. This fly was faster than usual. The fly flies around him again and
again, bothering him. Mario's meditation starts to get disctrupted and as quick as lightning,
He grabs the fly.
Mario: Thats it! I have to use my speed! I can't win with just brute force!
Mario starts to train with speed, instead of force. He learned that you can break something
better with speed, then slowely with strength. Mario goes to Peach.
Mario: Hey peach, can you teach me to be as quick and as fast as you?
Peach: Ok sure. Your first lesson is to see how fast you currently are, so we can see how
much training you need. First, go into this course i build. There are a bunch of huge logs
hanging on rope that will be moving, and you must avoid them all. Mario goes in and
starts his training...
by philip lorenzo
Mario dashes out the door and trips over a ditch. Footprints! It looked like footprints,
and a trail that might have been bowser's tail dragging. Mario followed it and it led into a
forest with tons and tons of mushrooms. Mario kept following it and he suddenly encountered a
fork in the road, with three
places to go. Mario took the middle one, and soon as he walked, the other roads started to
dissapear.Mario starts to get hungry, and finds some sticks and builds a fire. He finds a big hole
in a tree and decides that that is where he is going to sleep in the night. Mario gathered
some mushrooms, and checked them to see if they were ripe and poisonous. Mario found that he
found more than he thought, so he put the extra mushrooms in his bag. Mario eats some
mushrooms and is stuffed, and goes to sleep.
The next morning, yearly yearly in the morning, mario smells something.
Mario: hmm, what is that smell? fried mushroom? cooked tree bark? Hey, I'm on fire.
I'M ON FIRE!?!? AAAAAAH!
Mario runs to the grass and rolls. The flames suddenly go out and sees that he forgot to put out
the fire. How clumsy of him. The flame was barely burning and mario stepped onto it to pull it
out. Mario got his stuff and walked on to the trail of footprints to a city. Mario goes in and
sees a bunch of townspeople. Mario walkes up to one of them.
Mario: Hey you, hava you seen a spiked turtle carrying someone that looked like me
exept taller and skinnier with green clothes wearing a hat with an "L" on it?
Girl: Yeah, he went thataway
The girl points to the mountains.
Mario: Ok, thanks!
Girl: But it is pretty dangerous out there though, i don't think you will manage to survive,
there have been a bunch of ninja goombas with arms lately lurking in the mountains.
Mario: Ninja goombas? ppppphhhsss! I can handle them easily. I'm a black belt in kung-fu ya
know?
Girl: What a couinsidence, me too! but I am much more better then you. I've always wanted to go
out on a journey.
Mario: YOU are much better that ME? Whatever. Hey, you wanna go along on my journey?
Girl: Sure I'd love too! My parents just died, because they tried to kill me, but I was
forced to defend myself, and bowser might have kidnapped my REAL parents or something.
Mario: What a couinsidence, that happened to me too! My brother was killed because he tried
to kill me, but then I was forced to defend myself. I know it couldn't have been my
brother because he didn't know any moves like that and he would never have tried to kill
me in the first place, plus, he isn't usually too rough.
Girl: very well, I will join you on your journey, but only if you can prove to me that you
can defeat me, then you will prove me worthy of this jouney. If you can't defeat me, then you can
never defeat master bowser.By the way, my name is kate.
Bowser knows kung-fu? oh well. this is a karate story, anyway.
Mario: Ok, but I must warn you, kate, I am the master of all Jackie-chan moves!
Howwwwwwyyyyyyaaaaa!!!!
Mario and kate both jump into the air in slow-motion and do a flying kick. they land, and go
into their kung-fu stances. Mario and Kate run into each other and mario tries a high jump kick,
but out of nowhere kate does a kick and mario flies and lands hard onto the ground. Mario gets
up and runs and punches, but the girl kicks at lightning speed and flies super far and lands.
Mario: Man, this girl is really strong!
Mario runs to her and she does a flip and does a high punch, but mario counters with a low-
kick, and Kate counters and flips into a spin kick but mario jumps back and counters with a back
side kick, then kate jumps to the side, and they keep countering and countering. Mario gets
cornered to the wall, and runs and walks up to the wall about 15 feet, then does a back-flip
in slow-motion. Mario lands and Kate kickes him a great 100 feet.
Kate: I see you have failed to defeat me. Come back next time and try to verse me, then maybe
I'll join you in your quest. I can sure use a person like you.
Mario: Ok, seeya later! Mario goes back to his hometown and goes to his judo. Mario breathes
slowely, and meditates. He cleares his mind, then focuses his energy. He sees a fly fly past
him at 50 miles per hour. This fly was faster than usual. The fly flies around him again and
again, bothering him. Mario's meditation starts to get disctrupted and as quick as lightning,
He grabs the fly.
Mario: Thats it! I have to use my speed! I can't win with just brute force!
Mario starts to train with speed, instead of force. He learned that you can break something
better with speed, then slowely with strength. Mario goes to Peach.
Mario: Hey peach, can you teach me to be as quick and as fast as you?
Peach: Ok sure. Your first lesson is to see how fast you currently are, so we can see how
much training you need. First, go into this course i build. There are a bunch of huge logs
hanging on rope that will be moving, and you must avoid them all. Mario goes in and
starts his training...